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  • Dawnicorn
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    • Jun 2016
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    #16
    Re: Hello!

    Oh! I believe you are mistaken Elmer for I am a woman of God, there is no homosexual behavior going on in this thread for that would be a sin.
    A recently converted Christian and dedicated mother to my son,and a caring wife to my husband,Zachery.

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    • GlitteryGuts
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      • Jun 2016
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      #17
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Dawnicorn View Post
      Oh! I believe you are mistaken Elmer for I am a woman of God, there is no homosexual behavior going on in this thread for that would be a sin.
      Yes! Of course! I have a lovely, god fearing wife, and I am of course a man!


      YIC,


      Nicholas
      I walk with Christ. I run a christ-centered church with my wife, Erin.

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10289

        #18
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by GlitteryGuts View Post
        Well, I do believe my two new friends are female! And I accept all newcomers to my church, regardless of their pasts or otherwise. Anyone who is willing to accept Christ is a friend of mine!

        Excuse my friendliness, I was taught love by the good and gracious Lord.

        YIC, Have a blessed day,
        Nicholas
        Dear Nicholas,

        We have to be careful. If a person who calls itself "boi" is female, I think we should have some concern. Furthermore, a Bible-Believing female person should have her credentials explained, i.e., a permission by a senior male member of her household to be posting on a Forum.

        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.


        We can never be too careful as the minions of the Enemy are not far behind when it comes to opposing everything that Christ our Lord holds dear and precious.


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • GlitteryGuts
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          • Jun 2016
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          #19
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post

          Dear Nicholas,

          We have to be careful. If a person who calls itself "boi" is female, I think we should have some concern. Furthermore, a Bible-Believing female person should have her credentials explained, i.e., a permission by a senior male member of her household to be posting on a Forum.

          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.


          We can never be too careful as the minions of the Enemy are not far behind when it comes to opposing everything that Christ our Lord holds dear and precious.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          Why must we be suspicious of our newfound friends and brothers/sisters in Christ? If someone is on this forum I doubt they'd be an "enemy" as you call it!


          Though, as a true christian and follower of the Good Lord Christ, I have no enemies. I believe in Matthew:5:44, love thy enemy.


          Looks like you should preach more love, Mr. Elmer! A true christian, as I have seen time and time again, only preaches love! God says we should love everyone.


          Yours in Christ, have a blessed day,
          Nicholas
          I walk with Christ. I run a christ-centered church with my wife, Erin.

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          • datboi
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            • Jun 2016
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            #20
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post

            Dear Nicholas,

            We have to be careful. If a person who calls itself "boi" is female, I think we should have some concern. Furthermore, a Bible-Believing female person should have her credentials explained, i.e., a permission by a senior male member of her household to be posting on a Forum.

            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.


            We can never be too careful as the minions of the Enemy are not far behind when it comes to opposing everything that Christ our Lord holds dear and precious.


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            DATBOI stands for Do A Thing for Our Idol. It's a mantra that I live by daily. I am in fact a female. So sorry for the confusion!

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10289

              #21
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by datboi View Post
              DATBOI stands for Do A Thing for Our Idol. It's a mantra that I live by daily. I am in fact a female. So sorry for the confusion!
              Miss Gender-Confused!

              Idols?! This is extremely bad news!

              God is not very keen on having idols:

              Exodus 20:5
              Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

              A MANTRA?! Let us see what this word actually means: "mantra (from Sanskrit मंत्र) is a sacred utterance, a numinous sound, a syllable, word or phonemes, or group of words in Sanskrit believed by practitioners to have psychological and spiritual powers." I hope you understand that you've placed your offspring also in grave danger! You might be calling Spirits with this "mantra" of yours!

              Leviticus 19:31

              Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.



              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



              PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
              Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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              • GlitteryGuts
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                • Jun 2016
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                #22
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                Miss Gender-Confused!

                Idols?! This is extremely bad news!

