I think I have found my people

[Chad J. Harding]

Hello fellow christians!

I am an ex-marine who's always been a believer. I wasn't quite at home though with all these liberals and false teachings, until I found this forum.


My favorite passage is [Leviticus 20:13] "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Which I think is funny cause today homosexuals can walk around with no repercussions.


Nice to meet you,
Chad

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Chad. We are friendly Christians who come to this site for fellowship and praise. We are God's people and if you are such, then you have found your people. Do tell us more. What is your congregation? Who is your pastor? How many are your sons? What revolver do you favor?

We thirst for your testimony.

God Bless!

[Basilissa]

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to our Godly Forum, Mr. Harding!

I'm looking forward to your reply to Brother Alvin's questions.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Which I think is funny cause today homosexuals can walk around with no repercussions.

Nothing in the Bible is funny, Mr Harding. I say this with all due respect, because you are an American Marine and it seems that a Christian too; and I'm nothing but a lesser race humble man.

Nice to meet you,
Chad

Nice to meet you too.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Mr. Chad Harding! I can tell by your name that you are a white man so you will be welcomed here by these white Baptists. I am not a white man or a Baptist but these are very fine white people and they have grown used to me and they have been very tolerant of my Negro ways. These white people are very friendly as long as you do not make them angry. They seem to be very well armed so I do not say too much to anger them. In Jamaica which is my home I found it is best to be polite to armed people. I know that you will be welcomed here and I am very proud to make your acquaintance.


Jah Guide!

[Chad J. Harding]

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Hello. Sorry for the late answer I was busy canceling my current church fellowship. So let me tell me tell you guys a little bit about myself.

I have 9 straight sons, which all own my favorite revolver the Apache. However, I saw one them watch that Satanic TV-show "The Price is Right" yesterday. How do I proceed?


Formally, my pastor is known as Anduin but he is not really my true pastor (I heard he likes gay buttsex)


Nice to meet you all! I look forward to knowing you better!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Harding! How proud you must be to have so many decent, morally upstanding sons! Tell me, does your wife homeschool them all? Are any of them old enough to have built their own homes on their own homesteads? Have they wives to help with the farm animals and plowing the fields? You must tell us your favorite preparations for natural disasters and/or the Coming of Christ. I know some people like to purchase Jim Bakker's preppers supplies in bulk, but I find that cheating. My daughters know how to mill wheat in the kitchen, make flour from various nuts, dry fruits and vegetables, dehydrate meats, and the boys know how to gut and butcher dear, wild turkey, wild boars, and otter (Mr. Etheldreda believes fish is too popular with the homers to feed to our boys, and I must say I quite agree). Also, with so many children, we have quite a storage of food and capsules made from the placenta God gave us with each child.

[Chad J. Harding]

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Yes maam! All my boys are homeschooled thats how we made sure they all turned out straight it hurt me to tell you this but one of had homosexual thoughts before we homeschooled and smacked it out of him. God bless we made it out of that hell hole.

with all respect Mary, arent your preparations a little bit atheistic? surely with faith together with sacrifice we can get accepted in the arms of Jesus?


God Bless!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Yes maam! All my boys are homeschooled thats how we made sure they all turned out straight it hurt me to tell you this but one of had homosexual thoughts before we homeschooled and smacked it out of him. God bless we made it out of that hell hole.

Amen! Sister Daisy shares one mother's success story: Spank Away The Gay!

with all respect Mary, arent your preparations a little bit atheistic? surely with faith together with sacrifice we can get accepted in the arms of Jesus?

God Bless!

Perhaps you are confused. I prepare food for my family to eat, Jesus prepares us for Salvation.

[Nobar King]

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Wow, 9 sons! That is a lot of kids.

[Alvin Moss]

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Hello. Sorry for the late answer I was busy canceling my current church fellowship. So let me tell me tell you guys a little bit about myself.

I have 9 straight sons, which all own my favorite revolver the Apache. However, I saw one them watch that Satanic TV-show "The Price is Right" yesterday. How do I proceed?


Formally, my pastor is known as Anduin but he is not really my true pastor (I heard he likes gay buttsex)


Nice to meet you all! I look forward to knowing you better!

