hello friends!

[froggo]

this is a very good forum! i'm here to repent my ways and open my heart to jesus

[Basilissa]

Re: hello friends!

this is a very good forum! i'm here to repent my ways and open my heart to jesus

Hello, sweetie, and to our Godly forum!

Now, why don't you try to follow the directions on how to introduce yourself, and tell us what church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

[froggo]

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A Flock Without a Shepard MinistryPhilippians 4:13
I found jesus from being a queer. i knew what i was doing was wrong.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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this is a very good forum! i'm here to repent my ways and open my heart to jesus

Oh friend, I do so hope you're not toying with our hearts! We welcome sincere seekers of the Truth™, and will help in any way we can to help you overcome your addiction to sin and debauchery, to lay down your arms of rebellion against the Lord thy God, and accept His conditions for Unconditional Salvation!

The first thing you need to do is understand just how loathsome and offensive Jesus sees you right now. He doesn't see your face dear, He sees repulsive, disgusting sin. In fact, He likens it to a pile of festering menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! If that's not what you want Him to see in you, if you want Him to forget everything about you that makes you make Him sick (Isaiah 44:22), if you want Him to spare you the ultimate Hell experience for all eternity that He created just for those who refuse to lay down their arms of rebellion against Him (John 3:18) and love Him back for the gift of His temporary death, then you are ready for Salvation!

What you'll want to do is pray. Sincerely. That means you really have to mean it. Like, no fooling yourself (which is hard, because you're the easiest person for you to fool, and also because as an unsaved person, your heart is wicked and deceitful and cannot be trusted; Jeremiah 17:9).

Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved
Acts 16:31

Jesus has already done the hard work. He suffered a very unpleasant weekend for your Salvation. He died, you know, and His death paid the penalty you owe God (Romans 4:25). It doesn't matter that you weren't consulted before the transaction because you're just a mere human (Isaiah 55:8-9), all that matters is that now you know, you receive this gift in faith (Ephesians 2:8-9). Belief in Jesus is only mechanics through which God created forgiveness to work (John 14:6).

The way you accept this gift is through prayer. Any prayer will do, but it helps to hit all the important things. I'm happy to pray this with you. I'll pray now, and you can join in when you're ready. Because Jesus lives outside of time and space, He can hear us together if He wants. I think that would be nice.

Dear LORD,

I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of the Virgin Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that your divine nature means you were impervious to the physical effects of the lack of oxygen in space, that your divine body saved you from any danger of your blood boiling, your eyeballs exploding, or your lungs turning into red slush.

I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.

Please forgive me.

Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.

Please change my heart to want to read the Holy Bible and agree with all of it.

Be my Savior.

By my LORD and Master.

I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.

In Jesus' Name I pray.

[Didymus Much]

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A Flock Without a Shepard Ministry...

[froggo]

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The first thing you need to do is understand just how loathsome and offensive Jesus sees you right now. He doesn't see your face dear, He sees repulsive, disgusting sin. In fact, He likens it to a pile of festering menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6)! If that's not what you want Him to see in you, if you want Him to forget everything about you that makes you make Him sick (Isaiah 44:22), if you want Him to spare you the ultimate Hell experience for all eternity that He created just for those who refuse to lay down their arms of rebellion against Him (John 3:18) and love Him back for the gift of His temporary death, then you are ready for Salvation!

how should i change his image of me? i am sad jesus hates me

[Mary Etheldreda]

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how should i change his image of me? i am sad jesus hates me

Oh, He hates you indeed! He hates you so much that He's perfectly willing to toss your immortal soul, which by the way, is perfectly cognizant of all that it experiences, including pain, physical torture, and extreme emotional distress (Matthew 13:42), right into the fiery pits of Hell (Revelation 20:15)!

The only way to change His image of you is to accept Him as your Lord and Master (John 13:13), and to believe He actually rose from the dead, and say that out loud (Romans 10:9). Until you've been made into a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), you're evil, and He won't acknowledge you (Proverbs 28:9). When you are Born Again, you'll be like... a fleshy automaton powered by the Holy Spirit (1 Corinthians 6:19)! Then you can do no wrong (1 John 3:9)!

[BrotherLarry]

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Oh, I am just reeling from the effects of the Holy Ghost right now as He works on the heart of this person. The LORD has spoken to you, Froggo (is it really Froggo?...seems an odd name unless you were born in a lesser educated place - France, perhaps), and He is reaching out His Nail Scarred Hand(tm) to you. You see, even in His hatred of sin and the obvious putrid state that you find yourself in currently, He has the power to wash you from the tip of your head to the very tip of your toes. Not with soap, not with Lemon Pledge, not with Amish as seen on TV nonsense. No - with Blood.

His shed blood is all it takes to turn you from a smelly wretch into a snow white of sorts. (not like the girl who lived in sin with the homo dwarves - but a really clean person)

If you aren't shouting by now, you must be dead.

But you can't be dead, because you couldn't have posted here. Even I know that. You see, as an equine gnathologist, I have a certain intelligence that isn't seen everyday. I give the glory to God for that, but the fact remains not everyone is or can be an equine gnathologist. This gives my advice to you an air of credibility. And that advice is to kneel wherever you are right now and pray the prayer Sister Mary wrote out for you. This is one of the purest and most perfect prayers I have ever seen - and I have watched many a televangelist attempt to pray for their over-the-air flock.

I can't wait to welcome you and watch you grow in the love of God. If you choose not to accept Him, I promise to wave at you as you burn in Hell, and I hope it brings a small amount of comfort since it will be all I can do at that time. Don't risk it. Surrender to Jesus. Being a slave to the Master is the greatest freedom you will ever experience.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Brother Harold Porter]

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A Flock Without a Shepard MinistryPhilippians 4:13
I found jesus from being a queer. i knew what i was doing was wrong.

Friend, I was also queer for almost 40 years. Like you, I shared my rectum with dozens of anonymous sissies every day.


I won't distract your search for Salvation with my personal details, but I can assure you, they were as sordid as can be imagined.


The daisy-chains of homo-rectal thrusting ejaculations. The man-pile in the motels. The prostate spasms painting the ceiling with gay seed.


Without being specific, can you share your testimony of the choice to be a gay? We want to help.


In Christ

[I Man Rastafari]

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this is a very good forum! i'm here to repent my ways and open my heart to jesus

Greetings froggo! I welcome you to this forum which is for Christians who are mostly white people. Are you a white man? I hope you have stopped being a homo because these white people are angered by sin and the more open and bold the sin the angrier they become. They are well armed and they probably know where you are by now. If you are a Christian they will be very friendly to you as they have usually been toward me even though I am a Black man and Rastafari.