hello and thank you!

[cristaosburros]

A couple of years ago I found this forum and I had a lot of mixed feelings about this. One of the feelings was joy, because accidentally I just found one of the biggest humor forums on the internet. The quantity of stupidity in here is so big that it made me laugh for days! I specially remember the post about the woman who found her husband with a cucumber up is ass that went there because of the "work of the devil" and not because he was pleasuring himself. So funny.
But at the same time I feel sad. How can people be like this? How dumb you must be to believe in all this crap? How a book that proves nothing can make people believe in such things. They really have to be people with a very week mind and easily manipulated. Its because of things like this that I know that people will never get all along and live in a peaceful world. Because of people like the ones on this forum. Dumb, stupid and full of hate. Worlds biggest problem.
Now, years later, the internet brought this forum to me again but there is no joy anymore. Just sadness to see that everything stills the same and this wick mind people still exit.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You're confused, dear. The Bible has all kinds of uncontested proof for its accuracy. With most ancient history, we're lucky to have a fragment of an object. Most of the time, we only know about a thing through later references. The Holy Bible is different, though. There are 66 separate documents that all attest to the same Truth! What are the chances of that happening randomly? And the Holy Bible is written by God Himself, who cannot lie! Besides, the Gospels are eye-witness accounts to the fantastic and amazing biography of Jesus Christ Himself! He said he is the son of God, and God cannot lie, so therefore we know it's all True!

Glory!

\o/

[cristaosburros]

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A book that proves that it self is real. So much logic...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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A book that proves that it self is real. So much logic...

And reveals more than three hundred prophesies that have come true! And also I know He is alive because He is in my own heart. So really, it's all of Creation that proves the Bible is real!

[cristaosburros]

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If it is in your heart than I believe it... not.
Is this ***a vulgar expression removed by moderator*** for real? Are you that stupid?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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If loving Jesus is stupid, then I AM THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET!

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR JESUS!
I LOVE JESUS!
I LOVE YOU JESUS, MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF, MY OWN OR MY CHILDREN'S!
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, JESUS! I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK!
I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITHOUT RESERVATION! JUST SPEAK TO MY HEART AND I WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS YOU REALLY MEAN, THEN I WILL DO IT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME AND NO ONE SHOULD BECAUSE I FOLLOW MY LORD INTO BATTLE, EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE SEES IT!
PRAISE AND GLORY!
JESUS!

[Basilissa]

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Dear Mr. Burro (or is it Miss/Mrs. Burro?),

A couple of years ago I found this forum and I had a lot of mixed feelings about this. One of the feelings was joy, because accidentally I just found one of the biggest humor forums on the internet. The quantity of stupidity in here is so big that it made me laugh for days!

Laugh all you can, dear. We shall have the last laugh, in Heaven.

I specially remember the post about the woman who found her husband with a cucumber up is ass that went there because of the "work of the devil" and not because he was pleasuring himself. So funny.
But at the same time I feel sad. How can people be like this? How dumb you must be to believe in all this crap?

God says that we need to be as dumb as possible:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

As you can see, God hates smart people, and the "wisdom" that you cherish so much is foolishness in God's eyes.

How a book that proves nothing can make people believe in such things. They really have to be people with a very week mind and easily manipulated.

Duh! We are the sheep, and God is our shepherd (Psalm 23).

Its because of things like this that I know that people will never get all along and live in a peaceful world.

Why would we want to live in a peaceful world? That's not what Jesus wants:

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Because of people like the ones on this forum. Dumb, stupid and full of hate. Worlds biggest problem.

My dear, hateful people like you are the problem.

Now, years later, the internet brought this forum to me again but there is no joy anymore. Just sadness to see that everything stills the same and this wick mind people still exit.

And we will (eventually) prevail, and we will govern the new earth.

[cristaosburros]

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Sure. You sure aren't a wise man. Give me a call when you are in heaven next to your god.

[Basilissa]

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Sure. You sure aren't a wise man.

Of course I'm not a wise man, dear, I'm just a woman.

Give me a call when you are in heaven next to your god.

I'll do better than that - I'll look at you directly and laugh at your eternal suffering.

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Sure. You sure aren't a wise man. Give me a call when you are in heaven next to your god.

The lake of fire will not have a telephone, dear. I would not expect to be receiving any calls, if I were you. (Thank the LORD I am not!)

Walking with Christ,

Pearl

[Witch Hammer]

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They really have to be people with a very week mind and easily manipulated.

How ironic.

Now zip it, stooge!

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: hello and thank you!

A couple of years ago I found this forum and I had a lot of mixed feelings about this. One of the feelings was joy, because accidentally I just found one of the biggest humor forums on the internet. The quantity of stupidity in here is so big that it made me laugh for days! I specially remember the post about the woman who found her husband with a cucumber up is ass that went there because of the "work of the devil" and not because he was pleasuring himself. So funny.
But at the same time I feel sad. How can people be like this? How dumb you must be to believe in all this crap? How a book that proves nothing can make people believe in such things. They really have to be people with a very week mind and easily manipulated. Its because of things like this that I know that people will never get all along and live in a peaceful world. Because of people like the ones on this forum. Dumb, stupid and full of hate. Worlds biggest problem.
Now, years later, the internet brought this forum to me again but there is no joy anymore. Just sadness to see that everything stills the same and this wick mind people still exit.

Hello Crissos,

I bet you wonder why you came back to the most glorious forum on the web. Well the answer is simple- !

Why don't you quit fighting this struggle and let Jesus save you from your lost, sin-plagued life?

Acts 22:16. And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.


Freddy