I must confess that I am somewhat puzzled by your comment. Firstly, your choice of revolvers is difficult to understand for a Christian man. When a righteous man is confronted by sinners in need of dispatchment, he draws his revolver in manly fashion and shoots them down one at a time. A real artist will attempt to cause the bodies to fall in such a fashion as to pile one upon another for neatness.

The Apache revolver has no barrel and cannot be fired at a target more than a couple of feet away. It is mainly used to sneak up on unsuspecting wretches and shoot them at point blank range without them ever knowing that justice is upon them. Further, it often includes a knife and usually has a handle of brass knuckles. These last two features are not manly and are primarily used by Mexicans and Frenchmen. In short, your preferred revolver is one favored by sneaking criminals. How can this be possible?

Also, you seem preoccupied with homosexuality. Why do feel it necessary to tell us that all your sons are "straight"? This is a term used by homos. Almost all men are "straight" as you describe normality. You didn't mention whether or not they have hair and fingernails. Why do you tell us about their normal sexual inclinations?

Many come here claiming to be Christian, but most turn out to be godless wretches. Why don't you tell us a little more and perhaps you can put our suspicions to rest.

[BrotherLarry]

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Hello fellow christians!

I am an ex-marine who's always been a believer. I wasn't quite at home though with all these liberals and false teachings, until I found this forum.


My favorite passage is [Leviticus 20:13] "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Which I think is funny cause today homosexuals can walk around with no repercussions.


Nice to meet you,
Chad

Chad,
Everything about your post screams flaming homosexual.
As others have pointed out, the Bible is not "funny," and your implication that queers can walk around without repercussion is rather backward. They may walk around like that for now, but one fine day there will be a huge heap of them burning in the pits of perdition, their lispy, limp wristed screams ringing through the sulfurous smoky night air.


Also, there is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Ever heard the term "Semper Fi," Chad? Have you? I think not, because no one would say that to anyone who hadn't been through the grueling, masculine manly macho training that every chiseled, muscular, hard bodied, brave, sweaty and handsome Marine goes through in service to God's Favorite Country, the United States of America.


I question whether you have nine sons or rather nine houseboys that are being used for your sinful desires. I've heard of grown men who go to foreign countries to obtain sex slaves - often from the Philippines since they are so easy to lure into a luxury jet with the promise of a sprawling mansion and constant candy. Is that what you do, sir?


May God have mercy on your soul. Welcome to God's favorite forums, where you will find the love of Jesus everywhere!


Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[God&DD]

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Praise The Lord you spanked the gay out of him! I don't know what I would do if a child of mine had thoughts about the same sex.

Yes maam! All my boys are homeschooled thats how we made sure they all turned out straight it hurt me to tell you this but one of had homosexual thoughts before we homeschooled and smacked it out of him. God bless we made it out of that hell hole.

with all respect Mary, arent your preparations a little bit atheistic? surely with faith together with sacrifice we can get accepted in the arms of Jesus?


God Bless!

[God&DD]

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Sir that was so well stated I'm lost for words.


The Bible isn't a joke or something to mess with: people think man's law is important? They know nothing if they don't abide God's Laws. I can't comment on the rest because I don't know what sounds gay but if there are any homosexual thoughts they need to be repented for, chastised, and NEVER return to that Godless sinful, and in my opinion, disgusting way of life again.

Chad,
Everything about your post screams flaming homosexual.
As others have pointed out, the Bible is not "funny," and your implication that queers can walk around without repercussion is rather backward. They may walk around like that for now, but one fine day there will be a huge heap of them burning in the pits of perdition, their lispy, limp wristed screams ringing through the sulfurous smoky night air.


Also, there is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Ever heard the term "Semper Fi," Chad? Have you? I think not, because no one would say that to anyone who hadn't been through the grueling, masculine manly macho training that every chiseled, muscular, hard bodied, brave, sweaty and handsome Marine goes through in service to God's Favorite Country, the United States of America.


I question whether you have nine sons or rather nine houseboys that are being used for your sinful desires. I've heard of grown men who go to foreign countries to obtain sex slaves - often from the Philippines since they are so easy to lure into a luxury jet with the promise of a sprawling mansion and constant candy. Is that what you do, sir?


May God have mercy on your soul. Welcome to God's favorite forums, where you will find the love of Jesus everywhere!


Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry