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  • HillarysNightmare
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2016
    • 1

    #1

    The Monster that is Clinton

    If we let the glory that is Donald Trump and his orange God-worshipping hair lose, then we let Clinton WIN. She wants to take away our guns, our life, our freedom, and most of all, is a Satanist. As you can see, she's trying to run for president! As a woman! And it seems so many of us have been corrupted, I mean, people claiming a woman, a WOMAN of all sinners should lead America? No. We shall fight!
    Please, if you see anyone worshipping monkeys, contact a pastor and begin the stoning sequence IMMEDIATELY.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12986

    #2
    Re: The Monster that is Clinton

    Originally posted by HillarysNightmare View Post
    If we let the glory that is Donald Trump and his orange God-worshipping hair lose, then we let Clinton WIN. She wants to take away our guns, our life, our freedom, and most of all, is a Satanist. As you can see, she's trying to run for president! As a woman! And it seems so many of us have been corrupted, I mean, people claiming a woman, a WOMAN of all sinners should lead America? No. We shall fight!
    That's very sweet, dear, but this is called an Introduction Forum for a reason.

    The directions on how to proceed are conveniently spelled out on the top of this page.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11467

      #3
      Re: The Monster that is Clinton

      Originally posted by HillarysNightmare View Post
      If we let the glory that is Donald Trump and his orange God-worshipping hair lose, then we let Clinton WIN. She wants to take away our guns, our life, our freedom, and most of all, is a Satanist. As you can see, she's trying to run for president! As a woman! And it seems so many of us have been corrupted, I mean, people claiming a woman, a WOMAN of all sinners should lead America? No. We shall fight!

      Your enthusiasm is commendable. Your point of view is on point with many of our perspectives. However, you have not offered a proper introduction.


      You need to state your bona fides which includes your location, home or most recent church and how you came to know Jesus as your Personal Lord and Savior. Moreover, it would be helpful if you were to include a favored Bible verse so as to demonstrate your knowledge and commitment to God's Holy Word.


      Remember, only.


      Scrutinizingly Yours,
      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: The Monster that is Clinton

        Originally posted by HillarysNightmare View Post
        I mean, people claiming a woman, a WOMAN of all sinners should lead America? No. We shall fight!
        Indeed, we shall fight! We shall fight with the greatest weapon the LORD has unleashed upon the earth:


        PRAYER!
        And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing,
        but by prayer and fasting.
        Mark 9:29
        The Power resides in the LORD, the King of Kings. Our part is to believe, believe with passion, with faith, with steadfastness, despite all indications to the contrary, despite how others may mock or ridicule us or our champion, Donald Trump.



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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