[Rodrigo]

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Hola, mis amigo, and bless my bandana – so many warm greetings from the frigid North!

Replies to your many kind questions and greetings, in no particular order: “Yes” (si), “OK” (OK!), “No” (no), “Soon, if I can get my car started” (Ha), and “Thank you for the thoughtful warning regarding the recreational use of one of God’s plants” (besa mi burro.)

Señor Des, thank you for your “intento fallido” to greet me in Español. Indeed, it is muy dificil to communicate with us, unless in person. Then, we can converse in fluent English, if you are buying something, such as tamales, lovingly made by my shackjob-o®.

Sister Basilissa, thank you for sharing the account of your help with God’s work, “south of the border” – truly inspiring. I also enjoy spending as much time down there, as possible, despite the crowding, humidity, and unique odors. Perhaps we will bump into each other at such a location, some day.

[Back against wall]

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Perhaps we will bump into each other at such a location, some day.

I literally couldn't understand a word of what you typed. The only thing I could read was the threat of rape as quoted above.
I don't understand how it is you have access to a computer to make such threats? Have you taken a good Christian family hostage in their home?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I literally couldn't understand a word of what you typed. The only thing I could read was the threat of rape as quoted above.
I don't understand how it is you have access to a computer to make such threats? Have you taken a good Christian family hostage in their home?

I can't wait for these Mexicans to get to building that darned Wall (thank you in advance, Future President, Donald Trump). With all this pent up raping energy, they should get it completed in no time.

[Dolores de Barriga]

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Bienvenido to this forum, Mr. Rodrigo. I hope you'll find it as inspiring as I do. Landover Baptists may seem rough on the edges, but they surely do follow the Word of God.

[Basilissa]

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Sister Basilissa, thank you for sharing the account of your help with God’s work, “south of the border” – truly inspiring. I also enjoy spending as much time down there, as possible, despite the crowding, humidity, and unique odors.

I do not enjoy spending time in Godless South America, for the same reasons you've listed.

You seem to be forgetting about the power lines gone wild - seriously, it seems like every time a power line is not working, they give up on trying to find and replace it and just add a new one:

Perhaps we will bump into each other at such a location, some day.

My dear, I do not plant to be "bumping into" any unsaved trash anytime soon.

[Des]

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COMO MAS POR TU HIJA? COMO MAS DINERO?

Yes, those old lessons my dad taught me for talking to the dairy hands is starting to come back.

[Rodrigo]

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I literally couldn't understand a word of what you typed. The only thing I could read was the threat of rape as quoted above.
I don't understand how it is you have access to a computer to make such threats? Have you taken a good Christian family hostage in their home?

My apologies, Brother Back. I see, from your photo, that you likely have only a small grasp of English and Spanish; meanwhile, I don't speak the gangsters' dialect. Fortunately, we have a common bond - KJV! ("Pointing men to heaven, since 1611."©)

[Back against wall]

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My apologies, Brother Back. I see, from your photo, that you likely have only a small grasp of English and Spanish

My dear beaner carechimba fufurufa (Thats potential repenter of sin in Spanish yeah?) I was grew up amongst and was taught True English, American English, before we migrated to OzTrailer to buy farm Abo's. I believe it would be your lack of education, possibly, that may be hindering you from comprehending the good Lords language?
You are correct however assuming I can converse as a Gangster as in my past life I was in fact imprisoned for crimes that I will go into at a later date.

As for sharing a passion for King James Bible, this I could not say as I do not know you less from the strange picture I received after I requested a face for the name from the JesOS via Administration. You do realize the capabilities of JesOS do you not?
Please feel free to be offended if you must but you would be one of the ugliest fletera's I've ever seen. God is most tolerant (or has a great sense of humor)



I do pray for you though and hope we can share verses during your visit, before Mexico is bricked off, or removed from civilization. (God Speed Donald).

Your camsnap did remind me of a verse or two. Sharing is caring

Job 6:4 For the arrows of the Almighty are within me, the poison whereof drinketh up my spirit: the terrors of God do set themselves in array against me.

Job 6:5 Doth the wild ass bray when he hath grass? or loweth the ox over his fodder?

Job 6:6 Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg?

Job 6:7 The things that my soul refused to touch are as my sorrowful meat.

regardless, any friend of God is a friend of mine. Be well ugly woman.

[Rodrigo]

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Dear esteemed leadership of God's Favorite Forum:

I wish to begin a new thread, asking questions of you about the whole masons thing, but when I click on the "New Thread" button, I receive this message:

Rodrigo, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have shown sufficient love for your Savior to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, lax in your tithing to Landover Baptist, access administrative features, spitting on Jesus as He hangs on the cross, or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, Christ Himself may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Log Out Home

I've done no tithing, but I've also done no spitting, so we can call it even. What more must I do to become new thread-worthy?

Gracias.
Rodrigo