Please Help!

[Julian Bunt]

I'm a 48 year old straight male and I have a serious problem. I have been atheist all my life and I have come to a conclusion, I want to become a true patriotic christian. Now seems simple right, well... the problem is I'm not circumcised and I need to be. Can some one please help me find the best circumcision specialist that you know... I want it done right.

Thanks,
Julian Bunt

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Please Help!

Before you start pestering us with questions, how about a proper introduction? See what it says at the top of the page?

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And please learn to capitalize the word Christian.

[Basilissa]

Re: Please Help!

I'm a 48 year old straight male and I have a serious problem. I have been atheist all my life and I have come to a conclusion, I want to become a true patriotic christian. Now seems simple right, well... the problem is I'm not circumcised and I need to be. Can some one please help me find the best circumcision specialist that you know... I want it done right.

Thanks,
Julian Bunt

Are you some kind of a Jew, dear? Because the Holy Bible is quite clear about that issue:

Galatians 5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Please Help!

I'm a 48 year old straight male and I have a serious problem. I have been atheist all my life and I have come to a conclusion, I want to become a true patriotic christian. Now seems simple right, well... the problem is I'm not circumcised and I need to be. Can some one please help me find the best circumcision specialist that you know... I want it done right.

Thanks,
Julian Bunt

Why do you feel it is necessary to describe yourself as "straight"? Almost all men are heterosexual. Normal men do not present themselves to strangers and announce they are straight. You must be a Democrat.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Please Help!

Normal men do not present themselves to strangers and announce they are straight.

Precisely what I thought, Brother Alvin, though I thought it best to let one of the men deal with the problem. So is the consensus that what we have here is a closet-homosexual Democrat non-compliant Jew in denial? In that case he needs more than a mohel.

Sadly, my prayer calendar is full of worthier causes.