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  • nivuyetu
    Unsaved trash, suspected joo
    • Aug 2015
    • 6
    #1

    Hi. I am a Gutless Bastard

    Hi, I'm Jethro! BLESSED BE THE LORD!
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12987
      #2
      Re: Hi.

      Originally posted by nivuyetu View Post
      Hi, I'm Jethro! BLESSED BE THE LORD!
      Hi, sweetie. I understand that you have comprehension troubles, so I'll try to make the instructions (already posted on top of this page) easier to spot:

      The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • nivuyetu
          Unsaved trash, suspected joo
          • Aug 2015
          • 6
          #3
          Re: Hi.

          My name is Jethro Gibbs. I go to First Baptist Church here in Mississippi. I love Jesus and the US of A. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 37:4, 5 "Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass." I don't remeber a time in my life when I didn't keep Jesus in my heart!

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Hi.

              Hello Mr. Gibbs, and welcome to our favorite forums! They say more people download porn in Mississippi than just about anywhere else in the country. Satan certainly has his grip on the people there. What do you do to help spread the Good News that for those who don't love and obey Christ Jesus, He will personally hand them over to Satan for their eternal torment?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • nivuyetu
                  Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                  • Aug 2015
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: Hi.

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  What do you do to help spread the Good News that for those who don't love and obey Christ Jesus, He will personally hand them over to Satan for their eternal torment?
                  I threw rock at two men I saw holding hands last week. But I am ashamed to admit that I ran away when I saw them calling the cops. I should have stood up for my faith more but I did get em pretty good!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Hi.

                      What does throwing a rock do?

                      Next time, throw a bible! Then they can pick it up and read it when the stars stop flying around their heads.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • nivuyetu
                          Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                          • Aug 2015
                          • 6
                          #7
                          Re: Hi. I am a Gutless Bastard

                          I got them back really good because after I ran away I came back and ***vulgar expression about oral gratification removed by moderator*** as an apology! That showed them good!

                          Praise be to Jebus!

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