[Gay wilson]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

I just hope this sinner will accept Jesus in his heart. I myself am trying to cure myself of my horrible grammar.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

I just hope this sinner will accept Jesus in his heart. I myself am trying to cure myself of my horrible grammar.

Have you tried prayer yet?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

I was hoping to read a lengthy and thorough introduction, and upon finishing the reading, extend a hearty welcome to our friendly forums. Instead, my heart grew increasingly heavy as I saw your real purpose was to cast aspersion on the Biblical teachings of the esteemed pastors and forum members of Landover Baptist.


How ungodly. How shocking.


Are you sure you're a man? These sound like the railings of a woman experiencing her monthly curse and not the intelligent speech that a Godly, masculine soldier of Christ puts forth every day. Still, in the spirit of God's mercy and love, I have added you to my digital prayer list which automatically rotates every five days to ensure that I pray for everyone twice each month at a minimum. I can jumble the entries and include particularly tough cases for three or four prayers each month. I have seriously considered making you a jumble.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Veronica Brentwood]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

Man with no name,

I just read your vile introduction. Your written words have cemented your fate to the fires of hell. The good Lord has taken your name out of his book of life for the way you have treated the True Christian™members of this Godly forum. Revelation 20:15


You even offended the polite but wayward one eyed pirate rodent who loves swedish meatballs. My poop is holier than you.


I won't be praying or semi fasting for your salvation. Mark 9:29




V.B.


Dictated but not read.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.

It's gonna be a long post so brace for it.

Okay so i have been looking at certain topics and i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know.

You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.

Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses, he is so called FORMER fag, as in he likes to piffle dudes assholes, but don't try to get fooled by his words, he is still a fag because once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed, so this ginger fag is in denial and thinks he will fool smart people but he ain't doing very well. Anyways, if ginger is reading this, then well, i hope you enjoy sucking all the dicks and taking it in your ass.

For the men treating their wives like shit and objects, please know that it makes you look weak, you need to be dominant with a woman but treat her with outmost respect, some of you were talking about buying electrical collars for your women, if i would ever see anything like that on my own eyes i would make sure you would end up in a piffleing coma

Another thing, there is this piffleing old man, his name is obvious - Cranky Old Man - You are the ebola of the society, if i would ever meet you on the street i would end breaking your legs you old piffle.

A small rant on this user - Mary Etheldreda - a fat twat with saggy tits and a vagina that is the size of a whale's mouth. Your smile spreads ebola and if i'd see that shit in real life i would either puke on your face or KO you stiff, you're a horrible human being and i hope you will finally realize that.

Anyways, piffle all of you sick people, i am a good person, not a saint but good, reading your forums gave me a headache, you deserve to get hanged, you are literally worse than killers and criminals.

May god help you.

But a "good person" would NEVER wish death upon these godly Christians

[Basilissa]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

But a "good person" would NEVER wish death upon these godly Christians

I know, right? Posters like these clearly show that we True Christians(tm) are truly a persecuted minority, just like Jesus told us:

2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Hey there dear christians!

Hey there people, it's gonna be my first on this website.

It's gonna be a long post so brace for it.

Okay so i have been looking at certain topics and i figured out that some of you maybe suffer from some midget complex or other inferior problems of some sorts you know.

You say that children of rape are the gift from god, this is extremely shitty thing to say you know, if you think like this i genuinely hope your 15 year old daughter will get raped by 12 black dudes, hope she will have all kinds of children.

Second, i noticed that there is this one admin on this website, he is a little twerpy ginger with glasses, he is so called FORMER fag, as in he likes to piffle dudes assholes, but don't try to get fooled by his words, he is still a fag because once a fag always a fag. I believe that homosexuality is a biological defect that can't be reversed, so this ginger fag is in denial and thinks he will fool smart people but he ain't doing very well. Anyways, if ginger is reading this, then well, i hope you enjoy sucking all the dicks and taking it in your ass.

For the men treating their wives like shit and objects, please know that it makes you look weak, you need to be dominant with a woman but treat her with outmost respect, some of you were talking about buying electrical collars for your women, if i would ever see anything like that on my own eyes i would make sure you would end up in a piffleing coma

Another thing, there is this piffleing old man, his name is obvious - Cranky Old Man - You are the ebola of the society, if i would ever meet you on the street i would end breaking your legs you old piffle.

A small rant on this user - Mary Etheldreda - a fat twat with saggy tits and a vagina that is the size of a whale's mouth. Your smile spreads ebola and if i'd see that shit in real life i would either puke on your face or KO you stiff, you're a horrible human being and i hope you will finally realize that.

Anyways, piffle all of you sick people, i am a good person, not a saint but good, reading your forums gave me a headache, you deserve to get hanged, you are literally worse than killers and criminals.

May god help you.

if you clam to be Christian anywhere else I am certain that God will shake his head in disbelief, you need to read the whole Bible not Parts of it all of it, you will see as I have these people are not wrong in their teachings. I see they do as God commands and respect them for showing me the way to Jesus.