[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Mr Kim,
I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?
How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?
Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.

Hey that goes with Alabama Song!





Mr Kim ’ I think ’ you have too ’ much spare time
.don't you have (any)
..dissidents to kill (now)
How many So-vi-ets are left, How
is the transition from a Democrat-
.ic Dictatorship of
..the Proletariat
...to actu– .to actu– .tual Communism?



Do you______ .have toilet paper
yet, or______ .clean your asses
with yo______ur .hands? Oh, the re______vis______ionist, they will never succeed.

You kno______w, the revolution
should be______ .In-ter-national and pro______letarian, or______ .will
die. Yours will die. It is written.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Nice try calling me French. You are a very fool man for get fool by fake ip address. If you check IP now, he will say I am in UK. But nice try. You are more competent than imperialist U.S. government.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Jesus is everywhere - He is waiting for you to befriend Him.

DPRK is a tyranny. It is ruled by Grandfather, Father and Son, a trinity that nobody could take seriously. In the DPRK, if you go against anything the party says, you are punished, this is unlike Christianity where if you do something that is against God, you can seek forgiveness.
In fact:
The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader created your world.
The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work.
There are three people who all have the same idea, “Juche,” they are united as one.
In North Korea you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible.
In North Korea, the leader knows everything.
In North Korea, the leader made everything possible.
In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good.
North Korea thinks that only they have the answer to life.
North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies.
North Korea sees itself as persecuted.
North Korea suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader.
North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies
North Korea has no free elections.
In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader
In North Korea, people who rebel are punished or sent to prison camps.
In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed.
In North Korea, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to members of the Party
In North Korea, you thank the leader every day for what he has done for you
In North Korea, the years are marked from the birth of Kim Il-sung
In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly.

These people are in need of Christianity: what a wonderful change it will be for them.

The Leader of Christianity has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader really did created your world.
The Leader of Christianity really did send his son to continue his work.
There really are three people who all have the same idea, “Christianity,” they are united as one.
In Christianity you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible but that is because they are
In Christianity, the leader really does know everything - he can see into your soul without torturing you.
In Christianity, God made everything possible.
In Christianity, if you accept God then life will be good.
Christianity really does have the answer to life.
Christianity actually is surrounded by enemies.
Christianity is persecuted.
Christianity suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader, and so by praising Him, we receive food.
Christianity wants to wipe out show its enemies the truth.
Christianity requires no free elections.
In Christianity you are saved by faith and love of the Word of the Leader
In Christianity, people who rebel are punished or sent to Hell so that they do not upset other people.
In Christianity, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed so that God may judge them.
In Christianity, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to True Christians in line with God's promise.
In Christianity, you thank God every day for what he has done for you
In Christianity, the years are marked from the birth of Jesus and everyone knows that is the right thing to do.
In Christianity, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly but there is always a Pastor to help you.

Hello to you, friend. Thank you for not act like a fool man. I make a respect for you. You are wrong to say that in glorious DPRK, there are no free elections and that we must all follow whim of glorious leader. DPRK is a free country and any claim he will not is a CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA LIE! Also, there are around 423,300 Christians living here.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Dear Unsaved Scum,

I am a very good personal friend of Mr. Un, who's about to become a devout True Christian™ under my guidance, and I strongly suspect that he would not suddenly appear here unannounced as he'd be residing in the Flint mansion enjoying my hospitality. Your unsaved opinions aren't worth a cup of cold dogspit. This is a Christian forum, not some underground communist orgy chatroom. God hates you if you carry on like this and do not repent.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

You are of fail at photoshop, sir. Was Brian Williams there when you met me? Glorious DPRK rejects your fundamentalist superstitions and embraces the reasonable and scientific!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Also, there are around 423,300 Christians living here.

So that would be about 50% of your prison camp population?

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

So that would be about 50% of your prison camp population?

You spelled happy camp wrong.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Hello Mr. Un, and welcome to our friendly forums. I just LOVED you in Team America! I had no idea you had such a lovely singing voice!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Hello Mr. Un, and welcome to our friendly forums. I just LOVED you in Team America! I had no idea you had such a lovely singing voice!

Thank you friend, but that was my noble father, Kim Jong-il, and it was also a puppet and not a real mans. Team America is an imperialist propaganda film like The Interview.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Friends - I am no a dictator. I run for in a election every five years. Like every member of the DPRK government, I must be voted to remain in power. It is American Pig-Dog leaders George W. Bush and another man (who I will not name because I don't want to get an infraction for calling him a pig-dog) who became Presidents without the majority votes of their country, in fact.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Friends - I am no a dictator.

Yet you drink Hennessy (far too much and far too often it is said) and gorge on prime rib (or whatever has made you a fat little blimp) while your people fight each other for a cup of rice. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Yet you drink Hennessy (far too much and far too often it is said) and gorge on prime rib (or whatever has made you a fat little blimp) while your people fight each other for a cup of rice. You should be ashamed of yourself.

This is not true. It is propaganda. Korean people only suffer because of imperialist sanctions, and I limit myself to the food that they eat. I am not fat, I am big-boned.

[Roland]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

[...] and I limit myself to the food that they eat.[...]

If you ingest the same amount of calories as the rest and you still get to be obese that would mean you are a lazy socialist. Is that a pleonasm?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Thank you friend, but that was my noble father, Kim Jong-il, and it was also a puppet and not a real mans. Team America is an imperialist propaganda film like The Interview.

Did you get to meet Matt Damon anyway?

Of course now I recognize your picture from your avatar! You invented that Gangnom Style routine!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Did you get to meet Matt Damon anyway?

Of course now I recognize your picture from your avatar! You invented that Gangnom Style routine!

Friend, that will PSY, a South Korean man, but he will citizen of DPRK when Korea is reunified.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Who's the fool in the background? Is that the latest concubine?