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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2193

    #16
    Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    God's name is GOD. [...]
    I thought His name was Jealous? Exodus 34:14
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885

      #17
      Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      I thought His name was Jealous? Exodus 34:14
      God has many names, one of which is not "Jah"

      El - God
      El Olam (The Everlasting God)
      Elohim (God)El Shaddai (Lord God Almighty)
      El Elyon (The Most High God)
      Adonai (Lord, Master)
      Yahweh (Lord, Jehovah)
      Jehovah Nissi (The Lord My Banner)
      Jehovah-Raah (The Lord My Shepherd)
      Jehovah Rapha (The Lord That Heals)
      Jehovah Shammah (The Lord Is There)
      Jehovah Tsidkenu (The Lord Our Righteousness)
      Jehovah Mekoddishkem (The Lord Who Sanctifies You)
      Qanna (Jealous)
      Jehovah Jireh (The Lord Will Provide)
      Jehovah Shalom (The Lord Is Peace)
      Ehyeh Aser Ehyeh (I Am that I Am)

      Atheistic rodents like you might think these names are like aliases such as a common criminal might adopt to avoid detection. However, this is not the case, the Lord of Hosts possesses many, many names (some of which nobody knows) as one name is insufficient to give full meaning to His Majesty.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #18
        Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

        Psalms 68:4 is where we find that the name of God is Jah. Jah is the living God.
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22885

          #19
          Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          Psalms 68:4 is where we find that the name of God is Jah. Jah is the living God.
          Ah yes, Psalms 68:4 is known as "the nigra verse" (see Eusebius)

          Let me set you straight - JAH-> Contracted for Yehovah, and meaning the same; Jah, the sacred name: - Jah, the Lord, most vehement. Cp. names in “-iah,” “-jah.”

          yehoovah/Jehovah yeh-ho-vaw' - (the) self Existent or eternal; Jehovah, Jewish national name of God: - Jehovah, the Lord.

          That's from a Bible Dictionary, son.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #20
            Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

            Originally posted by Robert Nobel View Post
            Hi,

            I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

            Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

            Robert
            You ARE being too hard on yourself. You write a great letter (except for revealing yourself to be on the edge of suicide-- kind of a needless downer).

            First of all, who needs college? President Berzerk Obummer once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob. There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every day and put their skills to test-- that aren't taught by some liberal college professor who indoctrinates them with left wing socialist lies.

            There are only TWO worthwhile majors in college: Christian Studies (men) and Home Economics (women). Just about anything else (ESPECIALLY "Science") is not only a waste of time and money, but counterproductive to Godliness.

            And finally, I think that once you find out more about Landover Baptist Church, and the blessing of being guided by a loving, wrathful, all-knowing, all-powerful, smiting God under the guidance of our trained pastors, you'll walk with a pep in your step, shouting PRAISE beneath a sunny sky!!

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

              Young Robert, I want you to promise me right now that if you're about to take your own life, you will get on Skype first and give me a chance to talk to you about your sins.

              I'm here for you, my innocent, young, maleable, clean-limbed brother in Christ.
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