[Roland]

Re: I'm a hypocrite

I would prefer not to know that. Now, how do I unlearn such a terrible, blasphemous thought?

With Rum off course. It works for the pirates, it made the FSM forget how he created the universe (or was that beer?) and it is probably the reason why I always wonder why so much work is sitting on my desk every Monday morning. If you don´t have any rum, vodka might also do the trick. Even Champagne might work: A colleague of mine claimed he lost four days after celebrating New Years eve.

Perhaps this might help you to find comfort.

[Basilissa]

Re: I'm a hypocrite

With Rum off course. It works for the pirates, it made the FSM forget how he created the universe (or was that beer?) and it is probably the reason why I always wonder why so much work is sitting on my desk every Monday morning. If you don´t have any rum, vodka might also do the trick. Even Champagne might work: A colleague of mine claimed he lost four days after celebrating New Years eve.

Perhaps this might help you to find comfort.

Thank you for being nice in your twisted, heathen way, I guess. However, the correct answer would have been: prayer.

I will pray for both you and that Chris character.