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  • noahiamwiththelord
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 3

    #1

    Hello brothers and Sisters.

    My name is Noah. I am believer of Christ as our saviour. I actively spread the word of god in public events and do my best to contribute. My favourite Bible verse is John 1:5. I was raised in a strong Christian family and want to contribute via modern methods such as the computer. I believe that everyone who wants can be saved. I am glad to have found this wonderful community and hope to be accepted and given a chance to express my love for the word of God.

    Love, Noah.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978

    #2
    Re: Hello brothers and Sisters.

    Originally posted by noahiamwiththelord View Post
    My name is Noah. I am believer of Christ as our saviour. I actively spread the word of god in public events and do my best to contribute. My favourite Bible verse is John 1:5. I was raised in a strong Christian family and want to contribute via modern methods such as the computer. I believe that everyone who wants can be saved. I am glad to have found this wonderful community and hope to be accepted and given a chance to express my love for the word of God.

    Love, Noah.
    Hello Noah and to our Godly forum! Are you married? How many sons do you have?

    What a beautiful verse you've chosen, especially if we look at it in context of this one:

    Isaiah 45:
    7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

    We should thank God every day for creating not only darkness and evil but also light and peace! After all, He could just have created the evil, and think how much worse our world would be in such situation! It would be war and starvation for all without having anybody enjoying any peace and abundance.

    Praise for creating some peace, and thus allowing True Christians™ to live happy comfortable lives while less deserving folks suffer in misery!

    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • noahiamwiththelord
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2016
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Hello brothers and Sisters.

      Thank you kind Basilissa for that welcome, no I was not fortunate enough to meet the love of my life and even more sadly I did not father a child. I am however always honored by the presence of the Lord. And what a beautiful verse you have provided! I thank you for your kindheartedness!

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2262

        #4
        Re: Hello brothers and Sisters.

        A warm, manly embrace and welcome to you, Noah.


        First, I must admonish you that you should get a haircut. (1 Corinthians 11:14) This is not to say you should shave it altogether, but perhaps style it as I do, in a manly, short and attractive fashion.


        Shaving your head can result in dire circumstances. (2 Kings 2:23,24)


        Do you have sisters? (Are they more attractive than you?) I am in search of a wife to clean and cook for me as I work toward my Ph.D. in Creation Science. I am a great catch, since not only am I exceptionally handsome, but I am educated and a practicing equine gnathologist, destined to serve the Lord's horses one day. I also recently passed a veterinary quiz, so my worth to this world is apparent. I owe it ALL to Jesus, whose blood washed me clean from the sins of papism thanks to the good people of this church.


        Have you become a raging homosexual since you have not yet found a woman? I hope not, since this is a terrible thing in God's eyes. We have many men in this church who will nurture you back to straightness - Glory! But you must confess your evil sins to us, no matter how decrepit and black. We love details since it helps us to prepare a proper way of Salvation(R) for you.


        I shall be praying for you and I look forward to reading about all the sins you've committed in your life. (James 5:16) (1 John 1:9)


        COME, LORD JESUS!
        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Hello brothers and Sisters.

          Welcome. Noah. All who come seeking fellowship with other Christians and wish to offer praise are welcome at this friendly forum. We are Christian here and seekers after other Christians. Do tell us of your walk with Jesus. We'd like to know your congregation and Pastor. What part of the country do you call home?

          God Bless.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14372

            #6
            Re: Hello brothers and Sisters.
            JOHN 1 . KJV . look up
            1
            In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
            2 The same was in the beginning with God.
            3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
            4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
            5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.


            Originally posted by noahiamwiththelord View Post
            My favourite Bible verse is John 1:5. I was raised in a strong Christian family and want to contribute via modern methods such as the computer. I believe that everyone who wants can be saved.

            That is a great passage explaining how Jesus created the universe and how we can know it's true, because we are alive. Not everyone wants to be Saved of course indeed many people wouldn't even know what Saved was in the first place. Then there are people who think they're saved but are not.

            The people I'd like to ask you about are the ones who don't think they're Saved..but are.

            MATTHEW 25 . KJV . look up
            31-32
            When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
            33-36 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
            37-40 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
            41-46 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not. Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me. And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.


            Would those righteous people, the ones who were surprised to discover they'd been Saved, have needed to know about Jesus at all? Sure, those who knew about Jesus but didn't think they'd done anything for Him (even though they had) are included but do you think anyone not deserving infinite torment by fire could have been spared without wanting to be Saved?

            It's just something I wonder about sometimes; welcome to Landover and I trust you'll find the fellowship you seek here.

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