Hello :)

[EllenD]

I just joined and wanted to say "Hi" to everyone.

[Basilissa]

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I just joined and wanted to say "Hi" to everyone.

Well, hello to you, too.

Just in case you missed them, there are some guidelines about what to include in your introduction hidden at the top of this page.

Here they are again in a larger font to make it easier to read:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[EllenD]

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I forgot to mention that I go to Palm Beach Baptist Church and I like ALL the Bible verses. I found Jesus through my parents thanks to them making me go to church.

[Basilissa]

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I forgot to mention that I go to Palm Beach Baptist Church and I like ALL the Bible verses. I found Jesus through my parents thanks to them making me go to church.

Then to our Godly forum. Are you sure there is no Bible verse that speaks to you more than the others?

[Des]

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Hello, Ellen.

I certainly hope the D doesn't stand for Degenerate,like that lezbean talk show hostess and LIEberal echo box.

Tell us about your walk with Jesus. What sordid depravities did you wallow in before coming to know Him? How did you find Him? When were you married? What church do you attend? What are your ten favorite things about your Pastor? How many little Soldiers for Christ have you birthed? Which pie are you known in your community for?

YIC

P.S. Mercy me, I see you've already started answering some of my questions. Bless you, child.

[EllenD]

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No, the D stands for Daisy, my middle name. I was married in 1992 at age 22. I have only one child. I think my husband may be asexual because he never seemed interested in having children. It's like he gave me one and that should be enough. He also insists on separate bedrooms for us, so that what we do. I'm 46 now and I believe past the age where I can have children, but it's very hard when I want to have more children anyway and he doesn't.

[Reaper42]

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Welcome Ellen! Most of these people are very nice. SO they will treat you very nicely if you treat them with respect. Anyway I hope you enjoy it here!

[Des]

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That is terribly sad. I do understand the separate sleeping quarters, though. Ecclesiasticus 25:24 tells us how women are the wellspring of evil, and so it is reasonable for the man to choose another place to rest his head. You are for procreation after all, not recreation. No need to place his soul in harms way by lying near a temptress. Why I myself kept quarters on the third floor of the east wing back when the Missus was alive. Her room was on the first floor of the west wing, near the kids rooms. I only allowed a select few of the staff, like my assistant Mariko and the girls who resembled her on the east third. No way would I be tempted by ample chested Asiatics in formal serving attire.

What saddens me is that your husband didn't man up and do his duty. Five times I braced myself with strong drink and braved her chambers, pressing my eyes shut and performing as expected before rushing back to my chambers for a shower and full body massage by my identical twin masseuses, Narumi and Nasuko. Surely your husband could have made Jesus happy and done the same.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Ellen. You seem like an agreeable sort.