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  • Paladin Tristan
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    • Feb 2016
    • 6
    #1

    Greetings

    Hello there. My name is Paladin Tristan, and this is my intro.

    I go to the First Baptist Church in California, and was interested in joining into an online Christian community.


    I consider myself to be pretty unagressive. I rarely look for conflict, but don't consider me to be shy; if someone wants to take me on, I'm more than willing to accommodate.


    I'm always been a believer in our Lord and savior. Recently though, He has helped me through tough times, ever since my grandmother passed. Without Him, I would be a very different person.


    One of my favorite bible verses:
    "I call on the Lord in my distress, and he answers me. Psalm 120:1"
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12991
      #2
      Re: Greetings

      Originally posted by Paladin Tristan View Post
      Hello there. My name is Paladin Tristan, and this is my intro.

      I go to the First Baptist Church in California, and was interested in joining into an online Christian community.


      I consider myself to be pretty unagressive. I rarely look for conflict, but don't consider me to be shy; if someone wants to take me on, I'm more than willing to accommodate.


      I'm always been a believer in our Lord and savior. Recently though, He has helped me through tough times, ever since my grandmother passed. Without Him, I would be a very different person.


      One of my favorite bible verses:
      "I call on the Lord in my distress, and he answers me. Psalm 120:1"
      Hello and to our friendly forum! Please, do tell us a bit more about yourself! Are you married?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Greetings

          Welcome, Mr. Tristan. It's nice to "meet" you. I hope to fellowship with you in the coming months, and maybe years.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Paladin Tristan
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              • Feb 2016
              • 6
              #4
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Hello and to our friendly forum! Please, do tell us a bit more about yourself! Are you married?


              I'm currently single, haven't found that special someone yet

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings

                  California, you say? Could you be a bit more specific about the location of your church? Who's your pastor? I might know him!
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                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • Paladin Tristan
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                      • Feb 2016
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      California, you say? Could you be a bit more specific about the location of your church? Who's your pastor? I might know him!
                      First Baptist is in the San Francisco Bay Area. Our Senior Pastor is Don Ott.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings

                          Originally posted by Paladin Tristan View Post
                          First Baptist is in the San Francisco Bay Area. Our Senior Pastor is Don Ott.
                          This guy? He's a well-known crackpot and false Christian. You'd better get away from that "church" before you get sent down into eternal hellfire with the rest of his apostates.





                          Also, your name is not "Paladin."
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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