can't get this thing to work - - it's granny june help

[Granny June]

Hello fellow Freeholders! What a great day our Lord™ has given us today! A day of SURPRISES, and WONDERMENT.

Surprise is, I've been given the terrific task of covering Miss Cookie's desk here at the church offices until such a time as she decides to come back. If it ain't in 30 days her house is gonna be auctioned and stuff, but that's up to the Pastors of course/ Anyway I'll be answering her phones and the mail and volunteerin like a madwoman like usual. LOL You know me!

But the Wonderment part is, I don't know how to use the big door key pad that's asking me for a exit code. I think they forgot I'm here! Can someone come by the office and let me out?

Also - I don't know the computer code for changing that horrible title under my name. There's a huge book of instructions and stuff on the desk, but I almost set the sprinkler system off in the Xerox Room today, so I don't wanna fudge with it again.

Anyway - I'm in here. Help.


Sincerely, Granny June

[Basilissa]

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Hello fellow Freeholders! What a great day our Lord™ has given us today! A day of SURPRISES, and WONDERMENT.

Surprise is, I've been given the terrific task of covering Miss Cookie's desk here at the church offices until such a time as she decides to come back. If it ain't in 30 days her house is gonna be auctioned and stuff, but that's up to the Pastors of course/ Anyway I'll be answering her phones and the mail and volunteerin like a madwoman like usual. LOL You know me!

But the Wonderment part is, I don't know how to use the big door key pad that's asking me for a exit code. I think they forgot I'm here! Can someone come by the office and let me out?

Also - I don't know the computer code for changing that horrible title under my name. There's a huge book of instructions and stuff on the desk, but I almost set the sprinkler system off in the Xerox Room today, so I don't wanna fudge with it again.

Anyway - I'm in here. Help.


Sincerely, Granny June

Forget about your worries, my dearest June, but rather please inform the congregation about Cookie's whereabouts. Have you heard from her? Why is she so quiet? Is she planning a wedding with FM? Does she have something, uh, baking in the oven? Because I've heard rumors that FM was planning to give 50 shekels to Cookie's father, is that true?

[Granny June]

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I don't know anything about Miss Cookie, except her desk is filled with a lot of prescription slips. Whenever I'd volunteer here she was always too busy to talk to me (let alone help) (but that's just IMO) and now that I think of it she was usually behind closed doors with some Pastor or other.

All I knows is the Pastors are upset about the mail piling up and the appointment book being ignored so I volunteered to help out until she comes back. I wish she'd call, because I have questions for her....including, what's the door exit code?

Do you know how to get in and out of this place?

[Basilissa]

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I don't know anything about Miss Cookie, except her desk is filled with a lot of prescription slips. Whenever I'd volunteer here she was always too busy to talk to me (let alone help) (but that's just IMO) and now that I think of it she was usually behind closed doors with some Pastor or other.

All I knows is the Pastors are upset about the mail piling up and the appointment book being ignored so I volunteered to help out until she comes back. I wish she'd call, because I have questions for her....including, what's the door exit code?

Do you know how to get in and out of this place?

Have you tried prayer? It always works for me.

If prayer doesn't work for you, it must be a sign from that you should stay inside and work all night long.

[Elmer G. White]

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Do you know how to get in and out of this place?

I must also point out that the answer to your problem with the key is Jesus.

Isaiah 22:22
And the key of the house of David will I lay upon his shoulder; so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.

...and regarding prophecies about God's Favorite Country where also you reside...

Revelation 3:7
And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Where is Miss Cookie, my Church secretary? Why wasn't my jet fueled up and pointed toward Singapore this morning as I requested? Why haven't the invitations been sent out for the Platinum Tithers Bar-B-Que this Sunday after Church? WHAT IS GOING ON??

[Jim Farmer]

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Granny June, it sounds as though you have too much work to do to be going home. I'm sure you can find some old cabbage leaves or something in the pastors' fridge so you can fix yourself some dinner.

