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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12972

    #16
    Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

    Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
    I'm the smartest whore here, pally.
    If you say so...

    I hope you at least bathe. Of course, in the Middle Ages, Christians believed bathing was a sin, so I don't know about you.
    You're actually thinking about Renaissance, dear. (FYI: this is why perfumes were invented).

    Balissa, however, thank you for being and courteous, even though I respectfully disagree with your beliefs. You're polite and friendly, thank you for that. I am sad though that you're fine with your husband potentially beating you for "discipline's" sake.
    Being a Christian is not about what "I" want. It's all about what God wants, and that is all spelled out in the Bible.

    I wonder if I'd get censored if I start speaking in Spanish, porque el la gente aquí tan odian tanto a los mexicanos, y ¿por qué? ¿Por qué nosotros estamos "tomiendo" (I'm not sure what verb were you trying to use here, were you thinking about "tomando" or "temiendo?") su pais? Por favor, ¡nunca estabalo (not a word) su pais! Callate, gente blancoa.
    Could I offer a friendly hint: when writing in another language, please make sure you actually know that language!

    I almost don't want to ask what "Abo" means. I'm not a maid. I'm a college student, about to graduate.
    Maybe you should take some Spanish before you graduate?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • SavedbyChrist
      Unsaved trash, drooling papist
      • Oct 2015
      • 54

      #17
      Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

      Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
      Sorry to burst your bubble young self proclaimed "smartest whore here" what ever that achieves a person. I retired at 48, I am what people tell me, wealthy and have no need for the Messycan delicacy cereal.
      Pizza rolls... They're a microwave snack from the US... Like tiny Hot Pockets, also from the US...

      I do believe Niggeros are too busy beating each other to be beating a Messycan. They have some cruel obsession with wanting to wipe their own Heathen Race out.
      My boyfriend is white, your assumptions are wrong.

      An "Abo" is your equivalent to a "Niggero" here. Built for labor. You know. Abo? "Boomerang" "Didgeridoo" The Black natives that do the Niggers work .. NIGGERO[/QUOTE]

      You guys do realize that Jesus was from the Middle East, right? Israel, which is right near Palestine and the like? He wasn't white, Mary wasn't white. Nobody in the Bible was white. They only appear white in artwork because Europeans at the time thought a white Jesus was better/more sacred than the actual Jesus.

      "Now. Are we going to discuss your Salvation or are we just going to sit around all night getting to know each other? It's 3am here, I have a headache. I am nodding off but you're like 50 shades of insane. You're like a Train wreck. I can't look away."

      It's 1:30pm here, so I'm wide awake.
      Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
      1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

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      • SavedbyChrist
        Unsaved trash, drooling papist
        • Oct 2015
        • 54

        #18
        Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        You're actually thinking about Renaissance, dear. (FYI: this is why perfumes were invented).
        Ah shoot. But yes, perfume! Because bathing was a sin! So they covered up the smell with perfume, and spring weddings were common because flowers also covered the smell.

        Could I offer a friendly hint: when writing in another language, please make sure you actually know what you're writing!

        Maybe you should take some Spanish before you graduate?
        Whoa I gotta be honest, I was not expecting that. (Shoot, I knew it was tomando!) Spanish is my second language and I'm rusty. I'm better at reading it than anything.

        No wait, I just looked again. Yeah, some of it was wrong, other things--like the lack of upside-down question mark--are just because I can't type them on the computer. I know where accents go and everything. Oops, also I meant "porque nosotros" instead of "por que nosotros," my bad. I meant "estaba lo" and I don't know why you "corrected" nunca or even what you did?
        Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
        1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12972

          #19
          Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

          Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
          You guys do realize that Jesus was from the Middle East, right? Israel, which is right near Palestine and the like? He wasn't white, Mary wasn't white. Nobody in the Bible was white.
          Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

          Also, if you have actually read the Bible you would have known that desciptions of beautiful people include things like "ruddy" cheeks and "fair" complexion. For example:

          1 Samuel 17:42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.

          So yeah, the beautiful people in the Bible were white.

          Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
          Ah shoot. But yes, perfume! Because bathing was a sin! So they covered up the smell with perfume, and spring weddings were common because flowers also covered the smell.
          Could you give me an academic reference to the sin part? From my understanding, they just believed bathing to be... unhealthy.

          I think this is why Enlightenment produced so many grumpy old men. I mean, dealing with all that smell and all of the fauna hiding in their wigs must have been such a painful experience!

          (Shoot, I knew it was tomando!)
          Either way, there should be an "a" after the verb.

          No wait, I just looked again. Yeah, some of it was wrong, other things--like the lack of upside-down question mark--are just because I can't type them on the computer. I know where accents go and everything.
          And I should trust that you really know all that because...? (BTW, they are called "special characters" and you can easily insert them on any computer. Or, you could set up your keyboard to more than one language).

          Oops, also I meant "porque nosotros" instead of "por que nosotros," my bad. I meant "estaba lo"
          I thought about that, but it still makes no grammatical sense. Were you trying to say "estaba en"?

          and I don't know why you "corrected" nunca or even what you did?
          Well, you see, the Messicans have this very weird custom of marking the exclamation not only at the end of a sentence like normal people do, but also at the beginning, like this ¡Hola!

          You're welcome, dear.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Roman Catholic seeks salivation

            Welcome friend! I applaud your desire to service God and toss your multi-idol false Christian ways aside like a used Menstra-Rag(c).
            I am saddened to hear ou are 22 and no man has accepted you for child bearing. Nine years of you life, completely wasted. Think of all the unborn babies that had to die in your womb, their screams muffled by the layers of fat that were supposed to support the child's early parts of life that only God can bestow.
            Are you ready to take Jesus as your one True Love(tm) and have Him embrace you with His turgid gifts?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • SavedbyChrist
              Unsaved trash, drooling papist
              • Oct 2015
              • 54

              #21
              Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

              So yeah, the beautiful people in the Bible were white.
              It also says his eyes were LITERALLY FIRE.

              I think this is why Enlightenment produced so many grumpy old men. I mean, dealing with all that smell and all of the fauna hiding in their wigs must have been such a painful experience!
              That's literally why powdered wigs existed.

              Either way, there should be an "a" after the verb.
              There is only an "a" at the end of a verb in certain cases, such as the subjunctive text, or in a formal present tense when you address someone directly, or refer to someone in the third person, such as in the case of "usted," not every form of every verb.

              And I should trust that you really know all that because...? (BTW, they are called "special characters" and you can easily insert them on any computer. Or, you could set up your keyboard to more than one language).

              I thought about that, but it still makes no grammatical sense. Were you trying to say "estaba en"?
              "Estaba en" means "used to be in"; I was trying to say "it used to be," which is actually--after asking my Spanish-speaking parents--in this case, "lo estaba." It can be "estabalo," but in different cases than the way I used here.

              Well, you see, the Messicans have this very weird custom of marking the exclamation not only at the end of a sentence like normal people do, but also at the beginning, like this ¡Hola
              Man Bali, you were the nicest one here, I thought, and then this happens. Of course I know how the exclamation point works, I'm Mexican, remember? Don't talk down to me like Walls did. You sound like you think you're on the Discovery Channel, telling me about hyena behavior. We're not animals. Don't treat us like we are.

              Originally posted by James Hutchins
              Welcome friend! I applaud your desire to service God and toss your multi-idol false Christian ways aside like a used Menstra-Rag©.
              I am saddened to hear ou are 22 and no man has accepted you for child bearing. Nine years of you life, completely wasted. Think of all the unborn babies that had to die in your womb, their screams muffled by the layers of fat that were supposed to support the child's early parts of life that only God can bestow.
              Are you ready to take Jesus as your one True Love™ and have Him embrace you with His turgid gifts?
              Are you honestly saying you would marry a 13-year-old girl, that is terrifying.

              Fat has nothing to do with pregnancy. You gain weight and size because there is literally a human being developing inside you. The reason people eat so much while pregnant is because now they're nourishing two bodies.

              Turgid means pompous and pretentious, so no.

              Man, people are so quick to assume things. When did I ever say I worshipped multiple gods? Never. And you only just came into the conversation, so you know even less about me!
              Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
              1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2193

                #22
                Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                [...]
                That is a lot of talk but I still don´t see your favourite Bible verse as your signature. That is an easy thing to do if you read just parts of the Bible, the people here will help you further.

                Addressing Basilissa as ¨Man Bali¨ might not earn you bonus points either, especially since she gave you a lesson in Spanish.

                Kind regards, Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Back against wall
                  Guarding his purity against all comers
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 1241

                  #23
                  Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                  Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                  We're not animals. Don't treat us like we are.
                  Messicans are not animals?

                  Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                  And you only just came into the conversation, so you know even less about me!
                  Brother James can read rather well, as can the rest of us.

                  I'm still wondering why you need Salvation, according to you.
                  Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735

                    #24
                    Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                    Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                    It also says his eyes were LITERALLY FIRE.
                    Hello SavedByFire.

                    The Bible does not say His eyes were LITERALLY FIRE the Bible says

                    and his eyes were as a flame of fire

                    that is a simile if you take out the as it would be literal like when the Bible says He will return with a sharp sword coming out of His mouth I do not have it marked with a Post-It note it is near the end.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty

                    P.S. A Post-It note is a small piece of paper with adhesive on one edge so you can find Bible verses easily sometimes mine do not stick because I eat sardines when I read my Bible and some pages have soybean oil on them I do not like the sardines packed in spring water.
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #25
                      Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                      Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                      .........
                      Are you honestly saying you would marry a 13-year-old girl, that is terrifying.

                      Fat has nothing to do with pregnancy. You gain weight and size because there is literally a human being developing inside you. The reason people eat so much while pregnant is because now they're nourishing two bodies.

                      Turgid means pompous and pretentious, so no.

                      Man, people are so quick to assume things. When did I ever say I worshipped multiple gods? Never. And you only just came into the conversation, so you know even less about me!
                      Heavens to Betsy, I'd never marry a 13 year old girl. I am already married to my wife, Mrs., Hutchins. I have little doubt I have a 13 year old daughter in the kitchen or upstairs cleaning a room.

                      You can give all the excuses you want for your obesity but if you are not with child, it is simply from laziness and gluttony.
                      Galatians 5:16-26
                      16 This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
                      17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
                      18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
                      19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
                      20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
                      21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
                      22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
                      23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
                      24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
                      25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.
                      26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.


                      Be fortunate you are not a Man, as God is more strict with us and holds mMen to a high standard (as He should be due to Mans superiority over the weak and incapable female).
                      Proverbs 23:2
                      And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

                      Catlicks worship mary the whore (which explains why catlick girls are all sluts) and many other false Gods.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • I Man Rastafari
                        Possibly retarded pothead
                        • Oct 2015
                        • 1019

                        #26
                        Re: Roman Catholic seeks salivation

                        Greetings woman. I am Trevor and I am from Jamaica. These white people believe they are doing God's work. Many of them are very friendly and I have made two friends since I came here. Some of them seem very stiff. They might be English though. They won't like you much if you argue with them but they are very interested in your opinions if you are polite. That is the policy I follow and I have received several honors as you can see.

                        If you are a brown woman why do you consort with a white man? I am attending the University of Wisconsin in the city of Madison Wisconsin. There are many Mexicans here attending the University on scholarship as I am. The white people in Wisconsin are very friendly and they want diversity in their school. That is why the white people have to pay but the coloured people do not pay. I am not a white man. I have come here to Babylon to be educated. It has been decided that I will become a lawyer and use my new skills to improve the plight of the Black man.

                        So be friendly. Jah Guide.
                        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12972

                          #27
                          Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                          Originally posted by SavedbyChrist View Post
                          It also says his eyes were LITERALLY FIRE.
                          And, as Brother Rusty was nice to point out, you're wrong.

                          There is only an "a" at the end of a verb in certain cases, such as the subjunctive text, or in a formal present tense when you address someone directly, or refer to someone in the third person, such as in the case of "usted," not every form of every verb.

