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  • #16
    Re: Hello

    Dear Aquaman, I have a project for you. Instead of coming to this Godly Forum and preaching your muslim nonsense, why don't you take a little trek up Mount Ararat? Noah's great ark is up there! Take your camera! We would love to see some pictures!
    Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
    ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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    • #17
      Re: Hello

      Yes,here is totally a wrong place to be,as long as you are not a christian.people get too much offensive and aggressive,to discuss in a courteous way,about religions.that was not me,brought it to our hygiene habits,that was your friend.and again that was not me using
      pejorative words about your religion,like mooslimbs or Mudslime Squaw.I am here,trying to express myself and understand with a lack of english against some of you, before anything else,I am just a guest here,and you call me as mooslimbs,just because I am a muslim and UNSAVED?where is the toleration of your christianity? some can’t even discuss without assaulting or insulting.

      I am an individual that has her own thoughts and beliefs so I do not care what you think about all muslims or non-christians.it's really nonsensical ‘to me’,to separate people saved and unsaved basing on their beliefs and religions,not their humanity.if you waste your life as a jerk,you wont be able to find a place on that heaven anyways.this is my thought.

      But I can clearly see that it's imposibble to share your thoughts here without being seen as an hellbound or to communicate without racing your religions.this is why I think religions do not exist to make people become enemies but people make religions turn into real weapons.I will listen to your advice and read your bible in silence to better understand instead of hearing bullshits.

      I wish you all a happy new year!!!!!
      2 Chronicles 15:13
      Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello

        A muslim? How many heads have you cut off?
        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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        • #19
          Re: Hello

          Okay, I'm confused. So no Mount Ararat trek and pictures of Noah's Ark???
          Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
          ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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          • #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by aquapath View Post
            Y[...] I am a muslim and UNSAVED?where is the toleration of your christianity? some can’t even discuss without assaulting or insulting.
            Hi aquapath,

            I am sure the people on this forum mean no harm to you, they just want to save you. They might believe you will go to Hell because you believe in a false form of the monotheistic God. There is an easy way out: You could be touched by His Noodly Appendage and spend your eternity with a beer volcano, river of pasta sauce and a stripper factory that also spews out the occasional red head, as per the Book of Penelope.
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Roland View Post
              Hi aquapath,

              I am sure the people on this forum mean no harm to you, they just want to save you. They might believe you will go to Hell because you believe in a false form of the monotheistic God. There is an easy way out: You could be touched by His Noodly Appendage and spend your eternity with a beer volcano, river of pasta sauce and a stripper factory that also spews out the occasional red head, as per the Book of Penelope.
              Mr. Meatball, please DO NOT use this HOLY FORUM to spread LIES and convert innocent people to that ABOMINATION of yours. It's because of people like you that I cannot even look at spaghetti.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                It's because of people like you that I cannot even look at spaghetti.
                I am truly sorry that I, or people like me, made you dislike spaghetti. It is such a wonderful food. The road to spaghetti may sometimes be long but then it is worth it. Here a link to a great (but long and laborious) spaghetti bolognese recipe from the chef. Hope you like it.
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Roland View Post
                  I am truly sorry that I, or people like me, made you dislike spaghetti. It is such a wonderful food. The road to spaghetti may sometimes be long but then it is worth it. Here a link to a great (but long and laborious) spaghetti bolognese recipe from the chef. Hope you like it.
                  You lost me at "long and laborious." Thank you for the thought, though.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Dear Filthy Mudslime;

                    Kindly visit THIS page where we have prepared some questions for people like you.

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello

                      It's a real shame that the Austrians didn't defeat the Turks in 1914.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello

                        I'm not comfortable with dear Harsha Shah being exposed to Aqualad; I'm afraid she'll be in danger of getting radicalized.

                        We don't want to see you wearing an exploding belt, Harsha!
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