                God is not very keen on having idols:

                Exodus 20:5
                Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                A MANTRA?! Let us see what this word actually means: "mantra (from Sanskrit मंत्र) is a sacred utterance, a numinous sound, a syllable, word or phonemes, or group of words in Sanskrit believed by practitioners to have psychological and spiritual powers." I hope you understand that you've placed your offspring also in grave danger! You might be calling Spirits with this "mantra" of yours!

                Leviticus 19:31

                Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.



                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                I'm sure her wording is a little off, Mr. Elmer. I do believe it's late at night where she is. I pray you forgive her for the slip of the tongue.


                Yours in Christ, have a blessed day,
                Nicholas
                I walk with Christ. I run a christ-centered church with my wife, Erin.

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                • Dawnicorn
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                  • Jun 2016
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                  #23
                  Re: Hello!

                  I agree with Nicholas in that we should not be suspicious of our supposed 'enemies', but rather love them as fellow brothers/sisters in Christ.

                  And I can assure you Mr.Elmer that I have permission from my husband to be posting on these forums. I would not go against his word and do so if I was not granted permission, for if I did what kind of God fearing wife would I be?
                  A recently converted Christian and dedicated mother to my son,and a caring wife to my husband,Zachery.

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                  • datboi
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                    • Jun 2016
                    • 4

                    #24
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                    Miss Gender-Confused!

                    Idols?! This is extremely bad news!

                    God is not very keen on having idols:

                    Exodus 20:5
                    Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                    A MANTRA?! Let us see what this word actually means: "mantra (from Sanskrit मंत्र) is a sacred utterance, a numinous sound, a syllable, word or phonemes, or group of words in Sanskrit believed by practitioners to have psychological and spiritual powers." I hope you understand that you've placed your offspring also in grave danger! You might be calling Spirits with this "mantra" of yours!

                    Leviticus 19:31

                    Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    Idol meaning a person or thing that is greatly admired, loved, or revered. My idol is Jesus Christ. I used the word mantra to mean a statement or slogan repeated frequently. So sorry to offend. I did not know these words had such a double meaning.

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8455

                      #25
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by datboi View Post
                      DATBOI stands for Do A Thing for Our Idol. It's a mantra that I live by daily. I am in fact a female. So sorry for the confusion!
                      That would be DATFOI.


                      There is a stench of sulfur here.
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #26
                        Church of the Sacred, founded by myself

                        My question is for the OP:

                        Are you worshiping our Holy Jesus or David Bowie?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #27
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by GlitteryGuts View Post
                          God says we should love everyone.
                          Where?

                          Somehow I missed that verse. It must be hidden between all the ones which list people we should hate (including own family, Luke 14:26).
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • FranklinAndPearl
                            True Christians™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 163

                            #28
                            Re: Hello!

                            Franklin here.

                            My, what luck. Newcomers immediately joining in the same church without research or hesitation, all in the same city (if they are going to attend the same church), and replying to each other within minutes. No, nothing seems fishy here.


                            Here is a word of advice: if you were truly a person of the LORD, you would not blindly join some church, let alone one led by someone named "glitteryguts"...or have you forgotten Matthew 7:15? Or 1 John 4:1?


                            The trolls need to step up their game.

                            Regards, Franklin
                            Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                            • Didymus Much
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #29
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by GlitteryGuts View Post
                              ...welcome to attend our mass on Sundays...
                              Seems legit.







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                              • Howard L. Schlangern
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                                • Jun 2016
                                • 20

                                #30
                                Re: Hello!

                                Originally posted by GlitteryGuts View Post
                                My favourite bible verse
                                That looks like the spelling of one educated in the Mohammedan Nation of Eurotrash

                                Originally posted by GlitteryGuts View Post
                                .You're welcome to attend our mass on Sundays!
                                Catholics celebrate cannibalism and call it a mass, real Christians celebrate Jesus and call it a worship service. You would do better to make your way to the Vatican Training Grounds.

                                I join other in discerning wolves in sheep's clothing

                                In Christ,


                                ~Rev. H.L. Schlangern
                                "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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