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  • Just another troll

    Hi,

    I am an atheist, and I respect all of your beliefs.


    All of my friends who are religious tell me that a god or multiple gods exist because of some reason.


    I decided to register an account here because I am curious about what will be the response, and because I am curious about what evidence that you all have for the existence of God.


    Also, why this particular forum? I happened to run across it, so I'll just stay here.


    If I'm not welcome, I can leave and never visit this website again.


    Listening to my own words,
    AnotherTroll

  • #2
    Re: Not another troll

    Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
    Hi,

    I am an atheist, and I respect all of your beliefs.

    All of my friends who are religious tell me that a god or multiple gods exist because of some reason.

    I decided to register an account here because I am curious about what will be the response, and because I am curious about what evidence that you all have for the existence of God.

    Also, why this particular forum? I happened to run across it, so I'll just stay here.

    If I'm not welcome, I can leave and never visit this website again.

    Listening to my own words,
    AnotherTroll
    Well, I didn't learn a single thing about you other than you hate Jesus.



    Name? Age? Church? Bible verse?

    Reason for deciding that someone dying for your sins doesn't quite cut it?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Not another troll

      Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
      Hi,
      Hello and a cautious to our Godly forum! I am feeling a bit of cognitive dissonance between the title of your intro thread and your nickname - so are you just another "troll" or not?

      I am an atheist, and I respect all of your beliefs.
      Thank you, sweetie! I will pray for you.

      All of my friends who are religious tell me that a god or multiple gods exist because of some reason.
      That's interesting. I never thought that God would have a reason to exist. I just always thought He existed, period.

      I decided to register an account here because I am curious about what will be the response, and because I am curious about what evidence that you all have for the existence of God.
      The Holy Bible.

      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Re: Not another troll

        @Zechariah Smyth,

        I cheated this forum's rules. You weren't supposed to learn nothing about me, besides my intentions of posting here.


        But if you want answers, my name is "AnotherTroll", I am less than a day old at the time of writing this sentence, I don't go to church, and I don't have a favorite bible verse.


        @Basilissa,


        Thank you for your respect as well.


        And thank you for your replies as well. Many of my questions have been answered.


        Perhaps the difference between all of you and me is that I look for reasons, and you all do not. Still not sure which is the correct approach.


        As for the Holy Bible being the evidence, I am greatly confused. Are you saying the existence of the bible is the evidence, or is what is said inside that is the evidence?


        Lastly, about your question of whether or not I am a troll. That is for you to decide. Am I a troll because my username says so? Or am I not a troll for writing a non-troll thread? Or is it too early to decide?


        @all,


        Sorry if the lack of quotes makes this reply difficult to read. I am not familiar with this website yet, and did not try to figure out how to add quotes.


        --
        AnotherTroll

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        • #5
          Re: Not another troll

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          • #6
            Re: Not another troll

            Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
            I cheated this forum's rules. You weren't supposed to learn nothing about me, besides my intentions of posting here.
            You didn't "cheat"...you failed to follow simple instructions.

            Congrats?



            Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
            But if you want answers, my name is "AnotherTroll", I am less than a day old at the time of writing this sentence, I don't go to church, and I don't have a favorite bible verse.
            That's not your name, and if you insist on being one day old I will have to ask you to leave since you said you were at least 18 when you signed up.

            Your choice.

            Z.
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            • #7
              Re: Not another troll

              Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
              ...I am an atheist, and I respect all of your beliefs...
              Then you don't know what the True Christians™ believe. Read the Bible and cure your ignorance.

              ...All of my friends who are religious tell me that a god or multiple gods exist because of some reason...
              They all use the same reason? Odd. What is it?

              ...I decided to register an account here because I am curious about what will be the response...
              That's entirely up to you. If you can discuss the contents of the Bible politely and rationally (even the ridiculously horrific sure-to-offend-anyone-with-a-shred-of-decency-in-their-being crap), then you'll be welcomed. If not, well, the banhammer, it'll come for thee.

              ...and because I am curious about what evidence that you all have for the existence of God...
              Bible. Existence. Everything, because He made it (according to the Bible).

              Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
              ...You weren't supposed to learn nothing about me, besides my intentions of posting here...
              We now know that you have to go learn about double negatives, and not slowly.

              ...I don't have a favorite bible verse...
              Read it and you'll find one, I guarantee. No using Exodus 34:14, though, I got dibs.

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              • #8
                Re: Not another troll

                You are like the devil, the master of contradictions.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Just another troll

                  Originally posted by AnotherTroll View Post
                  Hi,

                  I am an atheist, and I respect all of your beliefs.


                  All of my friends who are religious tell me that a god or multiple gods exist because of some reason.


                  I decided to register an account here because I am curious about what will be the response, and because I am curious about what evidence that you all have for the existence of God.


                  Also, why this particular forum? I happened to run across it, so I'll just stay here.


                  If I'm not welcome, I can leave and never visit this website again.


                  Listening to my own words,
                  AnotherTroll


                  What part of UNSAVED = UNWELCOME did you not understand?

                  Go back to your master satan and tell him that you have failed in your mission because we have JESUS on our side!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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