Hi all, I'm new here

[Joseph Wickham]

Hi everyone, my name is Joseph Wickman, I am not currently a part of your church but would like to be. My favorite bible verse is Romans 8:6. I came to find you all after I felt like I was losing my way in life and needed God to help me back onto the right path. I hope you all accept me into your church.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hi all, I'm new here

Hi everyone, my name is Joseph Wickman, I am not currently a part of your church but would like to be. My favorite bible verse is Romans 8:6. I came to find you all after I felt like I was losing my way in life and needed God to help me back onto the right path. I hope you all accept me into your church.

Welcome, Brother:


A respectable introduction always brings joy to our hearts. I know it's hard to believe, but there are scores of people who come here to attempt vexation and scorn, and we frown on that quite strongly (Psalm 1:1)


There is much more we'd like to learn about you. For instance, are you a single man or have you a submissive wife? If the latter, how many sons has she provided you upon completion of the disgusting marital act?


I have recently become a certified equine gnathologist and I'm on my way to becoming a veterinarian. I will be pursuing my PhD in Creation Science soon. What is your trade?


Do you own firearms? Are you against witches and sorcery?


We here are the friendliest bunch and we love to see new folk come to praise JESUS with us until the rapture and beyond. If your intentions are pure, you'll join that happy band. If not, well - the LORD's judgments are clear. (Romans 6:23)


COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi all, I'm new here

Hi everyone, my name is Joseph Wickman, I am not currently a part of your church but would like to be. My favorite bible verse is Romans 8:6. I came to find you all after I felt like I was losing my way in life and needed God to help me back onto the right path. I hope you all accept me into your church.

Hello and to our friendly forum! Praise for bringing you here to get back on the road to Salvation! It looks like He decided not to lead you into eternal damnation like He does to other sinners:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Hi all, I'm new here

Hi everyone, my name is Joseph Wickman, I am not currently a part of your church but would like to be. My favorite bible verse is Romans 8:6. I came to find you all after I felt like I was losing my way in life and needed God to help me back onto the right path. I hope you all accept me into your church.

Hello and welcome to this lovely forum, Mr. Wickham! I, too, have joined this forum partially to recuperate my own broken faith. I hope we can lead and support each other in our path away from Hell!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi all, I'm new here

Welcome, Mr. Wickham. You seem earnest in your introduction, which is a far different state of affairs than the usual new comer's introduction. Many of those are introductions from the damned, people who have nothing better to do with their wasted lives than to vex Christians. Still, there is some information we would like to have about you which is lacking. Where do you live? What is your own congregation? Are you menaced by the Devil's people and rampaging Negroes? What is your profession? How many are your sons? What revolver do you favor? Are you in funds?

Please do give us a more expansive account of yourself, that we may know you.

God Bless!