                          "Estaba en" means "used to be in"; I was trying to say "it used to be," which is actually--after asking my Spanish-speaking parents--in this case, "lo estaba." It can be "estabalo," but in different cases than the way I used here.
                          You are either wrong or you speak a quite different dialect of that corrupt Latin you people call "Spanish" (comparing to the one I speak). Either way, I don't really care. (But if betting was allowed in the Bible, I'd bet on the former).

                          Man Bali, you were the nicest one here, I thought, and then this happens. Of course I know how the exclamation point works, I'm Mexican, remember? Don't talk down to me like Walls did. You sound like you think you're on the Discovery Channel, telling me about hyena behavior. We're not animals. Don't treat us like we are.
                          1. I'm not a man.
                          2. If you know about the exclamation points, then why did you ask in the first place?
                          3. If I were treating you like an animal I would not use as many words as I am doing now. Rather, I'd be saying something like "here, kitty, kitty!"

                          I will still pray for you.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #28
                            Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            2. If you know about the exclamation points, then why did you ask in the first place?
                            Just an FYI. I don't like paying a money-grubbing lawyer to draw up my letters of eviction. I often have to evict Messican families (all 68 members) from the single-wide trailers which are the only thing I will rent to them.

                            Well, to get to the point, I tried having Yui, my secretary, type the upside-down punctuation marks in the eviction letters while standing on her head. Bottom line-it doesn't work, but sure is funny to watch.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • Back against wall
                              Guarding his purity against all comers
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2015
                              • 1241

                              #29
                              Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                              Originally posted by Des View Post
                              I tried having Yui, my secretary, type the upside-down punctuation marks in the eviction letters while standing on her head. Bottom line-it doesn't work, but sure is funny to watch.
                              That reminds me of a funny story
                              Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                              • SavedbyChrist
                                Unsaved trash, drooling papist
                                • Oct 2015
                                • 54

                                #30
                                Re: Roman Catholic seeks salvation

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                You are either wrong or you speak a quite different dialect of that corrupt Latin you people call "Spanish" (comparing to the one I speak). Either way, I don't really care. (But if betting was allowed in the Bible, I'd bet on the former).

                                2. If you know about the exclamation points, then why did you ask in the first place?
                                (I dropped a comma before, I meant "Man, Bali," as in the expression like, "oh, man," or "man, look at that." Also I meant to say "Basi," that was a typo.)

                                I asked about the exclamation point because I didn't use one anywhere in the sentence, yet you felt the need to add one, thereby making it grammatically incorrect.

                                Heavens to Betsy, I'd never marry a 13 year old girl. I am already married to my wife, Mrs., Hutchins. I have little doubt I have a 13 year old daughter in the kitchen or upstairs cleaning a room.
                                I must have misunderstood, because you said I was nine years "past my prime" when I am only 22.

                                Catlicks worship mary the whore (which explains why catlick girls are all sluts) and many other false Gods.
                                I gotta be honest, I've never heard of a Christian denomination that talks about the Virgin Mary like that.

                                Greetings woman. I am Trevor and I am from Jamaica. These white people believe they are doing God's work. Many of them are very friendly and I have made two friends since I came here. Some of them seem very stiff. They might be English though. They won't like you much if you argue with them but they are very interested in your opinions if you are polite. That is the policy I follow and I have received several honors as you can see.
                                I've been polite; it's not working. So now I'm not being polite, because they're not being polite to me.

                                If you are a brown woman why do you consort with a white man? I am attending the University of Wisconsin in the city of Madison Wisconsin. There are many Mexicans here attending the University on scholarship as I am. The white people in Wisconsin are very friendly and they want diversity in their school. That is why the white people have to pay but the coloured people do not pay. I am not a white man. I have come here to Babylon to be educated. It has been decided that I will become a lawyer and use my new skills to improve the plight of the Black man.
                                I'm in New England and there are hardly any other Hispanics/Latinos here, and even less Mexicans, for one thing. For another thing, I love this man and he loves me and we're happy together, plain and simple.

                                Regardless of race, everyone pays their own tuition at my school.
                                Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                                1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

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