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  • teamfortressman69
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2016
    • 2
    #1

    my intro

    Hello my name is Tavish and I am eager to join your church group.

    I have been doubting my faith in Jesus recently so I am looking to reignite my faith

    My favorite things are video games and mexican food

    thank you and god bless !!!1!!
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12975
      #2
      Re: my intro

      Originally posted by teamfortressman69 View Post
      Hello my name is Tavish and I am eager to join your church group.

      I have been doubting my faith in Jesus recently so I am looking to reignite my faith

      My favorite things are video games and mexican food

      thank you and god bless !!!1!!
      Hi sweetie! I understand that reading comprehension is not your forte so I'll put it in big bold colorful letters:

      The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • teamfortressman69
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2016
          • 2
          #3
          Re: my intro

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Hi sweetie! I understand that reading comprehension is not your forte so I'll put it in big bold colorful letters:

          The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

          oops sorry.

          I haven't been on many forums like this before, I'll bring my thing over there I suppose!

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12975
              #4
              Re: my intro

              Originally posted by teamfortressman69 View Post
              oops sorry.

              I haven't been on many forums like this before, I'll bring my thing over there I suppose!


              Where, sweetie?

              Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468
                  #5
                  Re: my intro

                  Originally posted by teamfortressman69 View Post
                  Hello my name is Tavish
                  Welcome, Tavish. We are friendly here and we seek congress with other like minded Christians. Are you saved? We do get about eight or ten unsaved wretches for every Christian who comes by. It is a sad state of affairs, but we must bear that scourging in order to find our Christian brothers. Are you a Scotchman? I would guess that by your name. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? Do you eat haggis? Do please tell us of your time with Jesus.

                  God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: my intro

                      Talvish....Is that a joo name?

                      What church were you raised in? Tell the truth and Jesus may smile upon you.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050
                          #7
                          Re: my intro

                          Team Fortress, eh? Is that game any good? I played Battlefield Heroes for several years, but it got overrun with predatory queers who just wanted to use in-game chat to talk about sex.

                          Thumbs down on all that funny business!
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