[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

And you, Dameon Alucard (which is Old Yebothian for "Born with tiny penis that really hasn't grown at all') are what -- a literary genius? God's own gift to Earth?

BZZZZT. Wrong on both counts.

You're just another turd in the great sewer pipe of life.

Now go away, the adults are talking.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Dameon actually means 'To tame' you dumb <profanity removed> and Alucard is Dracula backwards.

Now go away, the adults are talking.

And I'm not the kid here.

[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

No, you've got 9 whole posts! Oooooooh, I'm scared! Big bad internet bully is gonna kick my ass!

<profanity removed> you limp-wristed doorknob <profanity removed> . and God bless you!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Dameon actually means 'To tame' you dumb shit and Alucard is Dracula backwards.

Friend,

With Jesus’ help we see threw your lame protest. “Dameon” is just a fancy Goth way of saying demon. All you are doing with that name is calling upon the demon whom you have fallen victim to. Reach out for Christ’s hand before it is too late and let Him rescue you.

[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Now that was unexpected! Daemon Alucard just sent me a PM, in which he invites me to call him bad names while he pleasures himself with a half-frozen turkey leg.

For the record, Daemon old boy, I will NOT call you 'Uggums Woogums,' and I most certainly will not involve myseolf in any way with you or your goat Mr. Lover.

Please don't send me any more messages.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Hey, just cause my mom liked the Demonic way of spelling Damien it's not my fault. As far as the Alucard thing, yea that's a gothic twist. Way cooler than my real last name. My Father doesn't even use my given name that's how sad people like you are, he can't bare to go out in public and call his son by a demonic name.

[SONODOG, jr.]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Oh my.

Now Daemon is sending pictures. That is a NASTY rash, young man, and I advise you to seek medical attention right away. And no, I do NOT want to see your bugnhole no matter how many pineapples you have up there.

I must take my leave of this place. See you all tomorrow.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

You're such a jerk. You have to make up stories 'cause you can't think of anything better to do with your life. Aren't you the big man, picking on a kid.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Hey, just cause my mom liked the Demonic way of spelling Damien it's not my fault. As far as the Alucard thing, yea that's a gothic twist. Way cooler than my real last name. My Father doesn't even use my given name that's how sad people like you are, he can't bare to go out in public and call his son by a demonic name.

So you think it is bad your father cares about you enough that he doesn't like the thought of you burning in Hell like a human candle. Would you rather he encourage you towards eternal torment?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

That said, how did you find this place, and how have you managed to remain un-stoned* for so long among the Righteous and the Faithful?

I'm confused. All throughout this thread you were calling the landoverites hellbound hellspawn. And yet, now, you're calling them the righteous and the faithful. Make up your mind, which is it?

*I'm sure they wouldn't be averse to stoning me, were the opportunity to come along. However, they'd need to catch me first. And get past my precious rottweilers. So, it seems they settle for telling me how much they'll enjoy watching me writhe in hell.

Depraved cannibalistic, blood soaked goat worshiping bacchanals at midnight in the forest do that to people in the short term.

I keep telling you, BJ, it wasn't what it looked like on the surveillance tape!! Can't I have a roast suckling pig on the spit in an outdoor picnic in peace???

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Dameon actually means 'To tame' you dumb POO-HEAD and Alucard is Dracula backwards.



And I'm not the kid here.

Young man, this is a Godly forum, in spite of the rantings of the rather unhinged newbie Son of Sam there.

You're more than welcome to discuss views which do not agree with ours, but please express yourself in a polite manner, without profane language.

You may also wish to start your own introductory thread and let us know your beliefs.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Do I want him to use my given name when I'm around him? yea, I've given it some thought. I can only go so long being refered to as 'boy' before it pisses me off.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

Sorry, about the swearing

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

I can only go so long being refered to as 'boy' before it pisses me off annoys me.

Or you can chill out a bit, and start an introductory thread to tell us your beliefs.

Sorry, about the swearing

Good man.

[SUV]

Re: Hell-o, You Godless Sinners!

This person seems to be obsessed with coneys

Maybe he Ate a bad Hot Dog, Pastor In Paper Moon, the Dad called them "Coney Islands."