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  • Milkshakecrusader
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 54

    #1

    What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

    Happy Black Friday everyone! I will hitting up all the stores to stock up on makeup, huge haul from Victoria Secret/PINK, bikinis, shoe hauls, Hair products, buying perfume and lotions from Bath and Body Works, lots of Calvin Klein intimates, and Abercrombie Skinny Jean Haul, and maybe some nice jewelry, (Such as red ruby earrings, or a peal necklace, etc... If some money is left over. What are you guys planning to do?
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

    Originally posted by Milkshakecrusader View Post
    Happy Black Friday everyone! I will hitting up all the stores to stock up on makeup, huge haul from Victoria Secret/PINK, bikinis, shoe hauls, Hair products, buying perfume and lotions from Bath and Body Works, lots of Calvin Klein intimates, and Abercrombie Skinny Jean Haul, and maybe some nice jewelry, (Such as red ruby earrings, or a peal necklace, etc... If some money is left over. What are you guys planning to do?
    Not being gaywise? Not be so focussed on your own stuff?

    Matthew 6:19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

    Some of us are actually nice people.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

      Hello Milkshake,

      It sounds like you have a lot of money to spend. Are you sure you're tithing enough?
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      • Milkshakecrusader
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2016
        • 54

        #4
        Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        Not being gaywise? Not be so focussed on your own stuff?

        Matthew 6:19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

        Some of us are actually nice people.

        YIC
        Im not being gaywise, im a girl and I focus on many things not just my own stuff.

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        • Milkshakecrusader
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          • Nov 2016
          • 54

          #5
          Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Hello Milkshake,

          It sounds like you have a lot of money to spend. Are you sure you're tithing enough?
          Well, I usually dont tithe I only give to the poor in my neighborhood (Which is rarely anyone)

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          • Segoosuoia
            Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
            • Dec 2015
            • 80

            #6
            Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

            I've gotta go to work in a bit. I'm the piano player in a restaurant, and I only play on the weekend, as that's when people will be there. Black Friday shopping sounds like it would be fun, but I really can't handle big crowds and everybody jostling each other out of the way. Also, I'm broke, lol.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12992

              #7
              Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

              Originally posted by Milkshakecrusader View Post
              What are you guys planning to do?
              That's an odd question. I plan to do what Jesus wants me to do, every day, be it Friday, Monday, or any other day:

              1 Thessalonians 5:
              17 Pray without ceasing.



              Originally posted by Milkshakecrusader View Post
              Well, I usually dont tithe I only give to the poor in my neighborhood (Which is rarely anyone)
              Then God doesn't love you:

              2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, [so let him give]; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • I Man Rastafari
                Possibly retarded pothead
                • Oct 2015
                • 1019

                #8
                Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                Black Friday is the traditional day for Black people to disrupt the holiday shopping of white people. It is a holiday for Black people that has been robbed by the white man just like everything else. Today there are dozens of Black people who have taken the day off from their jobs in the retail industry on the street corners of the Black neighborhoods in Chicago to march for justice in the white shopping areas.

                The white police always try to disrupt our constitutional right to break store windows and beat white people who act rudely but they will not be successful. After the marches we will come into the stores and begin our annual drive to redistribute the items on sale there. Everyone is urged to bring a large bag for the things they need to take.
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?



                  No, not really.

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8418

                    #10
                    Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                    Black Friday is just a day of vulgar conspicuous consumption for those who disregard Matthew 6:19.
                    Thanksgiving is not a holiday in this benighted land, but all True Christians™ here celebrate it nonetheless, giving thanks to God for the United States of America!
                    There is always a lot of the drier, less tasty parts of the turkeys (we usually have 3 or 4) leftover, so the family custom is to send one of the kitchen staff out early on Friday morning to get yesterday's stale bread from the local bakery and a jumbo pot of margarine. The womenfolk then spend the morning making delicious sandwiches for the homeless, who sleep in the former Catlick church - now thankfully derelict.

                    At lunchtime, my boys go and hand them out, together with helpful, hand-illustrated Bible tracts. Hebrews 13:5 is a particular favorite, as is 2 Thessalonians 3:8-12.

                    We shall all sleep soundly tonight, confident that we have done our best to spread God's Holy Word.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Brother Gonzalez
                      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 2087

                      #11
                      Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                      I thought Black Friday was about stealing pies, smoking crack and listening to rap music.

                      Well, I almost got it right.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Milkshakecrusader
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2016
                        • 54

                        #12
                        Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                        I thought Black Friday was about stealing pies, smoking crack and listening to rap music.

                        Well, I almost got it right.
                        Not for the decent shoppers.

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                        • I Man Rastafari
                          Possibly retarded pothead
                          • Oct 2015
                          • 1019

                          #13
                          Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post


                          No, not really.

                          Those people who are roasting the white people are dressed in traditional Mexican costumes but I do not think they are Mexicans. The one on the left seems familiar to me. I recognize the mask he is wearing as one of the padded face masks that the assistants of Mr. George Soros wear to preserve their teeth during peaceful protests because the police sometimes attack with violence when there are Black protests. This video of the punishments meted out to white racists will do much to demonstrate our solidarity with the people.
                          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                          • Milkshakecrusader
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2016
                            • 54

                            #14
                            Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            That's an odd question. I plan to do what Jesus wants me to do, every day, be it Friday, Monday, or any other day:

                            1 Thessalonians 5:
                            17 Pray without ceasing.





                            Then God doesn't love you:


                            2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, [so let him give]; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
                            That's interesting that God doesn't love me because since there is rarely any homeless people in my neighborhood to give to.

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                            • Roland
                              Obese Swedish Meatball
                              Delusional Forum Member
                              • May 2014
                              • 2193

                              #15
                              Re: What is everyone else doing on Black Friday?

                              Originally posted by Milkshakecrusader View Post
                              Not for the decent shoppers.
                              Isn´t ¨decent shoppers¨ in contradiction with ¨black friday¨? Video evidence of previous years seem to either consolidate this point of view or cast doubt on what is to be considered ¨decent¨. Would you care to elaborate?
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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