Greetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..
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Hello andOriginally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostGreetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..
to our forum!
I look forward towards praising Jesus together!
What a great verse! However I think you left out a fragment of it:
Hebrews 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
Indeed. We need not to covet and be content with whatever we have, and God will never leave us.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostGreetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..
Well, that's a start. Now that you are here, we will be happy to share God's Word with you so that you can REALLY know Jesus as we do.
I imagine that the pastors might like a little more information, but I am willing to extend you a provisional welcome.
Salutaciously Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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I feel like if your visions were realistic, and not just your assumption that they are realistic, then you would have known to use God's favorite Bible, the King James Version Holy Bible, which says,Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostGreetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..Let your conversation be without covetousness;But you didn't. And you don't go to church, which is something the Lord thy God feels very strongly about. Church is where True Christians™ gather together to love one another (1 John 4:12), encourage one another (Hebrews 3:13), inspire each other (Hebrews 10:24), serve one another (Galatians 5:13), support one another (Romans 15:14), honor one another (Romans 12:10), and be kind and compassionate to one another (Ephesians 4:32). We also exchange recipes for potluck, finalize details for Wednesday night service, let homeschooled children be socialized for the week, and help fund important missionary supplies. But if you're above all that, and if you are indeed God's special exclusion, then far be it from me to say anything.
and be content with such things as ye have:
for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Look I know what I could see im not insane, I only inferred it was an assumption, because then I knew I would see some irrelevant criticism.
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Please rewrite this in complete, coherent sentences. Thank you.Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostLook I know what I could see im not insane, I only inferred it was an assumption, because then I knew I would see some irrelevant criticism.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Look, I know what I could see, I am not insane. In addition, I only suggested it as an assumption because I know I would unfortunately receive some more ridiculous criticism from you. P.S If you could already see what I wrote no point for asking me to rewrite it.
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I saw it, I couldn't understand it. Thank you for taking the time to rewrite it. Will you refuse the council of True Christians™ (Hebrews 10:24)?Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostLook, I know what I could see, I am not insane. In addition, I only suggested it as an assumption because I know I would unfortunately receive some more ridiculous criticism from you. P.S If you could already see what I wrote no point for asking me to rewrite it.
You believe you know what you saw, but you may not have interpreted it correctly. If it was truly Jesus, you would bear the fruit of one who has been blessed by Him. As it stands, it appears perhaps it was Lucifer, posing as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14), and you, being eager and gullible, accepted your thoughts (or his), regardless of the lack of corroborating evidence. In general, dear, assurances of knowledge should never be mistaken for actual knowledge.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Sadly, I've gotten an unnecessary infraction, so I guess no new thread for me, so if any would like to pose an valid argument about if girls, (aged 8 - 18) should own things such as a variety of things from PINK, Victoria Secret, tight shirts, skinny jeans, bikinis, all the makeup they want, etc.... Then im happy to hear your thoughts, my feelings are I think its not wrong for girls to wear any of this.
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Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostI saw it, I couldn't understand it. Thank you for taking the time to rewrite it. Will you refuse the council of True Christians™ (Hebrews 10:24)?
You believe you know what you saw, but you may not have interpreted it correctly. If it was truly Jesus, you would bear the fruit of one who has been blessed by Him. As it stands, it appears perhaps it was Lucifer, posing as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14), and you, being eager and gullible, accepted your thoughts (or his), regardless of the lack of corroborating evidence. In general, dear, assurances of knowledge should never be mistaken for actual knowledge.
Im sorry, but unfortunately, im certainly not eager or gullible about this, and its a fact and not an assumption and there is no way for showing what I could see, trust me its not an assurance I know what I saw, it wasn't any illusion. But please go on ahead and not believe me, its not like you are offending me.
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Where did I say your vision was an illusion?Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostIm sorry, but unfortunately, im certainly not eager or gullible about this, and its a fact and not an assumption and there is no way for showing what I could see, trust me its not an assurance I know what I saw, it wasn't any illusion. But please go on ahead and not believe me, its not like you are offending me.
I said it probably was not from Jesus.
Important difference, dear.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Ok, well thank you for your opinion. I wish you could understand it wasn't from Satan, but the hell with that.
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Well, you haven't given us any reason to believe it was from Jesus. So, maybe another demon? Or maybe a demon simply touched a couple nerves in your brain together and while you really did see something in that your brain perceived vision, the thing you saw was never outside your head the whole time.Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostOk, well thank you for your opinion. I wish you could understand it wasn't from Satan, but the hell with that.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It seems that you deeply misunderstand us, honey. Having opinions is really bad - it can lead to having a negative opinion about some of the moral guidelines of the Holy Bible (which include but are not limited to approval of genocide, slavery, racism, and oppression of women). Hence, we do not hold opinions. We simply stick to what the Holy Bible says and try not to think too much about it.Originally posted by MalicedCrusader View PostOk, well thank you for your opinion. I wish you could understand it wasn't from Satan, but the hell with that.
We chose to be fools for Christ's sake:
1 Corinthians 4:10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.
I hope that was helpful, dear.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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I don't need to give you or anybody a bloody reason, I am done with you I only share way inner insight of things with people who can argue with way higher intelligence.
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