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  • JohnDo3
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2016
    • 1

    #1

    Hey there dear christians!

    Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.

    It's gonna be a long post so brace for it.

    Okay so i have been looking at certain topics and i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know.

    You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.

    Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses, he is so called FORMER fag, as in he likes to fuck dudes assholes, but don't try to get fooled by his words, he is still a fag because once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed, so this ginger fag is in denial and thinks he will fool smart people but he ain't doing very well. Anyways, if ginger is reading this, then well, i hope you enjoy sucking all the dicks and taking it in your ass.

    For the men treating their wives like shit and objects, please know that it makes you look weak, you need to be dominant with a woman but treat her with outmost respect, some of you were talking about buying electrical collars for your women, if i would ever see anything like that on my own eyes i would make sure you would end up in a fucking coma

    Another thing, there is this fucking old man, his name is obvious - Cranky Old Man - You are the ebola of the society, if i would ever meet you on the street i would end breaking your legs you old fuck.

    A small rant on this user - Mary Etheldreda - a fat twat with saggy tits and a vagina that is the size of a whale's mouth. Your smile spreads ebola and if i'd see that shit in real life i would either puke on your face or KO you stiff, you're a horrible human being and i hope you will finally realize that.

    Anyways, fuck all of you sick people, i am a good person, not a saint but good, reading your forums gave me a headache, you deserve to get hanged, you are literally worse than killers and criminals.

    May god help you.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hey there dear christians!

    That's awfully rude, friend. Why do you hate our biblically sound lifestyle?

    What do you have against God, Jesus and the Holy Bible?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hey there dear christians!

      Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
      Okay so i have been looking at certain topics and i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know.
      You're confused, dear. You mistake sharing the Holy Word of God with "midget complex." (hint, read what Moses wrote for Jesus in Leviticus 21:20)

      Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
      You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.
      My, but that's awfully hostile. You do know that we're not the ones who thought of this (Psalm 127:3)? The only difference is, some of us understand the method of conception doesn't matter. Besides, America has a grand body of legislators who are passionately working on installing and protecting private behavior and public policy in syn with God's views on this.

      Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
      Anyways, piffle all of you sick people, i am a good person
      A "good person" barges into a peaceful community and threatens them and their family with violence?

      This is why we need Jesus in our schools.

      This is why we can't have nice things.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #4
        Re: Hey there dear christians!

        Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
        Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.

        It's gonna be a long post so brace for it.

        blah blah blah I hate Jesus and children and puppies and everything that is good and pure in the world blah blah blah

        blah blah blah I'm uncouth and my daddy buggered me when I was a wee lad and I like it blah blah blah

        blah blah blah I'm anally fixated and see homosexuality in even the most innocent of things because I've hidden my faggotery even from myself blah blah blah

        blah blah blah I don't know how to treat women because I crave man-bum blah blah blah

        blah blah blah I especially hate the elderly because I like my men firm and prepubescent blah blah blah

        blah blah blah I'm so gay I can't even recognize beautiful, desirable women when I see them blah blah blah

        May god help me.

        FTFY
        YVW
        BIH
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Nahkriin
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 63

          #5
          Re: Hey there dear christians!

          Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
          Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.

          It's gonna be a long post so brace for it.

          Okay so i have been looking at certain topics and i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know.

          You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.

          Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses, he is so called FORMER fag, as in he likes to piffle dudes assholes, but don't try to get fooled by his words, he is still a fag because once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed, so this ginger fag is in denial and thinks he will fool smart people but he ain't doing very well. Anyways, if ginger is reading this, then well, i hope you enjoy sucking all the dicks and taking it in your ass.

          For the men treating their wives like shit and objects, please know that it makes you look weak, you need to be dominant with a woman but treat her with outmost respect, some of you were talking about buying electrical collars for your women, if i would ever see anything like that on my own eyes i would make sure you would end up in a piffleing coma

          Another thing, there is this piffleing old man, his name is obvious - Cranky Old Man - You are the ebola of the society, if i would ever meet you on the street i would end breaking your legs you old piffle.

          A small rant on this user - Mary Etheldreda - a fat twat with saggy tits and a vagina that is the size of a whale's mouth. Your smile spreads ebola and if i'd see that shit in real life i would either puke on your face or KO you stiff, you're a horrible human being and i hope you will finally realize that.

          Anyways, piffle all of you sick people, i am a good person, not a saint but good, reading your forums gave me a headache, you deserve to get hanged, you are literally worse than killers and criminals.

          May god help you.
          So you come to this Godly forum, disrespect the good folk here then threaten them? Where is your manners boy? Your a guest here, so just show some respect ok? I know it is very hard for unsaved trash like yourself to understand what I'm saying, so I may just be wasting my time.
          John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Hey there dear christians!

            Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
            ...i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know...
            Hmmm... "midget complex"... nope, not in my copy of the DSM-5. I'll have to contact the editors, maybe they'll issue an addendum if you'd be so kind as to list symptoms indicative of this condition. Where's your Psych. degree from, Ronald McDonald U.?

            ...You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know...
            As Mrs. Etheldreda has pointed out above, it's a view shared and endorsed by many high-ranking members of the Republican party. Perhaps you'd like to voice your displeasure at them, too.

            ...Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses...
            John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

            Why do I have to spend so much time explaining basic Christianity to so-called "Christians"?

