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  • DominicKey
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2015
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Hello from the UK!

    There are people who don't believe in God, hes making it easy to atheist apparently

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12992

      #17
      Re: Hello from the UK!

      Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
      So how does God plan on striking my heathen self down? If he hasn't ever shown himself (Evidence) why is he going to smite me down specifically as opposed to people who murder and rape?
      You'll burn forever in Hell for disobeying God. Murder and rape, on the other hand, are perfectly acceptable:

      Numbers 31:17-18
      17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
      18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

      This is what makes being a Christian hard

      There are people who don't believe in God, hes making it easy to atheist apparently
      Duh!

      What do you think He created the Hell for?

      If being a True Christian™ was easy, there would be no need for Hell. God enjoys sending sinners like you to Hell:

      2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
      11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
      12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Samuel Hubbard
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2015
        • 64

        #18
        Re: Hello from the UK!

        Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
        But not every homosexual takes part in anal sex? Oral is more than enough, and if women will perform oral on a man, why is it so heinous for a man to do so?


        Women will also proceed to take part in anal, and Im sure the anus of a man and women is no different, so why is a males anus not aloud?
        Watch your language, women and children read these forums. Thanks to you, Esther B. can't bake a meat pie for me because your post made her sick to her stomach.

        Normally I'd answer your questions, but the True Christians(TM) answered them perfectly. I'll offer you a piece of advice: get right with God and stop posting filth on these family-friendly forums.

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        • DominicKey
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2015
          • 7

          #19
          Re: Hello from the UK!

          I'm sorry, but you just said 'rape and murder is acceptable'

          What the damn hell is wrong with you?! Thats never acceptable, not if a book or anyone says so!

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12992

            #20
            Re: Hello from the UK!

            Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
            I'm sorry, but you just said 'rape and murder is acceptable'

            What the damn hell is wrong with you?! Thats never acceptable, not if a book or anyone says so!
            If you have a problem with the Holy Bible, don't shoot the messenger, take your complaint directly to the Heavenly Author.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Hello from the UK!

              Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
              I'm sorry, but you just said 'rape and murder is acceptable'

              What the damn hell is wrong with you?! Thats never acceptable, not if a book or anyone says so!
              Well that's an awfully foolish way to look at it. If you were standing in the way of a tornado, would you stand there and holler that its destruction was not acceptable? Or would you get out of the way and try and protect those you love?

              The LORD is like that tornado, fierce and powerful and completely unconcerned with your opinion. His is right and you are wrong, according to the Holy Bible, and your whining and whinging about it will make no difference to Him.

              But unlike a tornado, He has given you the power you need to avoid His destruction. All you need to do is read the Holy Bible and believe it (John 3:18)! And then follow His every command (Matthew 7:21)!

              Easy peasey mac and cheesey!

              Besides, what's giving up a little bum tickles for a few more decades in comparison to having a place all your own in God's Own House (John 14:2)?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • I Man Rastafari
                Possibly retarded pothead
                • Oct 2015
                • 1019

                #22
                Re: Hello from the UK!

                Dominic friend I am certain that you are a white man. I learned a long time ago at the Methodist School in Kingston that it is useless to try to argue with white people. You should consider this advice even though you are a white man too. These Baptists are very friendly and they want to help you but they are not in favor of argument. They follow every word of the Holy Bible which I also agree with even though I am not a Baptist. All of your questions can be answered by reading the King James Bible. I am sure you can find one.

                For now I think you are on the path of those who wind up rebuked soundly.
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                • Alan Swallows
                  Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                  • Dec 2015
                  • 265

                  #23
                  Re: Hello from the UK!

                  Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
                  There are people who don't believe in God, hes making it easy to atheist apparently
                  Um . . . atheists don't exist. Everybody knows God is real.

                  Originally posted by The Holy Spirit
                  Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
                  Romans 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
                  Do you also believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy?

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                  • Alan Swallows
                    Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 265

                    #24
                    Re: Hello from the UK!

                    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                    This you must answer for your self through diligent study. As a clue I will tell you that Ras Tafari lives even today as a monk in Abyssinia.
                    My poor deluded friend, you seem like a nice man. I hate to break it to you, but Emperor Haile Selassie I died in 1975. His bones were discovered in 1992 and he was buried in 2000. If he was still alive today, he would be 123 years old!

                    I could prove you wrong by going to every monastery in Ethiopia (but who's got time for that?).

                    Jesus Christ, on the other hand, died in 33 A.D. and He is still alive today, sitting at the right hand of God. No one can see Him because He is in Heaven.

                    Romans 8:34 It is Christ that died, yea rather, that is risen again, who is even at the right hand of God, who also maketh intercession for us.
                    So there is no way you can prove we're wrong.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Hello from the UK!

                      Originally posted by DominicKey View Post
                      Hello! I'm 25 years old and I'm considering becoming a Christian. Having recently acquired a Bible, I'm struggling to agree with some points, while finding great truth and meaning within others.


                      I have a few questions.

                      1- Why does god hate gays, Being homosexual myself I find this difficult to understand.
                      2- Why has Jesus not come back to Earth recently?
                      3- How can I remove the Gay from within me?

                      Many thanks and I look forward to speaking to you all!
                      Dear Miss Ickey;

                      You are a liar and a thief and Jesus hates you intensely. Isn't that enough? If you are a queer then you cannot be a Christian and you will never enter Heaven. God hates you because you are an abomination. That's straight out of the Holy Bible. Also who are you to ask "why"of Jesus. You wouldn't know Jesus if He bought you a drink in a queer bar.

                      If you are actually interested in becoming an ex-queer, then contact my private email in the link below in my signature. Have your credit cards ready. For a down payment of $30K I can have my Church secretary pencil you in for an exorcism sometime in the Spring. But if this is all a trick to try and commit sodomy with me, then you can just take a number, grab a magazine and have a seat. Half the homers in America are wanting some of this action.

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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