[BaptistLady1]

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Your father is well armed. All the basic necessities are well covered. I prefer a revolver myself, though many of the younger generation favor those automatic pistols.

Are you near to the Comanches? They are quite dangerous. We had to smite many of them and the Yankees killed their horses, too, for that matter. The Yankees have no respect what so ever.The rest of the tribe we drove into Oklahoma. No offense intended, of course. There were no Christians present in Oklahoma in those days.

Brother Alvin, my father is indeed well armed, and I am thankful for his protection. There are meny induns around our town and as a result, there is danger around every corner. The induns along with the Godless make it a miserable place to live. However, I must stay here until I find a husband to keep me in line, as my family loyalties preside upon my personal desires.

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Hello, Sister Susan.

My dear wife, Pearl, came into our bedroom as I was reading, mumbling in hysterics "potential new lady-friend, potential new lady-friend! Pies!!!" so I hobbled out of my twin bed to find out exactly what shenanigans were going on.

Turns out, she was (hopefully) correct to be excited; you seem like a very well-fit member to our community. Of course, these are the early stages, and there have been many new members who appear to be True Christians, but given time are exposed. Just like the prophets Matthew 7:15 speaks of.

As I get older, I am afraid this old body does not digest pies as it used to, but I am excited nonetheless. Perhaps you and Pearl can exchange pie recipes? I do love digging into one I have not tasted before.

Regards,

Franklin

Dear Brother Franklin and Sister Pearl, I would love to bake for and with you! I'm sure that Sister Pearl has much to teach.

Welcome! Why don't you head over to the Prayer Shack (with you father's permission, of course) so we can talk about pies?

Sister Esther, that sounds truly wonderful! I look forward to the discussion.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

As you don't have a husband yet (what is wrong with you?), do you have your fathers permission to post on this forum?

Dear sir, of course I have my father's permission! He thought that you people could be a good influence on me. The reason I don't have a husband is that I used to have a bit of a rebellious streak... My father took care of that, don't you worry!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I absolutely cannot wait to have children. I have plenty of experience in childrearing due to all of the children in my life.

I am famous for making chicken and dumplings, chili, and any kind of baked goods! I especially love baking. I make apple pie, cherry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, and lemon merangue pie. I also make wonderful cakes...

Have you considered a career? While I am sure your pies and cakes are cute and all, I know they probably aren't up to the standard that mine carry. It's lovely that you've devoted your life to our Lord, dear, and I hope you'll find much spiritual guidance here. Ours is a welcoming, friendly respite from the dangers and insensitivity you'll find on the remainder of the world wide web-nets. We serve Jesus based on His Holy Word here. Nothing else will do!

As a result, Jesus blesses us with so many gifts that He simply would not give to lesser people. Again, my dear, welcome - and if you ever want to talk about working in one of my stores where you reside, please get in touch. Men can wait, honey.

In Jesus,
NRL

[Jim Farmer]

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Hello there! My name is Susan. I am in my second year at Hillsdale Bible College in Moore, Oklahoma, where I also attend church services.

I do need to ask why you are at college. I hope it is so that a good Christian man might find you as a suitable wife. Education and careers are totally wasted on women unless they are the sort that is doomed to lifelong spinsterhood.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dear Sister Susan,

Welcome to these forums! I remember my first days...oh how we are alike! I was wondering why are you at university instead of staying home, helping your father, and finding a husband. At least it is a Christian college...

While my dear Sister Naomi has run a fantastic, godly company, remember that not all women can be like her, and you must get married and bear children like your mother, so you may be redeemed and get into Heaven. I'm sure you are familiar with 1 Timothy 2:15 and Ephesians 5:22.

I hope to meet and get to know you better soon!

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson