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  • devoted-in-christ
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    • Mar 2015
    • 7

    #1

    Hello!

    My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

    YiC Judith
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
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    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by devoted-in-christ View Post
    My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

    YiC Judith
    Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! What a sad story about your parents, too bad that they will burn in forever and ever.

    Do you have a favorite Bible verse, dear?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2014
      • 1330

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Judith, what a lovely name! Thanks for following almost all of the instructions; given that you are a girl and unsaved, that's quite and accomplishment. What's your favorite Bible verse? Mine are 1 Peter 3:4 "But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price." and "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." Ephesians 5:22.

      Yours in Christ,
      Elizabeth

      P.S. It's nice to meet a woman my own age!
      P.S.S. It's time to get you a husband! I'm your age, and I'm already married to the senior pastor at my church, and I'm with child.
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Welcome then, Judith. You bear the name of a mighty warrior. I pray that you do not share her fate, doomed to go through life without husband or offspring. Do you live in the Austria that is next to godless Sweden, or the one near to China?

        Please tell us more of your escape from the clutches of the cultists. God Bless!
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Jim Farmer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2293

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Welcome Judith, Congratulations on escaping the clutches of the Seventh Dayers. And welcome to the land of the living. Are you now eating meat? I don't think I could live without meat at least twice a day.
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          • FranklinAndPearl
            True Christians™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 163

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Hi Judith! Pearl here!

            It is most refreshing to meet someone who appears to be on the road to the LORD!!! As others have said, sorry your parents will be cast into the lake of fire. But take solace in the fact that you will be SAVED!

            Are you still in school? If so, I would say I hope you are home-schooled, however, with the abominations you call parents, you may as well be taught by an atheist lesbo retard. LOL.

            Nice to meet you!

            Walking with Christ,

            Pearl
            Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Welcome Ma'm. How many sons have glided from your firm tender loins for Jesus? How do you find the time to be on the internet while preparing your home for your husband. I know you takes you females a dozen or so years to get a handle on managing a simple thing like a home.
              Have your husband come on, I'd love to meet him
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • devoted-in-christ
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                • Mar 2015
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! What a sad story about your parents, too bad that they will burn in forever and ever.

                Do you have a favorite Bible verse, dear?
                My favourite bible verse is Genesis 2,24

                YiC Judith
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                To Mrs Elizabeth Johnson

                It is nice to meet you too! And I agree with you, it is time to find myself a husband. Sadly I am living in Austria and there are no True Christian men around. They are all ungodly papists and my parents only introduced me to adventist men.

                YiC Judith
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                To Alvin Moss

                Nice to meet you! Isn't the country in Asia called Australia? Anyways, I am living in europe. I can't really tell you something about my escape, because I am still stuck in one of their institutions. I am attending to an adventist highschool and I am in the dorm, so there is no way out. I found your church on the internet and immediately felt that this was the right church so I decided to sign up here and find some people to help me. I am sorry for my not-perfect english, my mother tongue is german.

                YiC Judith

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                To Jim Farmer

                Nice to meet you too! Yes, I do eat meat. Very to the disappointment of my parents, I never joined them in their lifestyle of a vegetarian. But they don't serve meat in our cafeteria.

                YiC Judith
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                To Pearl

                Nice to meet you! As I mentioned above, I am currently attending an adventist boarding school, no the best place to become a True Christian.

                YiC Judith

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                    Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!
                    I know I don't even need to ask if your service negroe has been gelded. I would hate for that poor girl to be raped by your Hamite.

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                    • FranklinAndPearl
                      True Christians™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 163

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                      Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!
                      How kind of you, Sister Elizabeth!

                      Let us pray he does not find a KFC or watermelon stand on his journey; he will never leave! LOL.

                      Walking with Christ,

                      Pearl
                      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                      • devoted-in-christ
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Mar 2015
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Thanks for your kindness! When can I await him? I need some of my stuff, so please tell my so I can pack my belongings

                        YiC Judith

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                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 1330

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          My negro, has a chastity belt on him, that only my master and husband can undo. It's then been prayed over, and given that God answers our prayers (Matthew 7:7) and that Negros are pretty stupid, the girl is safe. Judith, he should arrive to you in a few hours. I also included a whip and pepper spray since as a white woman, even you are more intelligent than him.
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12992

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by devoted-in-christ View Post
                            Thanks for your kindness! When can I await him? I need some of my stuff, so please tell my so I can pack my belongings

                            YiC Judith
                            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                            My negro, has a chastity belt on him, that only my master and husband can undo. It's then been prayed over, and given that God answers our prayers (Matthew 7:7) and that Negros are pretty stupid, the girl is safe. Judith, he should arrive to you in a few hours. I also included a whip and pepper spray since as a white woman, even you are more intelligent than him.
                            Sister Elizabeth, you are such a kind and sweet person, that I feel really bad contradicting you. However, if I was you, I wouldn't bet on the reliability of this man. We all know that people of his kind aren't reliable, and we also know that changing a person's nature is impossible:

                            Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                            Judith, I wouldn't be waiting for that man too long, if you know what I mean. You need to have some backup plan, and soon!
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 1330

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Sister Elizabeth, you are such a kind and sweet person, that I feel really bad contradicting you. However, if I was you, I wouldn't bet on the reliability of this man. We all know that people of his kind aren't reliable, and we also know that changing a person's nature is impossible:

                              Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                              Judith, I wouldn't be waiting for that man too long, if you know what I mean. You need to have some backup plan, and soon!
                              Basilissa, thank you for your insight! I'll speak with my husband and see if we can send a white tin tither's wife to get her. Judith, if he doesn't come in the next hour, wait for a couple days, and I'll get another woman I trust to get you.
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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