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  • Brother IND
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2015
    • 1

    #1

    I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

    Dear brethren
    I am from India and living in India,, also serving God and people in India
    i am 53y old.. started evangelism in 27 age when i was in some job
    I am raised from Baptist church, but left and went to a remote village to serve people
    God used me to plant 3 churches.. in part time evening ministry in six years
    as people with need, and as God inspired me i left my job to serve in full time (19994)
    now ministry is planted more churches and also trained and sent many ministers to fields
    I am married 28 years family life living with my daughter,son, wife and sister
    i am shepherd to three churches, Bible teacher to our Bible college, leader for our ministry where other ministers are working with me in rural area churches
    i agree with this forum statement of faith, because i am also same.,.
    Every 5 seconds 9 people going to die.. 6 of them are not hear the gospel
    if this forum people gives prayers for me to win some souls, that is great and glory to God
    please pray for me.. i am privileged to come here,.
  • Back against wall
    Guarding his purity against all comers
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2015
    • 1241

    #2
    Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

    OH My.

    Welcome Mr Indi. I see we are going to have a fun time deciphering your American as it is obviously not your first language. So you plant Churches? That sounds like fun. We build Churches here but I am willing to learn new things. I also see you have a daughter? How old is she? Can she make real food? Do you have a toilet in your home or do you use the street? When I was in India everyone used the street to go to the toilet while they were shopping. I threw up the whole time I was visiting. I only stayed 3 days because of the stench. I ended up in Sri Lanka and visited with niggero gorillas who taught me to waterboard and rollerskate in tough terrain.

    Good to have you visit. Please wash your hands before entering and all will be fine. Preach on Mr Indi.

    Brother BAW
    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12909

      #3
      Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

      Originally posted by Brother IND View Post
      Dear brethren
      I am from India and living in India,, also serving God and people in India
      i am 53y old.. started evangelism in 27 age when i was in some job
      I am raised from Baptist church, but left and went to a remote village to serve people
      God used me to plant 3 churches.. in part time evening ministry in six years
      as people with need, and as God inspired me i left my job to serve in full time (19994)
      now ministry is planted more churches and also trained and sent many ministers to fields
      I am married 28 years family life living with my daughter,son, wife and sister
      i am shepherd to three churches, Bible teacher to our Bible college, leader for our ministry where other ministers are working with me in rural area churches
      i agree with this forum statement of faith, because i am also same.,.
      Well, hello and to our Godly forum!

      Every 5 seconds 9 people going to die.. 6 of them are not hear the gospel
      I know, right?! Praise for allowing us to be the selected few who actually get a fighting chance of obtaining Salvation!

      I !!!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23765

        #4
        Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

        I have a question about my computer. You people are good with tech help, right?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • I Man Rastafari
          Possibly retarded pothead
          • Oct 2015
          • 1019

          #5
          Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

          Greetings, Brother IND. This is a web site for Christians who are white Baptist people from America but there are more and more foreigners here every day. I myself am a foreigner and I am not a Baptist or a white man. I am from Jamaica and I was drawn here by the opportunity to study white people. I am a Christian but I am Rastafari. There are people from India in my home country which is Jamaica. They eat chapatties but I have never been clear as to what those are exactly.
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

            Welcome, friend. We get few Indians here on this Godly site, but you are most welcome. All Christian folk are welcome to come here for praise and fellowship with other Christians. There are few Indians in my vicinity now. Long ago there were some, but they were thieves and murderers, so they had to move off to Oklahoma. They were the Comanches and they are still thieves and murderers, but they commit their crimes in Oklahoma now. Civilization has caught on amongst the Indians and most of the tribes have decided to forego mayhem these days in favor of casinos. Also, many Indians in America have taken up engineering. How is it where you are?

            God Bless!
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

              Originally posted by Brother IND View Post
              Dear brethren
              I am from India and living in India,, also serving God and people in India
              i am 53y old.. started evangelism in 27 age when i was in some job
              I am raised from Baptist church, but left and went to a remote village to serve people
              God used me to plant 3 churches.. in part time evening ministry in six years
              as people with need, and as God inspired me i left my job to serve in full time (19994)
              now ministry is planted more churches and also trained and sent many ministers to fields
              I am married 28 years family life living with my daughter,son, wife and sister
              i am shepherd to three churches, Bible teacher to our Bible college, leader for our ministry where other ministers are working with me in rural area churches
              i agree with this forum statement of faith, because i am also same.,.
              Every 5 seconds 9 people going to die.. 6 of them are not hear the gospel
              if this forum people gives prayers for me to win some souls, that is great and glory to God
              please pray for me.. i am privileged to come here,.
              Dear IND,

              How did you find the strength to escape the dot-head cult of hindooism? Are you still addicted to hashish? Do you still dress like these half-naked beggars, or are you normal?



              Please tell us about yourself, your wives, your cattle (part of the dot-head family I've been told), and what kind of pie you like best? Mine's blueberry!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Alan Swallows
                Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                • Dec 2015
                • 265

                #8
                Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                Originally posted by Brother IND View Post
                God used me to plant 3 churches.. in part time evening ministry in six years
                as people with need, and as God inspired me i left my job to serve in full time (19994)
                Did God send you back from the future? Because I'd be mighty disappointed if He hasn't destroyed the world by fire long before then (Second Peter 3:10). Jesus promised He'd be back soon 2,000 years ago. We Christians would look pretty foolish if we were still waiting 18,000+ years later.

                please pray for me..
                No problem. I'm on my knees before Jesus, eyes closed, mouth wide open in prayer right now.

