[Basilissa]

Re: Help me! I come from the future!

Yeah piffle this forum, i'm goign back to /b/ where i actually get something worth a piffle.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Help me! I come from the future!

Oh, Jesus had indeed returned. Did it in 2066. Fantastic for the world, but that godawful XRT5600 invented the dastardliest weapon of all: A Mind Erasal Device!


It forces you to change your heart and mind, it locks up your soul and converts you to a slave. It's the most awful thing you will ever see, i tell you what. And if we don't spread your people's religion across the world,
all will be lost! Remember this message! Do not let the future cleanse us of salvation and love! Prevent those Iraqi scientists from developing a replacement for Hussein!

Want to know how i evaded it's unholy treachery? It was a simple matter of glancing at a Bible that the commiebots failed to notice. when i saw it, the light of Christ was shown to me and i was restored to humanity. I knew my mission from then on out.

I swear unto the heavens, and to the great Lord of the Ancient Times, every single word of mine is true.

But i don't suppose my words mean anything, it won't be long before the commiebots notice i've went missing.

Young lady, are you on drugs? I believe you are my dear; it's impossible to be sent back from the future. Nor can any of us claim that Jesus will be in 2066 because Matthew 25:13 says "Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh". Do not take the Lord's name in vain, God forbids it in Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson