New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

[SB1977]

Hi everybody,

I'm Steven, I come from the unholy and unsaved country called Belgium. I'm very dissapointed they never thaught me the REAL word of the Lord. I was looking on the internet to find a forum where I can find the REAL word. I hope I am making the right choice to come here. I'm still looking for a REAL church to teach the word of our Lord, not a church filled with pedo "priests". Because that's what this country is, pedo-country. I hope I can find REAL Christians to teach me and help me find a way to our Lord. My favorite verse is "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.", why this one? Because it is the beginning of our lives, but not the real beginning. God has been here before we walked his beautifull earth. I would like to thank the Lord for all He has given us.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Hi everybody,

I'm Steven, I come from the unholy and unsaved country called Belgium. I'm very dissapointed they never thaught me the REAL word of the Lord. I was looking on the internet to find a forum where I can find the REAL word. I hope I am making the right choice to come here. I'm still looking for a REAL church to teach the word of our Lord, not a church filled with pedo "priests". Because that's what this country is, pedo-country. I hope I can find REAL Christians to teach me and help me find a way to our Lord. My favorite verse is "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.", why this one? Because it is the beginning of our lives, but not the real beginning. God has been here before we walked his beautifull earth. I would like to thank the Lord for all He has given us.

Hello Steven!

I feel sorry for you and for the sad but expected state of your godforsaken part of Europistan. As rapture approaches, we are not expecting to see many of your countrymen in Heaven. That said, let us praise Jesus for guiding you here to worship Him among True Believers(tm).

Psalms 31:24
Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.



How is your life reproductionwise? How do you worship God considering that it must be hard work avoiding all the papists that swarm in that part of the world?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[SB1977]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Hello Steven!

I feel sorry for you and for the sad but expected state of your godforsaken part of Europistan. As rapture approaches, we are not expecting to see many of your countrymen in Heaven. That said, let us praise Jesus for guiding you here to worship Him among True Believers™.

Psalms 31:24
Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.



How is your life reproductionwise? How do you worship God considering that it must be hard work avoiding all the papists that swarm in that part of the world?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for the welcome good man,

I worship God every day, I read the bible and pray to him every morning when I wake up, and before I go to sleep. It's hard being the only one here in this Godless country, but the Lord has given me strength to keep worshipping him even with all those ignorant fools around me. I also keep praying for their souls. Praise Jesus for him guiding me to this forum with real Christians, he is wonderfull indeed. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Lord to give me the will to keep searching.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Hello, and welcome! May the LORD reward you for your efforts in worshiping and glorifying Him!

Tell us, how do you most enjoy sharing the Gospel message with the heathen of your country? What do you find is the most effective at chipping away at their cruel, cold, callus hearts?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Hi everybody,

I'm Steven, I come from the unholy and unsaved country called Belgium. I'm very dissapointed they never taught me the REAL word of the Lord. I was looking on the internet to find a forum where I can find the REAL word. I hope I am making the right choice to come here. I'm still looking for a REAL church to teach the word of our Lord, not a church filled with pedo "priests". Because that's what this country is, pedo-country. I hope I can find REAL Christians to teach me and help me find a way to our Lord. My favorite verse is "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.", why this one? Because it is the beginning of our lives, but not the real beginning. God has been here before we walked his beautiful earth. I would like to thank the Lord for all He has given us.

I hear from people every day who believe in the most ridiculous ideas. Ideas that are only to be found in their deluded minds. They have grown up with adults telling them that there is this and there is that and they, knowing no better, believe it and repeat it to their children, etc. And thus the fairytale grows. Before you kinow it, businesses start up that make similar claims and people say that they have experienced it themselves. This is all very sad. We need to teach people, particularly those like you that, although it seems real to you, it is completely false - a mental delusion, bordering on an illness.

Let me be brutally frank. It may upset you at first, but in the end, you will thank me for it:

There is no such place as Belgium! You live in France or The Netherlands*!

*and God hates both of them.

[SB1977]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Hello, and welcome! May the LORD reward you for your efforts in worshiping and glorifying Him!

Tell us, how do you most enjoy sharing the Gospel message with the heathen of your country? What do you find is the most effective at chipping away at their cruel, cold, callus hearts?

It is really hard I can tell you that. These people are deaf to the word of God, they are blind for what the Bible shows us. I always try telling His word but they try to convince me with their atheïst lies, if God didn't give me this strength I would have been a weak, heartless atheïst. Those monkeys don't believe His word even with all the evidence there is. Sometimes I don't know what to say to them. But I keep trying for their lost souls and pray to God for their worthless lives.

[SB1977]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

I hear from people every day who believe in the most ridiculous ideas. Ideas that are only to be found in their deluded minds. They have grown up with adults telling them that there is this and there is that and they, knowing no better, believe it and repeat it to their children, etc. And thus the fairytale grows. Before you kinow it, businesses start up that make similar claims and people say that they have experienced it themselves. This is all very sad. We need to teach people, particularly those like you that, although it seems real to you, it is completely false - a mental delusion, bordering on an illness.

Let me be brutally frank. It may upset you at first, but in the end, you will thank me for it:

There is no such place as Belgium! You live in France or The Netherlands*!

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*and God hates both of them.

Your message has truth in it. Only 2 languages are spoken in "Belgium", dutch and french. I always thought this was strange. Because if we really were a country, we would not speak the unholy languages from the Netherlands or France. Thanks for sharing this, this explains some things to me. If this is true, I'm not from the godless Belgium but from the godless Netherlands. I hope I will get used to the idea there is no such thing as "Belgium". God, forgive me for believing these lies, I pray that one day I can go to a place where people worship you like we are told by the Bible, Your Word.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Your message has truth in it. Only 2 languages are spoken in "Belgium", dutch and french. I always thought this was strange. Because if we really were a country, we would not speak the unholy languages from the Netherlands or France. Thanks for sharing this, this explains some things to me. If this is true, I'm not from the godless Belgium but from the godless Netherlands. I hope I will get used to the idea there is no such thing as "Belgium". God, forgive me for believing these lies, I pray that one day I can go to a place where people worship you like we are told by the Bible, Your Word.

Hello, you person from the place under the Atlantic sea.
Tell me, was your grandfather a German soldier?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

Dear Frenchie;

What on earth does "SB1977" mean? "Satan's backside" perhaps?

Please tell us about yourself. Name, age, gender, sin history in detail and number of times you've been raped by papist priests, for starters.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[DemonicRedneck666]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

I've found out that Jesus is really evil and Satan is really good. Satan is for peace and love he has told me. All of you are sheep being led to the slaughter.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

I've found out that Jesus is really evil and Satan is really good. Satan is for peace and love he has told me. All of you are sheep being led to the slaughter.

Whew! Now that you've got THAT out of your system, how about telling us all about your walk with Christ?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

I've found out that Jesus is really evil and Satan is really good. Satan is for peace and love he has told me. All of you are sheep being led to the slaughter.

Satan is the father of lies, you stupid hillbilly.

John 8:44-45

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: New guy, looking for the REAL Christ

I've found out that Jesus is really evil and Satan is really good. Satan is for peace and love he has told me. All of you are sheep being led to the slaughter.

Satan told you, himself, that he is for peace and love?

Brothers, I feel as if an exorcism is needed here. Obviously this homer shman needs to be freed from his temptations.

However, I hate to take a detour from the Original Poster (as Pearl calls it) to focus on the unsaved. So, welcome new person. I've forgotten your name and do not wish to press the 'back' button on my Internet Explorer to recall it.

Regards, Franklin