Hai

[Darcydog]

Hi there,

I would like to say hi and uh what up

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hai

Hi there,

I would like to say hi and uh what up

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

[Des]

Re: Hai

Hai? Yes, what? Or were you not trying to say yes in Japanese?

[Darcydog]

Re: Hai

That's just how I say hi, sorry if I confused you. And I have already done an introduction forum so I thought I would make one where I can just talk to other landover baptist members

[Nahkriin]

Re: Hai

That's just how I say hi, sorry if I confused you.

Are you sure? Or is it because you don't know how to spell?

[Des]

Re: Hai

That's just how I say hi, sorry if I confused you. And I have already done an introduction forum so I thought I would make one where I can just talk to other landover baptist members

Well then, let me offer you some interaction techniques that I have observed in the overwhelming majority of unsaved trash that sully our fine forum.


1. Find a thread topic which you find offensive and jump right in with your unsubstantiated opinion and criticism without bothering to actually read our arguments.


2. Never, ever, under any circumstances justify your unsubstantiated opinion with pertinent scripture to bolster your position.


3. In keeping with #2 above, it is probably best that you immediately profess your Christianity, then follow this profession up with absolute ignorance of the Bible.


4. Bounce from thread to thread, giving your unwelcome and usually blatantly ignorant opinion in as many places as you can, as fast as you can.


5. Be sure to never capitalize the words Bible, God, Christian, or Jesus while continuing to stamp your feet and insist you are a Christian.


6. Check the threads you have made your vacant opinion known on infrequently if at all, because all you really want to do is shove your unsupported claims about your version of the religion you pretend to follow down our throats like a liberal anti-Trump protester douche.


7. Feign indignity if & when you actually do get around to checking your troll bait, threaten to leave, then post on 5 dozen more threads over the next few hours.


There are a few more pointers that might enrich your intrusive disruption of our praising Jesus, but those should be enough to catch you up to speed with the other ignorantly opinionated vermin. Enjoy!

[Darcydog]

Re: Hai

I'm not an ignorant vermin, and thanks for your help but I think I'm fine by myself.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hai

I'm not an ignorant vermin, and thanks for your help but I think I'm fine by myself.

The problem is that you actually are ignorant vermin.

Psalms 14:2-4 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.

Why do you hate God? He has done so much for you. He brought you here so you could see just how wonderful His word really is and you spit in His face.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hai

Step aside friends, I've been studying millennial lingo, and I can witness to this young lady in her own language.

Yo Darcy Dawgg, what good, what good?

Did u know my main man Jesus is back at it again with those white Vans and chilling like dat boi?

It's lit, fam!

[Darcydog]

Re: Hai

That is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard faith_machine. That is not how I speak. But nice try

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hai

You know what's neither hilarious, nor lit?

Aeternal hellfire.

Which you will burn in.

If you don't join Jesus' posse.

[Darcydog]

Re: Hai

Says you. Registered spiritual predator.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hai

Says you. Registered spiritual predator.

Says the Bible. Registered spiritual predator (lolwut?? ) is being kind enough to inform you of that fact. Some gratitude may be in order. Just no Skype, k?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hai

Indeed, Darcy, the Lord has forgiven me for my unfortunate errors, and His blood has washed them away.

It is as if I haven never sinned.

Wouldn't you like to be forgiven too?

[Darcydog]

Re: Hai

I already am forgiven. LOL