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  • New Soldier of Christ

    I was raised by a socialistic atheist family in Atlanta, who brainwashed me with all sorts of nonsense. They tried to convince me of all sorts of blatant falsehoods about God's Earth. They claimed that the world was round, as you all know contrary to Joshua 10:13, and that evolution was true, even though nobody's ever seen a dog give birth to a fish. They even tried to convince me that everyone was worth being loved, including the faggots that our current homosexual Muslim African illegal immigrant president are so fond of.

    I know now that our wonderful and vengeful God hates us all for our disgusting, sinful nature, especially the fags and commies. I found Jesus in high school, when I came upon a man handing out tapes on the side of the road. These tapes gave me the foundation in Christ I have today. In truth, I had before that felt as if I too was a fag, but this man convinced me of the error of my ways, and I now live with my beautiful wife.

    My favourite passage from the Bible is Romans 1:18, and I go to the South Carolina Baptist Confederate Congregation just outside of the town of Tatum.

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    Re: New Soldier of Christ

    Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! Thank you for posting a proper introduction, it is such a rare sight these days.

    What a lovely verse you have chosen as your favorite. It is even more joyful when read in context, all the way down to:

    Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

    Reading these beautiful verses I laugh at false fluffy bunny "Christians" who say that God has somehow changed His personality between the writing of the Old and New Testament, and than now He is some free-love-for-all hippie. This beautiful chapter shows that this is utterly wrong and that God of the New Testament is exactly the same as God of the Old Testament - a vengeful God who hates the unrighteous (Romans 1:18), those who do not worship Him (Romans 1:21), the smarty pants (Romans 1:22), those who worship other things (Romans 1:23, 25), those who give in to bodily pleasures (Romans 1:24), lesbians and homosexuals (Romans 1:26-27), and of course atheists (Romans 1:28).
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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