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  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 709

    #46
    Re: Biographies

    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
    Orwell came first but I'm pretty sure Apple was inspired by Da Vinci or Michelangelo.
    Lord, give me strength with these...
    Didn't you learn anything in the cotton fields while you were working and singing with your dark basso profondo?
    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
    Revelation 21:8

    Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
    Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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    • Fireburp
      Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
      • Jan 2015
      • 100

      #47
      Re: Biographies

      First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12993

        #48
        Re: Biographies

        Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
        Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong.
        Oh dear. My name is not "Second" (you may refer to me as Miss Basilissa). Also, the rule of thumb is, if you have no idea of the meaning and spelling of a word, then it's best not to use it. Like the Bible says:

        Proverbs 17:28. Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.


        In other words, it's better to keep quiet then show your ignorance, sweetie!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #49
          Re: Biographies

          Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
          First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.
          You people really are not as bright as the typical family pet. I for one, am glad you are kept out side. No doubt you'd soil to mark a spot on an all wool rug. I think you do a lot more than mis-spell the simplest of words.
          Tell me friend, What have YOU done for Jesus today?
          1 Samuel 12:24
          Only fear the Lord, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.

          I know you people can sing and dance a quick step for Him
          2 Corinthians 9:7
          Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

          How much do you really love your Savior? He is committed to you.
          Are you ready to be committed?
          Romans 12:1
          I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 709

            #50
            Re: Biographies

            Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
            First I thought you meant Apple the company the one who makes Mac computers and I phones. Second thank you I had no clue I have been spelling etc. Wrong. And finally I'm not black and that was extremely racist of you.
            Why do you use false profile picture?
            I think THAT is really extremely racist of you. Do you make some kind of joke with that, that's not funny.
            Jesus does not laugh.
            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
            Revelation 21:8

            Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
            Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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            • Fireburp
              Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
              • Jan 2015
              • 100

              #51
              Re: Biographies

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              You people really are not as bright as the typical family pet. I for one, am glad you are kept out side. No doubt you'd soil to mark a spot on an all wool rug. I think you do a lot more than mis-spell the simplest of words.
              Tell me friend, What have YOU done for Jesus today?
              1 Samuel 12:24
              Only fear the Lord, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.

              I know you people can sing and dance a quick step for Him
              2 Corinthians 9:7
              Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

              How much do you really love your Savior? He is committed to you.
              Are you ready to be committed?
              Romans 12:1
              I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

              It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2193

                #52
                Re: Biographies

                Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
                Perhaps jealousy? The Christian God ia a jealous God, Exodus 34.14: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Fireburp
                  Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 100

                  #53
                  Re: Biographies

                  Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                  Why do you use false profile picture?
                  I think THAT is really extremle racist of you. Do you make some kind of joke with that, that's not funny.
                  Jesus does not laugh.
                  Whoever owns/has high authority on this website put it up and I don't know how to change it. Could you help?

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12993

                    #54
                    Re: Biographies

                    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                    It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
                    My dear, I cannot speak for Brother Hutchins or anyone else, but I personally don't hate anybody. God, on the other hand, hates plenty of people. However, who are you to question God's feelings towards His own creation? He made us, so He has all the right in the world to pick and choose whom He wants to love and whom He wants to hate!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8418

                      #55
                      Re: Biographies

                      Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                      It depends on your definition of Jesus?
                      What do you mean by "definition of Jesus"? Jesus is Jesus - there is no need for a definition of Him, He is what He is, our Beloved Lord and Savior! What more do you need?
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #56
                        Re: Biographies

                        Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                        It depends on your definition of Jesus? In your sense of him most likely nothing but in my sense yes. Why? Because I have done my best to be the best that I can be and maybe improve myself more. I have another question for any willing to answer why do you/God/Jesus hate so many people? Is it fear? Prehapes it is anger?
                        My definition of Jesus? Friend, that is not possible. There is only one Jesus.
                        What I think you should do for Him means nothing friend, It is what you have done for Him. You people really do the two footed shuffle!

                        God loves us. If he did not care, He would ignore us and kill us all with a smush of His all powerful pinkie. When he snuffs a person, it is for a good reason. I rejoice every time a person appears to die before their time. Imagine, God chose THEM! He singled them out. Like being a teachers pet.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Fireburp
                          Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 100

                          #57
                          Re: Biographies

                          Basilica I ques everthing if I didnt why I wouldn't be human. I admire your courage on here. Not being afraid to die however I think that's because you have an idea of what will happen. For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12993

                            #58
                            Re: Biographies

                            Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                            Basilica I ques everthing if I didnt why I wouldn't be human. I admire your courage on here. Not being afraid to die however I think that's because you have an idea of what will happen. For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.
                            In this case, why don't you accept , dear? Then you wouldn't have to be afraid anymore!
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                            Comment

                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #59
                              Re: Biographies

                              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                              ...For myself I cannot imagine any afterlife so I am afraid of death.
                              That makes no sense. You didn't exist for 13 1/2 billion years (or whatever figure they're giving for the age of the universe this week) prior to be born, and you'll just return to that state of non-existence.

                              It's the ones who DO believe in an afterlife that have something to be afraid of: the chance they've been worshipping the wrong god (or the right god but in the wrong manner) and being eternally punished for their error.

                              The act of dying, itself, holds no attraction for anyone (anyone sane, at least). One can only hope for the minimum of suffering.

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                              • Witch Hammer
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1717

                                #60
                                Re: Biographies

                                Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                                Well thanks for being respectful with your comment considering that I did write these when I was a sophomore. And I told you I do NOT write about Jessus or religon due to controversy of the subject.
                                You'll find no controversy on the subject here, harlot. A well phrased piece on The Redeemer will be answered by a chorus of cheers and fist pumps, I promise.

                                Here is a stunning example of real poetry, if you'd care to take notes. It is a two part epic called Untitled masterpiece #23

                                Part 1

                                There once was a Savior named Jesus
                                Who liked to cure oozing diseases
                                On a cross He was hung
                                But when down He was brung
                                He rose from the dead just to please us

                                Part 2

                                There once was a devil named satan
                                Who spent his time plottin' and hatin'
                                For negroes and kikes
                                Cornholers and dykes
                                In hell he was anxiously waitin'


                                Now that's how it's done, lady. Your turn!

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