[James Hutchins]

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Mam, why was my name on my Church parking spot pained over with the word 'June'? While I was born during that month, I am sure someone else was too and confusion may result. Please send me the pdf form "Parking for Senior Church Patrons', #3445279-G so I can return them to you for the maintenance boy, Leroy, to repaint the curbing. Additionally, I'll need a pdf of form 125567-B (not D, but , the 'Guest Tithe-Non-Eurasin' sent to me today.

[Granny June]

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Please send me the pdf form "Parking for Senior Church Patrons', #3445279-G so I can return them to you for the maintenance boy, Leroy, to repaint the curbing. Additionally, I'll need a pdf of form 125567-B (not D, but

Dear Brother Hutchins on the Mount:

I can't figure out which form is which in all these newfangled "electronic" folders, so i just forwarded you all the PDF forms the church has...I think it's about 2,000 - 5,000 to choose from so it must be in there somewheres...can You can select what you like from those..? "Download" will take a while sorry

i'm really just here to field calls and try to get 'em to the right people, and open mail. And can you please explain that to Pastor Zeke, please? He intimidates me. And specially when he starts yells I can't hear anything cuz my ears just shut down.

oh yes Sorry about the parking space...another volunteer did that and i thought they were right. But i have the right door code now so don't worry about me sleeping here again.

PRAISE! .LIFE IS GOOD!

[Jim Farmer]

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But i have the right door code now so don't worry about me sleeping here again.

So they haven't told you it changes daily? You can work it out if you know the algorithm.

[Granny June]

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So they haven't told you it changes daily? You can work it out if you know the algorithm.

DAMNABBIT! now i can't get out again. can someone come by before the church potluck and let me out.? i have a jello salad i'm supposed to deliver and my cats r counting on me later! i can't sleep another night in this place on that pile of coats in the Lost & Found i'm old

[James Hutchins]

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Dear Brother Hutchins on the Mount:

I can't figure out which form is which in all these newfangled "electronic" folders, so i just forwarded you all the PDF forms the church has...I think it's about 2,000 - 5,000 to choose from so it must be in there somewheres...can You can select what you like from those..? "Download" will take a while sorry

i'm really just here to field calls and try to get 'em to the right people, and open mail. And can you please explain that to Pastor Zeke, please? He intimidates me. And specially when he starts yells I can't hear anything cuz my ears just shut down.

oh yes Sorry about the parking space...another volunteer did that and i thought they were right. But i have the right door code now so don't worry about me sleeping here again.

PRAISE! .LIFE IS GOOD!

Apparently, I got some encypted files and not any of the PDF's. Billy, my kid with the electrical smarts, said it was something to do with Pastors and some sort of 'Bear and Cub' Ministry. We put it on the JesOS Cloud.
June, please resend the correct files, sorted this time by file name and not by size. Also, be sure to have tomorrows luncheon for the Church Deacons arranged at the Landover Mens Club. The special food requirements are on the desk in the annex near the safe door. Be sure the flight plan and appropriate security is in place for the Visitors.
I never had to watch over Miss Cookie like this, though I often did.

[Granny June]

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I never had to watch over Miss Cookie like this, though I often did.

I'm never gonna "fill miss cookie's shoes" she's about a foot taller than me for starters I'M ONLY HELPING OUT TEMPORARILY IS THIS PRINTING I CAN'T SEE IT

be sure to have tomorrows luncheon for the Church Deacons arranged at the Landover Mens Club. The special food requirements are on the desk in the annex near the safe door.

wHO'S handwriting is this on the menu? I can't read it. AND THESE PRICES!

DONE - - called my neighbor Carl who runs the food coach by the different construction sites...good selection and will park outside the Men's Club tomorrow noon 1 hour cash only he says - -

Be sure the flight plan and appropriate security is in place for the Visitors.

Why r so many of these flights from Cuba? Are we letting a bunch of wilyforeigners in here? inner voice in my in my heart of hearts says pray about that one time being

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Hello Granny June! It is so wonderful to have another woman who is up there in years to chat with!! LOL

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I saw Mistress Cookie online this evening, about 15 minutes ago. Just to let you know Pastor Zeke.