            ...once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed...
            Expresses his beliefs as facts, then gets his panties in a bunch when others do the same.

            ...you need to be dominant with a woman...
            Why?

            ...you would end up in a piffleing coma...breaking your legs...puke on your face or KO you stiff...
            Oooh, anonymous threats on the internet. Quick, better tell everyone about your enemy kill-count with Seal Team 6 so they take you seriously.

            ...i am a good person, not a saint but good...
            Then not good enough for Jesus.

            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

            That's right, perfect obedience to ALL 630+ commandments, requirements, edicts, directives, call them what you will, contained in the Bible, is what Jesus demands from you in exchange for His offer of getting to praise Him for being Him for eternity. Anything less ---> HELL.

            ...May god help you.
            If the Bible is true, then He will, because they can justify EVERYTHING they say with the Bible (which, btw, is the ONLY evidence we have of Jesus' teachings or even His existence, so you neglect it at your peril as a "Christian").

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            • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
              Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
              • Jan 2012
              • 151

              #7
              Re: Hey there dear christians!

              Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
              You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.
              Oh no! No no no! You want people to be raped? You're a monster!

              My own mother was raped and had me. I'm not a gift? What am I? You sound like these people with their "sins of the father" thing they have failed to ignore in the Bible.

              The Jesus you think you have in your heart is the wrong sort of Jesus. I think you might just be making him up, he sounds so vile.

              Jesus is so lovely when I listen to him.
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              Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2193

                #8
                Re: Hey there dear christians!

                Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
                Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.
                Hello John,

                That is quite an introduction. This surely must one of the most hateful I have seen. At least you make clear you are not a Christian, you know even less of the Bible than me. This brings me to the following:
                Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses, he is so called FORMER fag, as in he likes to piffle dudes assholes, but don't try to get fooled by his words, he is still a fag because once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed, so this ginger fag is in denial and thinks he will fool smart people but he ain't doing very well. Anyways, if ginger is reading this, then well, i hope you enjoy sucking all the dicks and taking it in your ass.
                Sucking all the dicks and taking it in the ass sound like things a homosexual might enjoy. Are you trying to lure this admin (most likely you mean True Christian(TM)) away from his haith? You probably missed it but Leviticus 20:13 forbids him to practice those things anymore. You believe homosexual is a biological defect. As you are not a Christian you have no scripture to hide behind. What is your excuse or are you just a bigot?

                Without kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #9
                  Re: Hey there dear christians!

                  Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
                  i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes,
                  What a terrible thing to say Typical Egyptian.

                  Would you like your The Face Books friends to know that you are the kind of person who would hope that a child will be raped?

                  What would they think of you?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hey there dear christians!

                    Dear Scumbag,

                    It is interesting that you wish rape upon our daughters, but in the same breath, chastise us for allegedly treating our wives like objects.

                    Which is it, boy, are you in favor of dehumanizing women, or are you against it?

                    You can't have it both ways, you little hypocrite.

                    Boy, I'd like to get my hands on you.
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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #11
                      Re: Hey there dear christians!

                      Originally posted by JohnDo3 View Post
                      Various threats, rambling and heathenish opinions, curse words and other drivel deleted for the sake of the children.





                      Strong language is never welcome.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • I Man Rastafari
                        Possibly retarded pothead
                        • Oct 2015
                        • 1019

                        #12
                        Re: Hey there dear christians!

                        Greetings John Do and welcome to this forum. These are wonderful and friendly white people here who are Christians of the Baptist type. They can be very gracious but they do anger easily and some of them are very violent in defense of Jah. I fear that you have angered them. You may not come back to this forum and if that is your decision then it is a wise one. These white people probably know where you are by now and they are probably just waiting for you to make one more insulting and threatening comment to come and get you for counseling. It is possible that they came right over to your house to save you and that is why you have not been back. I hope that is not the case.


                        Jah Guide
                        Trevor
                        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                        • Gay wilson
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2016
                          • 33

                          #13
                          Re: Hey there dear christians!

                          How dare you insult sister Mary like that !!!. You have no right to speak to her in such a rude minor. Well that is to be expected of you since you are clearly a god mocking buffoon. You better apologize to her right now if you want to be saved.
                          I'm angry because my teacher won't let me sniff toilet seats

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: Hey there dear christians!

                            Originally posted by Ray wilson View Post
                            How dare you insult sister Mary like that !!!. You have no right to speak to her in such a rude minor. Well that is to be expected of you since you are clearly a god mocking buffoon. You better apologize to her right now if you want to be saved.
                            Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                            We True Christians are always delighted when unsaved trash insult us. It shows we are doing what Jesus wanted. God's word always brings out anger in those who never truly read it. And scripture twisting racist fake Christian scum like our anonymous friend here are even worse than atheists.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • godaboveall0
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2016
                              • 3

                              #15
                              Re: Hey there dear christians!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              We True Christians are always delighted when unsaved trash insult us. It shows we are doing what Jesus wanted. God's word always brings out anger in those who never truly read it. And scripture twisting racist fake Christian scum like our anonymous friend here are even worse than atheists.
                              Very well said, Sir.


                              My heart falls when I see the words of such unsaved trash. These are exactly the kind of people that make the world the horror it is today. May God help him to see the light and truth.

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