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  • LarryYT
    Unsaved trash, suspected liberal
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2015
    • 3

    #1

    Hi from Maryland

    Hi all,

    I have been reading this forum for a few months, and finally decided it was time for me to join in on the talk, and ask some questions of my own that I have been wanting to do.

    God Bless
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #2
    Re: Hi from Maryland

    Originally posted by LarryYT View Post
    Hi all,

    I have been reading this forum for a few months, and finally decided it was time for me to join in on the talk, and ask some questions of my own that I have been wanting to do.

    God Bless
    Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!

    So, could you please be more specific in your introduction and tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hi from Maryland

      Hello Larry, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum! With regard to your questions, have you considered the "search" function yet?

      In any case, we'd love to hear your testimony! How did Jesus come and find you in this dark, sin-encrusted world?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #4
        Re: Hi from Maryland

        Greetings Larry. I wish you a warm welcome to this site. I am not a member of this forum but I am tolerated here. I am a Black man who seeks knowledge of the white man that I may learn while here in Babylon as a student. These Baptists are typical white people and that makes them good for my study. Are you a Christian? A Baptist? Are you a white man? Tell us some stories.

        Jah Guide
        Trevor
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Back against wall
          Guarding his purity against all comers
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2015
          • 1241

          #5
          Re: Hi from Maryland

          Welcome Larry

          It's always really nice to have new people join our forum. I am truly eager to get to know you. This will be easier if you tell us a few things about yourself as our good Sister Mary has stated.

          Be reading you soon.

          Brother BAW
          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Hi from Maryland

            Originally posted by LarryYT View Post
            Hi all,

            I have been reading this forum for a few months, and finally decided it was time for me to join in on the talk, and ask some questions of my own that I have been wanting to do.

            God Bless
            Welcome to God's favourite forum, Larry (good name!).

            How did you start you walk with Jesus? I found the Love Of Christ when I found out how much Jesus hated the gaywise. Leviticus 20:13 was an eye opener for me.

            You see I had always hated the filthy muscular perverts, always talking in loud voices, gesticulating wildly and riding bicycles. I would look at my clean limbed, eager young nephew and wonder what a drooling perverted homersexualist was thinking about doing to his face and mouth hole.

            That's why Christianity suits me down to the ground. What about you?

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hi from Maryland

              Welcome Larry, are you a 12 O'clocker from MD?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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