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  • Godness
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2016
    • 1

    #1

    Hello there!

    Im 17 years old female and I have quite big ego.
    I'm intrested in learning KJ Bible, but in my country, it's hard to get, because I am from Estonia and most people here(including myself) are atheists. But I find your site quite interesting and I'd like to learn more.

    Lots of sunshine,
    Godness.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: Hello there!

    Hello dear and to our Godly forum!

    It's so sad to hear someone admit to being an atheist. Aren't you ashamed of being a fool?

    Psalm 14:1-3
    1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

    2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

    3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

    I will pray for you.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hello there!

      Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! I hope your ego is big and bouncy and soft to land on, for when you get Sparta-kicked right into Hell with all your commie friends, it'll be the only comfort you have!

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Michael Hezekiah Esq
        Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
        • Sep 2016
        • 256

        #4
        Re: Hello there!

        Say, do they still have the wife carrying contests in your country? I am sure most Landover people would enjoy that sport. When I visited there, it was fun watching the guys use the Estonian Method in a few different variations.


        Do you enjoy kiiking? My Estonian friend's children do and wow is it fun to see them get high. I helped them get high a couple of times but they prefer just doing it themselves.


        It is depressing to know that you are atheist. G_d is most certainly real and He is awaiting your acceptance. As the Psalmist said, it is foolish not to believe in the One who created you. I suspect much of your doubt comes from a lack of study. I suggest reading the Bible all the way from Genesis to Malachi. The Tanakah can show you the majesty of G_d and why it is so important to fear and praise Him constantly while awaiting His promise of Meshiach.


        By the way, my friend in Estonia is an attorney. Let me know if you need one and I'll hook you up.


        Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
        Attorney at Law
        A half truth is a whole lie.

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