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  • INTRODUCTIONS, WOO!

    Hai

    I'm Hank and I'm an aspiring Marine biologist.
    I go to Eastridge baptist church.
    My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:5
    "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart as you would Christ,"
    I don't remember much on my reasons for Christianity/finding Jesus, but I know I got into it at a young age.

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    Re: INTRODUCTIONS, WOO!

    Originally posted by S4tanfistsme View Post
    Hai<br>
    <br>
    I'm Hank and I'm an aspiring Marine biologist.<br>
    I go to Eastridge baptist church. <br>
    My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:5<br>
    "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart as you would Christ,"<br>
    I don't remember much on my reasons for Christianity/finding Jesus, but I know I got into it at a young age.
    Your username is worrying. I would advise changing it, so as not to be mistaken for a homlosexual, satanist, or both. <br>
    Also, your Bible quote is not from the KJV, which is the only version permitted by the True Christians<font color="#00152E"><font face="concourse">™.</font></font>
    Psalm 53:1
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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    • #3
      Re: INTRODUCTIONS, WOO!

      Originally posted by S4tanfistsme View Post
      Hai

      I'm Hank and I'm an aspiring Marine biologist.
      I go to Eastridge baptist church.
      My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:5
      "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart as you would Christ,"
      I don't remember much on my reasons for Christianity/finding Jesus, but I know I got into it at a young age.
      Hello, sweetie, and welcome to our forum.

      Good choice of verse, although please be advised that whatever version of the Bible you're using, it's a false one, as we here use only the KJV version.

      Here is the verse in question as God intended for it to be:

      Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

      Why would you want to be a marine biologist? Everything God wants us to know is already in the Bible. Secular studies will confound you with information that is not Godly, such as with claims that insects have more than four legs. God wants us to know that insects have four legs:

      Leviticus 11:21-22
      21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; 22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Re: INTRODUCTIONS, WOO!

        Well praise Jesus, Hank, I'm thankful God brought you here.

        What is this about mild retardation, though, and why would you put that in your username?

        Also, I don't think people with intellectual disabilities can be marine biologists. Have you considered being a greeter at Wal-Mart?
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        • #5
          Re: INTRODUCTIONS, WOO!

          Originally posted by Hank, mildly retarded View Post
          Hai

          I'm Hank and I'm an aspiring Marine biologist.
          I go to Eastridge baptist church.
          My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:5
          "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart as you would Christ,"
          I don't remember much on my reasons for Christianity/finding Jesus, but I know I got into it at a young age.

          Welcome, Hank and thank you for your inspiring introduction. Was there any thing else you wanted to say?
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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