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  • ModestMartha
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2016
    • 3

    #1

    A Modest Member

    Greetings Landover,

    My name is Martha and I live in Ohio. I attend a small, Baptist church in a rural area of the state. I grew up in large, God fearing family. I was the only daughter out of eleven children. My husband (whom I wed at the age of 16), Aaron, found this site and permitted this to be one of the few sites I am allowed to use on our computer. Aaron and I have eight (soon to be nine!) children. Three sons: Samuel, Joachim, and Benjamin. And five daughters: Veronica, Elizabeth, Ruth, Sarah and Mary-Anne. I am praying heavily that our ninth child will be a boy. My favorite verses are:


    1 John 2:16 - For all that [is] in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

    1 Peter 3:3 - Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel


    These verses remind me of how important it is to dress modestly and not like a damned harlot. I read these verses to my daughters daily to remind them of how the Lord expects us women to dress and present ourselves.


    I hope you all have a blessed day!


    -Martha
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12984

    #2
    Re: A Modest Member

    Originally posted by ModestMartha View Post
    Greetings Landover,

    My name is Martha and I live in Ohio. I attend a small, Baptist church in a rural area of the state. I grew up in large, God fearing family. I was the only daughter out of eleven children. My husband (whom I wed at the age of 16), Aaron, found this site and permitted this to be one of the few sites I am allowed to use on our computer. Aaron and I have eight (soon to be nine!) children. Three sons: Samuel, Joachim, and Benjamin. And five daughters: Veronica, Elizabeth, Ruth, Sarah and Mary-Anne. I am praying heavily that our ninth child will be a boy. My favorite verses are:


    1 John 2:16 - For all that [is] in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

    1 Peter 3:3 - Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel


    These verses remind me of how important it is to dress modestly and not like a damned harlot. I read these verses to my daughters daily to remind them of how the Lord expects us women to dress and present ourselves.


    I hope you all have a blessed day!


    -Martha
    Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! How nice and refreshing to see someone posting a proper introduction!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #3
      Re: A Modest Member

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      ...How nice and refreshing to see someone posting a proper introduction!
      Yeah, right when your team's batting a perfect 0.000 for the month, someone comes along and ruins it.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: A Modest Member

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Yeah, right when your team's batting a perfect 0.000 for the month, someone comes along and ruins it.
        Our team?



        Your team is the one that screws everything up.

        sigpic

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #5
          Re: A Modest Member

          Well I for one am glad to see a modest member. It puts things in perspective.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: A Modest Member

            Oh, I've seen a few modest members in my day. Also, I have seen members swollen with sinful pride.

            Anyway, this was a lovely introduction. I can't wait to see this member inserted into our congregation!
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            • I Man Rastafari
              Possibly retarded pothead
              • Oct 2015
              • 1019

              #7
              Re: A Modest Member

              Greetings Martha. I welcome you to this website in my capacity as a nonmember but one who is well tolerated by white people in spite of my being a Black man. This is a web site for Baptists who are white people but they are very open minded and willing to accept participants of any type if they behave themselves. I see that you live in Ohio which I believe is a state in Babylon. I am uncertain as to exactly where that is but I will look at my map later and determine your location. I myself am from the island of Jamaica and I have come to Babylon for education. I am certain that the white people here will welcome you.


              Jah Guide
              Trevor
              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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              • Retarded mental patient
                Another Pathetic False Christ, Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2016
                • 2

                #8
                Re: A Modest Member

                Martha, pray bear in mind that the members of this site are all hellbound Jewish heathens. Come forth and join me in the House of the Lord, and I will grant you eternal life. Sinners will be cast in the lake of fire.

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                • Wannabe False Christ
                  Unsaved trash, Obese Teenage Troll
                  Under Investigation
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: A Modest Member

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Oh, I've seen a few modest members in my day. Also, I have seen members swollen with sinful pride.

                  Anyway, this was a lovely introduction. I can't wait to see this member inserted into our congregation!
                  Thank you for very kindly welcoming me to your forum.

                  Martha

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: A Modest Member

                    Originally posted by Wannabe False Christ View Post
                    Thank you for very kindly welcoming me to your forum.

                    Martha
                    You're very welcome, my dear. But, um, why have you changed your username to "Wannabe False Christ"? This does not seem consistent with your personality and values.

                    Also, your new profile pic is weird. What is going on here? Did one of your kids log into your account?
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                    • ModestMartha
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2016
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: A Modest Member

                      Oh my goodness! That is not me. Whoever that person is wants to cause trouble.

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                      • ModestMartha
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2016
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: A Modest Member

                        Also, thank you for the very warm welcome everyone!

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: A Modest Member

                          Oh my goodness Martha, I'm so sorry I allowed that person to sucker me into thinking they were you!

                          It would appear you've become a victim of "cyber-bullying."


                          Fear not, however, as I have it on good authority the Department of Faith is already hot on the heels of this abuser, and will soon have them on their knees.
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