                So what's your favorite part of the Bible? I bet you like the story of the golden calf and how God plagued the Israelites for worshipping a cow.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10049

                  #9
                  Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                  Hello Brother IND, I have tears in my eyes right now because I am so happy to hear about you proclaiming the Good News of Jesus Christ in India!

                  Jesus was the first egalitarian, and He is the only one who can free India from its caste system.

                  Praise Him!
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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765

                    #10
                    Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Jesus was the first egalitarian, and He is the only one who can free India from its caste system.

                    Praise Him!
                    Amen! I would be so confused in a system of multiple castes. I much prefer Jesus' system of "Clean" or "Unclean." It makes it ever so much easier to know what to do -- shun the unbeliever until Jesus allows us to legislate Biblical Law which calls for stoning the unbeliever (and all those who live in the town from which he comes).





                    He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
                    Exodus 22:20

                    Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head,
                    and let all the congregation stone him.
                    And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying,
                    Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.
                    And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him:
                    as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

                    Leviticus 24:14 -16

                    Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                    For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods:
                    so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

                    Deuteronomy 7:3-4

                    If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend,
                    which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                    Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee,
                    from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
                    Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him;
                    neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                    But thou shalt surely kill him;
                    thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

                    And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die;
                    because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God,
                    which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
                    Deuteronomy 13:6-10

                    The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people.
                    So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.
                    Deuteronomy 17:7

                    And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
                    That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                    2 Chronicles 15:12-13

                    Speak not in the ears of a fool:
                    for he will despise the wisdom of thy words.
                    Proverbs 23:9

                    Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
                    lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
                    Matthew 7:6

                    And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church,
                    let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.
                    Matthew 18:17

                    Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
                    Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning,
                    and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                    John 8:43-44

                    Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned;
                    and avoid them.
                    Romans 16:17

                    Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,
                    that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh
                    disorderly
                    , and not after the tradition which he received of us.
                    2 Thessalonians 3:6

                    And if any man obey not our word by this epistle, note that man,
                    and have no company with him, that he may be ashamed.
                    2 Thessalonians 3:14

                    But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house,
                    he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
                    1 Timothy 5:8

                    This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
                    For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
                    Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent,
                    fierce, despisers of those that are good,
                    Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
                    Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
                    2 Timothy 3:2-5
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • mission_143
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                      Our dear Christian brothers and sisters,


                      World Missionary Resources would love to offer our compiled list of resources on how you can reach your world for Jesus and other useful informations for Christians.


                      Please visit our website: [DISGUSTING LINK TO POULTRY PORN AND OTHER UNHOLY HUSBANDRY DELETED BY MODERATOR]


                      Thank you and God bless you!
                      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-20-2016, 01:28 AM. Reason: We're not interested. This isn't the American Psychiatric Association, you know

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049

                        #12
                        Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                        Originally posted by mission_143 View Post
                        Our dear Christian brothers and sisters,


                        World Missionary Resources would love to offer our compiled list of resources on how you can reach your world for Jesus and other useful informations for Christians.


                        Please visit our website: [DISGUSTING LINK TO POULTRY PORN AND OTHER UNHOLY HUSBANDRY DELETED BY MODERATOR]


                        Thank you and God bless you!

                        Hello Mission 143, that wasn't much of an introduction. I feel like I don't know you at all!


                        What church do you attend, who's your pastor, how many children do you have, and what other forms of spam to you peddle? Like, can you hook me up with Gucci handbags? Some of the women I court seem to really love high-fashion items.
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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                          Originally posted by mission_143 View Post
                          Our dear Christian brothers and sisters,


                          World Missionary Resources would love to offer our compiled list of resources on how you can reach your world for Jesus and other useful informations for Christians.


                          Please visit our website: [DISGUSTING LINK TO POULTRY PORN AND OTHER UNHOLY HUSBANDRY DELETED BY MODERATOR]


                          Thank you and God bless you!
                          The list of Christian resources anyone needs is precisely one item long:


                          1. KJV Bible





                          Why would you intentionally divert people from the Word of God?





                          Yours in Christ,


                          Z. Smyth
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                          • I Man Rastafari
                            Possibly retarded pothead
                            • Oct 2015
                            • 1019

                            #14
                            Re: I am new, love to have Christian fellowship

                            Originally posted by mission_143 View Post
                            Our dear Christian brothers and sisters,


                            World Missionary Resources would love to offer our compiled list of resources on how you can reach your world for Jesus and other useful informations for Christians.


                            Please visit our website: [DISGUSTING LINK TO POULTRY PORN AND OTHER UNHOLY HUSBANDRY DELETED BY MODERATOR]


                            Thank you and God bless you!

                            Greetings mission. I will offer you free advice which is that these Baptists will not think well of you if you try to talk to them about chicken fornication. If you are polite and do not talk nasty they may befriend you as they have me. I am much loved on this site though I am currently under rebuke for talking too much about Rastafari. I see that you are under rebuke for nasty talk. I hope you will do better.


                            Jah Guide
                            Trevor
                            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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