Considered suicide for a long time...

[Robert Nobel]

Hi,

I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

Robert

[Basilissa]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Hi,

I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

Robert

Hi, sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!

We are all disgusting, horrible cretins in the eyes of God, yet He allows us to repent and accept Jesus as our Savior and be Saved(tm)!

If you kill yourself, God will hate you. (eg, Ecclesiastes 7:17, 1 Corintihans 3:16-17). If you don't kill yourself and instead accept Jesus, you will be rewarded with eternal life!

I hope that was helpful.

[Nobar King]

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Don't kill yourself. Doing that would be a sin. It's in the Bible. If you really must end your life, there are other ways to do that. Have you seen Die Hard with a Vengeance starring Bruce Willis?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell.

That's a certainty.

I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore

I don't get why you wasted time on making that post instead of just killing yourself. I have no doubt killing yourself would make the world a better place.

But, as you already know, that isn't how it works. God doesn't allow suicide (Exodus 20:13). If He did I would have killed myself long ago to be in Heaven. We have to suffer through this life until Jesus decides to kill us (Job 1:21) as only Jesus decides when it is our time. There is no easy shortcut to Hell. You have to do your full suffering here, before you go to Hell to suffer for all eternity.

So quit whining, stop lying, get a bath and get a job.

[Titus Templeton]

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You could wait a few months until Jesus comes back and kills you.

[Roland]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Hi,

I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

Robert

Hi Robert,

After reading your post I get the feeling you are a bit grudgy. Have you tried eating a decent meal? This usually makes it somewhat more bearable for other people to hang out with me (as long as they don´t hate garlic).

Kind regards,

Roland

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin.

Hello Robert, and welcome to our friendly forums! You're partially right. Jesus doesn't care about you. Or should I say, He doesn't care about how you feel. Don't take my word for it, He says so right in the Holy Bible (Matthew 21:28-32). You are correct that you don't deserve God's Love at all because you're a disgusting, horrible cretin. Jesus likens you to a festering pile of putrid menstrual rags. This also is in the Holy Bible (Isaiah 64:6).

But there's good news! You may not be hopeless after all! Even if it turns out you have not been created before the beginning of all things to be Saved from the Eternal Damnation created for those souls who are not Saved (2nd Timothy 1:9; Revelation 20:15), still you can Serve the Lord your God (Ecclesiastes 12:13; Romans 9:21-22)! For example, before you tighten the noose, you could forward all your money and any valuables you have to help fund the Pastor's New Jet, thus bringing the Good News to countless souls all around the world, and in the kind of style that makes heathens sit up and take notice!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Welcome, Robert. You should consider that the Lord God has guided you here. By chance? I think not. However worthless and wretched your life has been up until now, you are eligible for salvation and it is the Lord who has shown you the way. This is the friendliest forum on the internet and we welcome all those who seek salvation. It is our God given Christian duty to show you the way, as Jesus would. You are given free will by God to choose your own path. There is the easy way; that way with many paths, broad and easy, or there is the straight and narrow path set by the Lord. Choose wisely.

God Bless!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. I'm a little busy at the moment but I will pray that God answers your wishes. Enjoy being a Christian!

[Nobar King]

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I hope he didn't just go and commit suicide.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Hi,

I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

Robert

Assumingthat you are telling the truth and not simply being an attention whore, I can tell you that many of the great people in the Bible were depressed.

You only have to read the Book of Ecclesiastes to realize that the writer was terminally depressed:

Ec:1:2: Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
Ec:1:14: I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
Ec:2:1: I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.
Ec:2:11: Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.

and that's just the start, God's Word goes on and in the end most people are looking for ligature points, but the wise see God's message of hope.

Then we have the preachings of Jeremiah - a man so pessimistically Holy that he gave his name in the Phrase "To be a Jeremiah" -> terminally pessimistic.

If you look at some of the minor prophets too, you will see that they foresee nothing but unalloyed doom and disaster.

However, in all cases, the answer is the same: "Be good, worship and follow The Lord, and all will be well."

As far as we are aware, no prophets or patriarchs committed suicide (There may be the odd case in the NT of some committing "suicide by cop Roman" but this is not real suicide, it is suicide as a martyr.

Thus The Good Book's messages is that if you are really depressed, you are receiving a valuable lesson in how the world is, and not how man thinks it should be. In fact, one might say, "God is speaking to you as He spoke to the Patriarchs" You are blessed.

Spread the Word.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Hi,

I've recently dropped out of college because of my horrible grades and I really, really hate myself. I think I deserve to be dropped to the deepest level of Hell. I was abused by my parents since young and I've never had any friends. I don't feel like Jesus cares about me, because I am useless and meaningless. I don't deserve God's love at all because I'm such a disgusting, hopeless, horrible cretin. I hate myself so much, and I think I will kill myself tomorrow because nothing matters anymore.

Please just tell me I'm a retard and I'm useless and stupid just so I can have the strength to finally do it. I'm too much of a coward to do it but as long as I have proper proof that everyone hates me and wants me dead and burning in hell, I can do it because nothing else matters.

Robert

Greetings Robert. You got to lively up yourself! Jah will guide you if you will let him. Ganja is the first step for you. I think you need friendship so I will send you a friend request and I hope you will accept it.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings Robert. You got to lively up yourself! Jah will guide you if you will let him. Ganja is the first step for you. I think you need friendship so I will send you a friend request and I hope you will accept it.

Jah Guide
Trevor

So let me get this straight; Your advice to this young man is to become addicted to the marijuana and start worshiping satan? Have I got that right?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Considered suicide for a long time...

Have I got that right?

No Jah is the name of God and the ganja will bring you closer to Jah. It is also very relaxing to smoke the ganja and it is the will of Jah that we do so.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No Jah is the name of God and the ganja will bring you closer to Jah. It is also very relaxing to smoke the ganja and it is the will of Jah that we do so.

God's name is GOD. Jah is the name of a demon worshiped by island coons who are all addicted to shooting the marijuana. Don't come in here blaspheming you vile beast.