[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

Suppose someone was having a spiritual crisis (an addict looking for God, marriage falling apart, having doubt in one's faith, etc..) and they were not a member of this forum or your church, but was seeking guidance. Without access to a search function, they would have to trudge through pages upon pages of threads to try and find a subject they were looking for, during which time they may become frustrated and seek answer somewhere else, which may or may not lead them into a dangerous cult.
Access to the search function could result in finding and answer to their particular situation sooner and them becoming closer to God.

Nonsense. Someone having a spiritual crisis is clearly not interested in reading or heeding the Holy Word of God. Such a rebel is not welcome here, and we are within our Biblical Rights to shun the unbeliever (Romans 16:17; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2 Thessalonians 3:6; 14; 2 Timothy 3:3-5). And they should fall to their knees and thank the Good and Merciful Lord that we are to obey our secular government (Romans 13:1-7) and so abstain from carrying out the traditionally honored consequence of death for unbelief (2 Chronicles 15:13).

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

Welcome, young lady! Are you married by now -- goodness, you are 26, and will be on the shelf very soon, if not already, and no Christian man might want you. Also, you are currently hell-bound, but you have an escape route -- Jesus! Repent, and obey all the verses and you will do well. You said you like Proverbs, here's one: "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding." Proverbs 3:5

[Eucharista McBride]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

My apologies, I didn't realize I had misspelled the name.

It was a joke Kris. The link directed you to my favourite Landrover dealership in rainy London.

Proverbs 28:13

Whoever conceals his transgressions will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

Ugh, all these heathens on this Christian site! If you hate us so much, why did you join? We are hear to praise and glorify God! However, we are blessed by your persecution as said in Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

Suppose someone was having a spiritual crisis (an addict looking for God, marriage falling apart, having doubt in one's faith, etc..) and they were not a member of this forum or your church, but was seeking guidance. Without access to a search function, they would have to trudge through pages upon pages of threads to try and find a subject they were looking for, during which time they may become frustrated and seek answer somewhere else, which may or may not lead them into a dangerous cult.
Access to the search function could result in finding and answer to their particular situation sooner and them becoming closer to God.

I know you are new here and apparently a woman. This site is wholly inspired by The Bible which contains over 30k verses which need to be learned and understood before anyone gets too worried about potential advice. I wouldn't worry about the search function so much at this point.

BTW- God bless and welcome!

[Shortpower]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

You're confused because you think in linear time, dear. God lives outside time, and so is not constrained to such limitations. To you, "backwards thinking" means holding onto ideas that have long since been abandoned by society in general, replaced with increasingly updated ideas born from new information and inspired by novel ideas shared through trade and exploration. To God, "backwards thinking" is the same as "forwards thinking" or even "stagnant thinking!" You don't think God was unaware of any of these ideas society would have eventually developed, do you? If He wanted to include ideas we consider modern, ideas such as rights guaranteed to civilians equally across the board, or protection of children as they are most vulnerable to physical and emotional abuse, He would have dictated them into the Holy Bible. Goodness, it's almost like you think His thoughts were limited to ideas formed only against the backdrop of a bronze age social code of conduct! But that would mean He wouldn't know what we know today, and that would mean He's not really God, but a figment of the imagination of a culture that lived in the Near Middle East many centuries ago. And if that's true, then how could the Scriptures be inspired by a divine, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being (2 Timothy 3:16)? It can't have been, and so your point is moot.



Why indeed? Surely you saw at the top of your screen, Landover Baptist Church is where the Worthwhile Worship! Unsaved [that's you, dear] are unwelcome. Why would anyone roll out the red carpet for someone they don't respect and couldn't care less about anyway? That's just silly!

God lives outside of time? So.... the fruit was a ploy from god to kick us from the Garden of Eden, last I checked parents try to defend their children from bad choices, and shepherds protect sheep from wolves.... I'm seeing a huge discrepancy here.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

... I'm seeing a huge discrepancy here.

Read the Bible (the whole thing), and your confusion will disappear.

[corrieyelland]

My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.

Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.

For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.

Regards

Corrie (Yelland)

[Esther B.]

Re: My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.

Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.

For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.

Regards

Corrie (Yelland)

Please start your own thread in the Introduction Forum instead of using someone else's thread. Also, why would you try to use marijuana oil to cure cancer? Only God can cure sickness, but only if you pray to Him and ask forgiveness for whatever sins caused him to give you cancer.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.

Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.

For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.

Regards

Corrie (Yelland)

Please do not peddle your drugs here. This is a forum for praising Jesus: not selling hard drugs to people.

And besides: prayer is the way to cure the cancer: why do you hate Jesus?

James 5:15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum .... blah blah blah

Madam, if indeed you are a woman, which I doubt, it is not only your sternum that is malign. How dare you come to this website attempting to peddle your evil snake-oil?

In ordinary circumstances I would offer to pray for you. But you have the stink of Satan about you, and I am reminded of Jeremiah, Chapter 11. More specifically, Jeremiah 11:14

Therefore pray not thou for this people, neither lift up a cry or prayer for them: for I will not hear them in the time that they cry unto me for their trouble.

With all good wishes,
Joanna

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.

Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.

For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.

Regards

Corrie (Yelland)

Corrie, dear, this is not even an introduction, and we are not interested in your marketing attempt. Also, do not spam another person's post, even if they are unsaved. Did your mother beat any manners into you?

[Kris Embers]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

It was a joke Kris. The link directed you to my favourite Landrover dealership in rainy London.

Proverbs 28:13

Whoever conceals his transgressions will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.

Ah. Well, the link seems to have been removed. Either way, I don't live in the United Kingdom (although I've always wanted to visit London).

[Kris Embers]

Re: My testimony

Hi, My name's Corrie (Yelland). I'm 55 years old. In May of 2010, I had a heart attack and subsequently had a double bypass. As a result of the heart surgery, for 4 plus years, I have been plagued with chronic debilitating pain from a maligned sternum and post sternotomy neuralgia/syndrome. I was ingesting copious amounts of various pain killers 24/7. They barely touched the pain. I spent my days in agony, waiting for evening so I could try to sleep. I took sleeping pills nightly in a futile attempt to escape the hell I was going through and failed miserably. Within 2 hours of taking the pills, I would awake in agony.

Fast forward to July of 2013. Already coping with 2 spots of skin cancer on my collar bone, I was stunned when I was diagnosed with (***Anal reference removed***) Canal Cancer. (This is the same cancer that took (***a whore's life***.) Following 2 surgeries, the doctor told me they did not get all the cancer and I would have to endure a regime of radiation treatments. I started researching on how to get solution to my problem, one faithful day i can across an article about (***personal details removed***) (***hard drug reference removed***)(Special Remedy For Cancer) i ordered for the product and within two months of using the product the whole cancer was cleared off my system, right now i have been declared cancer free by my doctor.

For those suffering from every form of cancer, kindly contact (***personal details removed***) via email(***personal email deleted for the good of the congregation***) for your cancer cure.

Regards

Corrie (Yelland)

Your post seems to have been edited, but good for you! (Not entirely sure what that has to do with me, but still... bravo!)

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings, Landrover Church.

What church do you go to and what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?

Why do these slatternly wilfully verbose women think we care about anything else about them? What are their husbands doing about it?