Hello Everyone

[Jonah Stone]

Hello Everyone

I live in England. I'm currently without a job. The people on here sound really friendly so I would love to chat more with you all.


I don't have a favourite Bible verse as I've never read the Bible

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Everyone

Welcome, Mr. Stone. You join several Englishmen who have recently appeared on this Godly forum. We are Christian here and friendly. I am distressed to hear about your unemployed state, but it is our understanding that most Englishmen are now unemployed, owing to the socialism now embraced by the godless wretches of your sad country. Socialists are actually communists who are not ready to admit it. We have them here in America, too, but they are few and mostly confined to the God forsaken Yankee areas.

We come here for Christian fellowship and this site is open to all Christians and those who seek congress with other Christians. Are you saved? I must inform you that we are well aware that we are the target of many unsaved wretches around the world who constantly plot and scheme to make attacks on the Godly folk on this site. We have ways of determining who they are and where they are. If you seek Jesus, you have come to the right place. If you are an unsaved person bent on mayhem, we will find you out and soon.

God Bless!

[Jonah Stone]

Re: Hello Everyone

Thank you Mr Moss, I've never been to church before so I don't know what being a Christian is like. I was put in care as a child so I spent my time in children's homes.

I will promise not to be disruptive, I am not bent on mayhem just to chat to friendly people

[Basilissa]

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Thank you Mr Moss, I've never been to church before so I don't know what being a Christian is like. I was put in care as a child so I spent my time in children's homes.

I will promise not to be disruptive, I am not bent on mayhem just to chat to friendly people

Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!

How about reading the Bible? You can do it for free online here, and after you're done, you will be able to have an actual conversation with us.

[Alvin Moss]

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It was likely Jesus who brought you here, Jonah. Behave yourself and we will try to lead you to salvation.

[Jonah Stone]

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Thank you Mr Basilius

That is really kind of you. Everyone has been so helpful and friendly to me on this site

[Basilissa]

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Thank you Mr Basilius

Ehem, that would be Miss Basilissa, dear.

That is really kind of you. Everyone has been so helpful and friendly to me on this site

We simply follow the Holy Bible, dear. 100% of it, as is, and not as we would like it to be. That's why it's so important for you to start reading in order to be able to meaningfully participate in conversation.

[Jonah Stone]

Re: Hello Everyone

I'm really sorry Miss

I didn't mean to offend you. My teachers at school always said I wasn't that bright which is why I don't have a job and never have.


I'll have a look at the Bible link you posted. I don't like to do a lot of reading as I get bored easily although I like colouring a lot

[Basilissa]

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I'm really sorry Miss

I didn't mean to offend you. My teachers at school always said I wasn't that bright

Then you're on the Right Path to Salvation, dear, because God hates smart people:

1 Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.

1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

[Jonah Stone]

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Thank you Miss. My teacher used to say that a tiny mind is a tidy mind.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings, Jonah. Welcome to this forum. I am not a member of this forum because I am Rastafari from the island of Jamaica and this is a forum for Baptists. Also I am a Black man. These are mostly white people like you but they have become very fond of me and I provide diversity for their forum. I am also a student on sabbatical to work in politics. I have been given a scholarship in order to provide diversity for the University of Wisconsin which is in the state of Wisconsin in Babylon. Currently I am involved in the campaign of Hillary Clinton who wants to save Babylon some more. Her husband was the first Black president of America. Hillary has promised to begin the payment of reparations to Black men for centuries of oppression. The English were responsible for the enslavement of my own ancestors though this fact does not exempt Babylon from paying reparations to me and my family. I think the English should also join America in making up for the past. I myself would like a Range Rover which is made in your country. Do you know the Queen? Someone should talk to her about her responsibility for the Black man.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello Everyone

I'm really sorry Miss

I didn't mean to offend you. My teachers at school always said I wasn't that bright which is why I don't have a job and never have.


I'll have a look at the Bible link you posted. I don't like to do a lot of reading as I get bored easily although I like colouring a lot

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums, where intelligence will never be the virtue faith is! Between the two, which do you think the Lord thy God appreciates? If it was intelligence, all those goofy, nerdy scientists at CERN would be catapulted straight up to Heaven in a single afternoon. But they aren't, and they probably never will be. Why? Because their intelligence gets in the way of glorifying God, that's why God hates it so. It's best to not try to figure thing out too hard (Proverbs 3:5), and trust the Holy Bible has the only information you really need (2 Timothy 3:16).

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Everyone

I don't have a job and never have.

As you have instructed by Sister Basilissa, you must read the whole King James Bible, which was laid down long ago, when England was a Godly country. In it you will find God's word, His law and all the rules, which are many. It's best to start at the beginning (In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1) and read straight through to the end (The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. Revelation 22:21), but, in your case, I think you ought to skip forward to Proverbs 13:4.


The soul of the sluggard desireth, but hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.- Proverbs 13:4

[Jonah Stone]

Re: Hello Everyone

As you have instructed by Sister Basilissa, you must read the whole King James Bible, which was laid down long ago, when England was a Godly country. In it you will find God's word, His law and all the rules, which are many. It's best to start at the beginning (In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1) and read straight through to the end (The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. Revelation 22:21), but, in your case, I think you ought to skip forward to Proverbs 13:4.


The soul of the sluggard desireth, but hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.- Proverbs 13:4

Thank you Mr Moss, I will do my best, I do struggle with big words. Is there a video?

[Jonah Stone]

Re: Hello Everyone

Greetings, Jonah. Welcome to this forum. I am not a member of this forum because I am Rastafari from the island of Jamaica and this is a forum for Baptists. Also I am a Black man. These are mostly white people like you but they have become very fond of me and I provide diversity for their forum. I am also a student on sabbatical to work in politics. I have been given a scholarship in order to provide diversity for the University of Wisconsin which is in the state of Wisconsin in Babylon. Currently I am involved in the campaign of Hillary Clinton who wants to save Babylon some more. Her husband was the first Black president of America. Hillary has promised to begin the payment of reparations to Black men for centuries of oppression. The English were responsible for the enslavement of my own ancestors though this fact does not exempt Babylon from paying reparations to me and my family. I think the English should also join America in making up for the past. I myself would like a Range Rover which is made in your country. Do you know the Queen? Someone should talk to her about her responsibility for the Black man.


Jah Guide
Trevor

Hi Mr Rastafari


I don't know the queen, she lives in a posh bit of London, I don't. I go to the posh bits but the police and store security keep stopping me as they think I steal things.


I can get any car you want. I have a good friend who can get anything if you give him a couple of days notice. Can we trade it for a big bag of weed? Is Wisconsin near London?


Thanks for being so friendly - people here are really nice