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hi welcome jesus
i am new to this site and i am 13 and I have 2 bibles. Thank you for welcoming me.
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Hello MB13,Originally posted by MosquitoBites13 View Post
Welcome to this forum. What kind of Bibles are those? I ask this because you should pick the right Bible to take your favourite verse from, something you should do as you can read at the top of this (sub) forum where it is explained to you how your introduction should look like (Tell us what church you go to and what your favourite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.)
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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my bibles are king james. one from my best friend anjolie and one from my dad.
this is my favorite
And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
i found jesus when i was five and i had to walk home everyday after school by myself!!!!))<>((Comment
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Re: hi welcome jesus
Hello MB13,Originally posted by MosquitoBites13 View Post
Thank you for the nice introduction. I predict that your choice for a verse from Revelation chapter 15 will please the Christians on this forum, it is a very articulate chapter. Try to be a bit thoughtful with your capitalisation and the Christians might overlook that you forgot to read the terms of service when you signed up for this forum, stating you must be eighteen years or older to register. Nice to meet you!
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Hello, young man.Originally posted by MosquitoBites13 View Post
Have you ever seen the film Gladiator?
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I sure hope "mosquito bites" isn't a reference to something filthy!WARNING:
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Welcome, Boy.
Having two or twenty Bibles will do you no good unless you pray over the scriptures and read them daily. You should give one of those Bibles to a poor person; of course, this is only so if the Bible is a King James Version. You may as well line a bird cage with any other translation.
I assume you realize that your dedication to the LORD is a serious matter and your youth is no excuse to dilly dally around, playing heathenistic video games instead of winning souls for JESUS. I would like to refer you to the good counsel of Dr. Laurence Niles, whose kindness and good works with the youth have made news in many places. So much so that he often, in his humility, asks the press not to publish the articles. Such servitude and meekness are rare in this world, boy. You would do well to learn from him.
He has a nephew who will probably also be a good companion and example for you.
You have been added to my prayer list.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Yep, it's something filthy.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
Listen here, freak, do you get off on posting covert filth in a Christian forum?
You need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior while there's still time.WARNING:
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What kind of bibles do you have? I recommend the LaVey versionRom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.Comment
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Oh... another Godmocking teenage buffoon thinking it's super dangerous and appealing to act like he worships the Devil.Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
It's going to be such a shock when he discovers Hell is as real as the blood of Jesus and it's barbed tallywacker spit roast over a charcoal pit of infinity time.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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