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  • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

    Dear Mary it was simply a question about the people who taught me the Bible the wrong way, please stop the infractions as it hurts to know you are not reading everything before you act before a man, and overstep your bounds.



    Yours in Christ, Curtis Grice

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    • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

      Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.

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      • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        does that mean they are going to hell?
        Yes. After all, God created Hell so He could make people believe false things so He can send these people to Hell:

        Ezekiel 20:25-26
        25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
        26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.

        2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
        11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
        12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.
        While she cannot teach you anything (1 Timothy 2:12), I'm sure she'll be happy to know that she gave you that little push in the right direction.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.
          Listen weirdo; True Christian(tm) girls don't teach. If you need some Bible learning then why don't you go to your Pastor? What is it that you think you need to know anyway? Can't you just take a Pastor's word for everything, like most good Christians do?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            Dear Mary I would like for you to teach me the Bible the correct way.


            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            I'm a minister
            Where did you get your degree? A local Las Vegas Drive Through Ministry Program? If you want to be a respectable pastor, learn from the best. Pastor Zeke spent 18 whole months learning how to care for his flock, and we're proud to be his sheep.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Listen weirdo; True Christian™ girls don't teach. If you need some Bible learning then why don't you go to your Pastor? What is it that you think you need to know anyway? Can't you just take a Pastor's word for everything, like most good Christians do?
              From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.

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              • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.
                Demanding special treatment now? Why not just read the Bible as it is written, and follow along with Brother V's handy Bible in, well, what was supposed to be a year but it's now coming up nine years and he still hasn't finished...

                Take notes, and we'll discuss (in an appropriate thread, of course).

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                • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  From I read here he's lying to me you know the truth, guide me teach me the right way.
                  What are you, a baby that cannot eat on its own and has to be spoon fed? JUST READ THE HOLY BIBLE.

                  If you don't own one (if Mary is correct that you got your Minister title in a drive-through program, then they probably didn't require you to own one), you can read it online here.

                  You're welcome, sweetie.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                    I'm reading this book, and your church has provided all the quizzes for it, it's called:***NEW AGE CLAPTRAP REMOVED BY MODERATOR***
                    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-13-2016, 07:46 PM. Reason: Stop it. Shame on you.

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                    • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post




                      Where did you get your degree? A local Las Vegas Drive Through Ministry Program? If you want to be a respectable pastor, learn from the best. Pastor Zeke spent 18 whole months learning how to care for his flock, and we're proud to be his sheep.
                      Leave me Alone!!!!

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                      • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        What are you, a baby that cannot eat on its own and has to be spoon fed? JUST READ THE HOLY BIBLE.

                        If you don't own one (if Mary is correct that you got your Minister title in a drive-through program, then they probably didn't require you to own one), you can read it online here.

                        You're welcome, sweetie.
                        I will be nice to her when she stops the infractions.

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                        • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          I will be nice to her when she stops the infractions.
                          Instead of going yappity yap yap yappity, why haven't you started reading the Holy Bible yet?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Instead of going yappity yap yap yappity, why haven't you started reading the Holy Bible yet?
                            I desire, then, that in every place the men should pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or argument; also that the women should dress themselves modestly and decently in suitable clothing, not with their hair braided, or with gold, pearls, or expensive clothes, but with good works, as is proper for women who profess reverence for God. Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty. [1 Timothy, chapter 2]

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                            • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              ...[1 Timothy, chapter 2]
                              Uh, yeah, that's addressing Christians (as are all of Paul's Epistles). You've not yet shown that you are a Christian, so irrelevant.

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                              • Re: I was here before I lost my username and password

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Uh, yeah, that's addressing Christians (as are all of Paul's Epistles). You've not yet shown that you are a Christian, so irrelevant.
                                Actually I have more than once open your eyes a see for my words are guided by Jesus Christ.

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