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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22928

    #16
    Re: Hi, I have a question.

    Originally posted by Brimm Smocker View Post
    But I think about God and Christianity all the time when I'm high, how does that "separate me from creation"? I'm not harming anyone and I'm getting things done
    A lamentable excuse - not even an excuse really. Imagine the judge looking down at the jury in a serious case - he see a guy (you) with an iPod on. "Oh," you say, "I always listen to Led Zeppelin when I'm on a jury." How many days for contempt do you think you'd get and how many people who read the story in the newspapers would think you were correct? The answer is probably 100 and Nil respectively. So it is with God, He desires your unbefuddled attention!

    Oh and Ezekill Badthlire? Everybody sins.
    True Christians do not - We are Saved (unlike you); look at the subtitle above - "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620".
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Hi, I have a question.

      Originally posted by Brimm Smocker View Post
      But there really is no definitive difference between a dog and a cat. They are both 4 legged creatures with tails that are no more significant than the other. I've seen dogs acting like cats and cats acting like dogs with differences only in their speech. Thus we can conclude that I am no more different of a Christian to you than your dog is different to your cat.
      Ahh, the "logic" of the stoned mind.

      Ask any Korean. Cat is very stringy, and has a gamey flavor. That's why they slow-cook it with sauces. Dog, on the other hand, may be stuffed and roasted.
      Also I realize that some states have legalized gay marriage and is that not an act against our Lord? So seccular law is not always God's law.
      Nobody said secular law was God's Law, stoner. If you weren't blasting your brain with the drugs, you'd comprehend that.

      We are commanded by God to follow secular law; that doesn't mean we may not lobby to change secular law to match God's Law!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Brimm Smocker
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        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2008
        • 8

        #18
        Re: Hi, I have a question.

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        A lamentable excuse - not even an excuse really. Imagine the judge looking down at the jury in a serious case - he see a guy (you) with an iPod on. "Oh," you say, "I always listen to Led Zeppelin when I'm on a jury." How many days for contempt do you think you'd get and how many people who read the story in the newspapers would think you were correct? The answer is probably 100 and Nil respectively. So it is with God, He desires your unbefuddled attention!

        True Christians do not - We are Saved (unlike you); look at the subtitle above - "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620".
        But God knows I praise the Lord when I hit the bleazies. So my excuse should be acceptable.

        And an iPod is not the equivalent to marijuana so your analogy is irrelevant.

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Ask any Korean. Cat is very stringy, and has a gamey flavor. That's why they slow-cook it with sauces. Dog, on the other hand, may be stuffed and roasted.

        Nobody said secular law was God's Law, stoner. If you weren't blasting your brain with the drugs, you'd comprehend that.

        We are commanded by God to follow secular law; that doesn't mean we may not lobby to change secular law to match God's Law!
        Actually the process of preparing dog is much more arduous than preparing cat burger also dogs go through a "cow-slaughtering" process for extra tenderness. Other than that, they both taste like dried squid-chicken so their still no different to me.

        And how can we follow secular law if it contradicts the All-mighty's teachings? We couldn't. We'd be hypocrites.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Hi, I have a question.

          Originally posted by God Mocker View Post
          Actually the process of preparing dog is much more arduous than preparing cat burger also dogs go through a "cow-slaughtering" process for extra tenderness. Other than that, they both taste like dried squid-chicken so their still no different to me.
          Maybe if you sobered up, you'd be able to tell the difference.
          And how can we follow secular law if it contradicts the All-mighty's teachings? We couldn't. We'd be hypocrites.
          In no point of law are we compelled to take a particular action. We are only compelled to avoid certain actions, such as stoning sinners. (No, not THAT way.)

          Since God commanded us through Paul in the Bible to obey secular law, we are obviously not breaking His commandments by following one of them!

          Do you see what happens when you try to comprehend God's Word while stoned? You get all turned about.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Brimm Smocker
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            • Aug 2008
            • 8

            #20
            Re: Hi, I have a question.

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Maybe if you sobered up, you'd be able to tell the difference.

            In no point of law are we compelled to take a particular action. We are only compelled to avoid certain actions, such as stoning sinners. (No, not THAT way.)

            Since God commanded us through Paul in the Bible to obey secular law, we are obviously not breaking His commandments by following one of them!

            Do you see what happens when you try to comprehend God's Word while stoned? You get all turned about.
            .................................................. ........................................................................ .................... I see.

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