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  • #1

    Hi

    Hi, I hope to become great friends with everyone in this Forum.
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  • #2
    Re: Hi

    And I hope you can follow the simple instructions?

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: Hi

      Oh my bad, Can I say them here or do I have to edit the original post?if so
      My favourite bible verse is
      {14:13} And there came one that had escaped, and toldAbram the Hebrew; for he dwelt in the plain of Mamre theAmorite, brother of Eshcol, and brother of Aner: and these[were] confederate with Abram.


      Unfortunately I dont go to church since no church where I live, preaches the word of the KJV bible.


      I came to find jesus in a vision I had a couple of months ago when I was knocked out cold by a friend. Since then I gave up my atheistic sinfulness and found the truth.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        I used to know a fellow named Chauncey Gardner, any relation? He was a very insightful and meticulous Christian.
        How many sons has your wife generated for Jesus?
        What do you do every day to keep God from smiting you with a bolt of lightning?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi

          Hello James,

          I am the proud father of four of Jesus's finest lovers. I actually have never heard of Chauncey Gardner but I am sure more time in your Lovely server may conclude in my finding out who that is. Eeeeeek Im so excited to befriend you all! What do I do everyday to keep god from smiting me with lightning? I tend to pray 5 times a day. I do this and I also tend to cut the intestines of baby sheep and sacrifice them to our one true lord.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi

            to our Godly forum!

            Originally posted by Chance Morris View Post
            What do I do everyday to keep god from smiting me with lightning?
            Capitalizing His name would be a good start.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Chance Morris View Post
              Eeeeeek Im so excited.

              Not exactly a manly Christian expression is it.
              I welcome you with great caution.


              YIC
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                Not exactly a manly Christian expression is it.
                I welcome you with great caution.


                YIC
                Yes, it does strike me as a bit 'effeminate'....
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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