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  • Darcydog
    Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
    • Mar 2016
    • 25

    #1

    HEYY

    Um hi, my name is darcy, and I'm new to this church

    I would like to befriend some of you people

    Thanks
  • Reaper42
    Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
    • Jan 2016
    • 88

    #2
    Re: HEYY

    Welcome Darcy! Please tell us your favorite Bible verse. What church you go to, and how you came to find Jesus.
    Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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    • Darcydog
      Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
      • Mar 2016
      • 25

      #3
      Re: HEYY

      Why does your name say cheese-eating surrender monkey ?

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #4
        Re: HEYY

        Originally posted by Darcydog View Post
        Um hi, my name is darcy, and I'm new to this church

        I would like to befriend some of you people

        Thanks
        Hello, sweetie, and welcome to our friendly forum!

        Just in case you missed it, there are some directions on how to create a proper introduction conveniently spelled out on the top of this page!

        The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Reaper42
          Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
          • Jan 2016
          • 88

          #5
          Re: HEYY

          Yeah umm idk really. I believe it is because I got to many infractions, and I was being a bit rude at most.
          Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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          • Darcydog
            Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
            • Mar 2016
            • 25

            #6
            Re: HEYY

            I go to Hinterland Baptist Church, my favourite Bible verse is

            Genesis 1:31

            "And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day."

            I have been familiar with God all my life. My mother introduced me into this better life as a young child.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997

              #7
              Re: HEYY

              Originally posted by Darcydog View Post
              I go to Hinterland Baptist Church, my favourite Bible verse is

              Genesis 1:31

              "And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day."
              Thank you for your answer. It is a good verse indeed. God created everything - the angels and the devil, happiness and suffering, life and death, pleasure and pain, sweet babies and serial killers, cute little kitties and disease carrying mosquitoes. We should be thankful that God created this world exactly as it is!

              Praise !

              I have been familiar with God all my life. My mother introduced me into this better life as a young child.
              That's great!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Darcydog
                Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
                • Mar 2016
                • 25

                #8
                Re: HEYY

                I am so happy to be here

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                • Reaper42
                  Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 88

                  #9
                  Re: HEYY

                  Well you will enjoy it hopefully.
                  Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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                  • Darcydog
                    Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
                    • Mar 2016
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: HEYY

                    Thanks I'm sure I will

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                    • Reaper42
                      Unsaved trash cheese-eating surrender-monkey
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 88

                      #11
                      Re: HEYY

                      Oh and btw I accepted your friend request. Just had to say that.
                      Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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                      • Darcydog
                        Unsaved trash, Ignorant Vermin
                        • Mar 2016
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: HEYY

                        Aha yeah I noticed

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                        • Des
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 2718

                          #13
                          Re: HEYY

                          Good, good, you made a friend. Now may we dispense with the chitchat and get back to praising Jesus and discussing the many ways The Donald is going to make America great again once he is president?
                          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                          • Walter Van Slyke
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 212

                            #14
                            Re: HEYY

                            Originally posted by Darcydog View Post
                            Um hi, my name is darcy, and I'm new to this church

                            I would like to befriend some of you people

                            Thanks
                            Hello Darcy. Tell us more about yourself. Hold old are you? Are you married? How many sons do you have? Do you have your husband or father's permission to use the internets?


                            We are here to praise Jesus and share the joy that being made perfect through faith in Him and adherence to His holy word brings us every second of every day.


                            Why are you here?
                            Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #15
                              Re: HEYY

                              Welcome, Darcy. Your introduction and subsequent commentary has been a mite sparse. We are friendly here and thirsty to meet other Christians. Tell us of your time with Jesus.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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