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hello i am come here today as today this day of 30th of October 2016 I realise that jesus christ is our true lord and our true savior and I would like a saving? I have follow an allah for a long time and I need helpp to convert yes or no? can i be a saved gentle man? i was reading the rules yes but its hard as english is hard for me as i am just an unwashed [NEGROIDAL-LIKE] monkey but i would really like some help for being saved so if you know where i can start repent? yes I want to repenting and also I am had enough of islam as i think i don't like mohammed? and also i also am islam currently but you can help as i heard from the man at the church about this forumm he said you will help me stop being a sinner and become a better man who may live forever more? thanks in advance!!
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What man at which church? We always like to know who is recommending us!Originally posted by Sorry Muslim View Post
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it is was the manchester christian church and the man was called farther?Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostWhat man at which church? We always like to know who is recommending us!Comment
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If you think that you will use honeyed words to worm your way into our church to set off a bomb, you are sadly mistaken. We are well armed and skilled at repelling the unsaved wretches who come among us for mayhem.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Please sir I am of have no bombing just one alarming clock!Originally posted by Alvin Moss View PostComment
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Brother Alvin, I fear you have hit the nail on the head.
I don't know of any True Christian(tm) churches in Manchester (though I'm not an expert on northern matters, as my family avoids the slums). If the man was called father, it was probably a catholic so-called-church and I do not believe, not for one single moment, that such a person would send you to us.Originally posted by Sorry Muslim View Post
Would you care to reconsider your story? Tell us, what is your native language.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Native language? Mine favorite is English surely.Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostComment
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Well PRAISE JESUS!Originally posted by Sorry Muslim View Post
I do so hope your desire is legitimate, and a reflection of your true heart and not a kind of joke to laugh with your friends. I pray you really mean this, really, deeply, and truly.
Since you have confessed your need of a Savior, you need only to confess your sins and accept Christ as your Lord and Master! There's no specific way to do this, but some ways are more effective than others, and you don't want to give God the wrong idea.
If you'd like, I'll pray with you:
Dear LORD,
I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of the Virgin Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that your divine nature means you were impervious to the physical effects of the lack of oxygen in space, that your divine body saved you from any danger of your blood boiling, your eyeballs exploding, or your lungs turning into red slush.
I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.
Please forgive me.
Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.
Please change my heart to want to read the Holy Bible and agree with all of it.
Be my Savior.
By my LORD and Master.
I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.
In Jesus' Name I pray.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hi. I must commend your name choice, as you're the sorriest Muslim I've encountered in a while.
Why haven't you read the Bible yet? They're free (if you ask nicely) at many churches. If you've already firebombed all your local churches, you can read it online here: www.kingjbible.com
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Stop picking on Mary, a True Christian, and go read a Bible!Originally posted by Sorry Muslim View PostGod is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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I am sorry if I have offend. Is a Syrian Bible?Originally posted by Anne Sayne View PostComment
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Honey, I see your major problem is the language barrier. ¿Habla español? Sprechen sie deutsch? Panimayietie pa russkiy? Czy mówi pan po polsku? Parlez vous français? Runasimita rimankichu? We have several members here who can accommodate your learning needs in many languages, even non Indo-European ones.Originally posted by Sorry Muslim View Post
As far as the Bible goes, you can find it in any translation, even in that Arabic abomination of yours (I don't know if it's a complete translation, because I don't read chicken scratches, but based on my survey of some of the languages I know, some translations are incomplete). Here is the list of translations.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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We can probably find a Bible in your own language if only you will tell us the name of your language. What is your language called?Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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I'm speak a Arabic yes? lika one in this photosOriginally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
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