Greetings!

[BaptistLady1]

Hello there! My name is Susan. I am in my second year at Hillsdale Bible College in Moore, Oklahoma, where I also attend church services.

I love America and I love Jesus. I was born and raised in a Baptist home, and I am the oldest of seven children. It makes my heart swell to see the amount of True Christians on this forum. I hope to soon be able to join your ranks, and maybe find a husband to serve.

[BaptistLady1]

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Oh dear, I forgot to put my favorite bible verse in. I am called to Leviticus 12:5.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello and welcome to our forums! I'll bet you can't wait to find a good man to honor and serve and provide sweet little Soldiers of Christ to fill his quiver full! What an exciting time of your life, to anticipate motherhood is just so joyous! Tell us, what dishes are you famous for preparing? And I know the menfolk will want to know all about your pie!

[GOD=life]

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My hopes are high for this dear child

[BaptistLady1]

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Hello and welcome to our forums! I'll bet you can't wait to find a good man to honor and serve and provide sweet little Soldiers of Christ to fill his quiver full! What an exciting time of your life, to anticipate motherhood is just so joyous! Tell us, what dishes are you famous for preparing? And I know the menfolk will want to know all about your pie!

I absolutely cannot wait to have children. I have plenty of experience in childrearing due to all of the children in my life.

I am famous for making chicken and dumplings, chili, and any kind of baked goods! I especially love baking. I make apple pie, cherry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, and lemon merangue pie. I also make wonderful cakes...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I think you and I will get along just fine!

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome then, woman. Praise God that you have found us here. Christians have become sparse in some areas, even formerly Godly Oklahoma. I know you will find it is good to have a place you can find refuge from murderous Induns and the like.


What armaments does your father bear to protect his family from the ravenous appetites of the savages in your vicinity?

[BaptistLady1]

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Welcome then, woman. Praise God that you have found us here. Christians have become sparse in some areas, even formerly Godly Oklahoma. I know you will find it is good to have a place you can find refuge from murderous Induns and the like.


What armaments does your father bear to protect his family from the ravenous appetites of the savages in your vicinity?

My father has a 12 gauge shotgun, an AK-47, an AR-15, and a Glock 22 in his bedside table. He has a large safe full of other weaponry, but I am not allowed to see inside of it.

[Elmer G. White]

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I absolutely cannot wait to have children. I have plenty of experience in childrearing due to all of the children in my life.

I am famous for making chicken and dumplings, chili, and any kind of baked goods! I especially love baking. I make apple pie, cherry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, and lemon merangue pie. I also make wonderful cakes...

I think you and I will get along just fine!

Ladies,

I must admit that I've sometimes found the feminine chatter about recipies and pies a bit redundant when compared to worship and obedience. This time I decided to approach this subject with the benefit of doubt. With the quickly approaching Rapture it is time to consider our dietary habits when in Heaven. Is there going to be pie?

I found a picture that strongly suggests that yes, indeed, there is going to be pie.





Most of the things women fuss about are tedious and tiresome. But I must admit True Christian™ ladies do serve sweet pies. And savory. Thus, welcome to the forum.

To conclude, I surmise the main filling of the Heavenly pies will be manna. Manna pie. with bdellium colors.

Numbers 11:8
And the people went about, and gathered it, and ground it in mills, or beat it in a mortar, and baked it in pans, and made cakes of it: and the taste of it was as the taste of fresh oil.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

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I found a picture that strongly suggests that yes, indeed, there is going to be pie.

I wouldn't place too much faith in that picture, Brother Elmer. For starters it show children, which we know can't be in Heaven. Secondly it shows a near naked woman - again, that would not be permitted in Heaven. Thirdly, it shows 2 nigras. Now it's possibly that some nigras may make it to Heaven, bit the picture suggests more of them than of white people, which is impossible.

Oh, and welcome to the forum, BL1

[Alvin Moss]

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My father has a 12 gauge shotgun, an AK-47, an AR-15, and a Glock 22 in his bedside table. He has a large safe full of other weaponry, but I am not allowed to see inside of it.

Your father is well armed. All the basic necessities are well covered. I prefer a revolver myself, though many of the younger generation favor those automatic pistols.

Are you near to the Comanches? They are quite dangerous. We had to smite many of them and the Yankees killed their horses, too, for that matter. The Yankees have no respect what so ever.The rest of the tribe we drove into Oklahoma. No offense intended, of course. There were no Christians present in Oklahoma in those days.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I like women who are seen but not heard.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[FranklinAndPearl]

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Hello, Sister Susan.

My dear wife, Pearl, came into our bedroom as I was reading, mumbling in hysterics "potential new lady-friend, potential new lady-friend! Pies!!!" so I hobbled out of my twin bed to find out exactly what shenanigans were going on.

Turns out, she was (hopefully) correct to be excited; you seem like a very well-fit member to our community. Of course, these are the early stages, and there have been many new members who appear to be True Christians, but given time are exposed. Just like the prophets Matthew 7:15 speaks of.

As I get older, I am afraid this old body does not digest pies as it used to, but I am excited nonetheless. Perhaps you and Pearl can exchange pie recipes? I do love digging into one I have not tasted before.

Regards,

Franklin

[Esther B.]

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Welcome! Why don't you head over to the Prayer Shack (with you father's permission, of course) so we can talk about pies?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum!

As you don't have a husband yet (what is wrong with you?), do you have your fathers permission to post on this forum?