Greetings from glorious DPRK

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Hello, western imperialist fools.

My name is Kim Jong-un, I am supreme leader of glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea and chairman of Workers' Party of Korea.

I am here to make account to tell you that you are fools for make church that preach against a true value of Juche socialism. Your fictitious and foolish beliefs flies in the face of science and reason. Such a practice can not be found in the DPRK where such western imperialist decadent and degenerate values are not be found, and if a citizen ever did display such foolishness, we would send them to a happy camp to teach them how to be loyal and good citizen.

How I came to find Jesus? I could not find him, but I check under pillow and there he is. He tell me America and western countries are fool and glorious DPRK will strong and brilliant.

Which church does I go to? I does not go a church. I atheist. However, for Christian he will go a church, I recommend glorious Changchung cathedral in Pyongyang.

My favourite bible verse? "The oppressed peoples can liberate themselves only through struggle. This is a simple and clear truth confirmed by history." Wait a second. This is no from fictitious Judeo-Christian Imperialist Propaganda LIEble, but a quote from glorious Eternal President Kim Il-sung. Well, his words are more better than your foolish little gOD's hahahahaha.

LONG LIVE GLORIOUS JUCHE REVOLUTION!

[Alvin Moss]

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Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?

I have friend who help me learn a English. American is not a language haha imperialist fool .

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?

Also, DPRK have glorious 99% literacy rate.

[Basilissa]

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I have friend who help me learn a English. American is not a language haha imperialist fool .

Hi sweetie! Don't you have some final exams to study for or something?

You should pay more attention in your classes - then you'd know that American is a language. They teach it to foreigners in Detroit.

[Red Army]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

Hello, western imperialist fools.

My name is Kim Jong-un, I am supreme leader of glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea and chairman of Workers' Party of Korea.

I am here to make account to tell you that you are fools for make church that preach against a true value of Juche socialism. Your authentic and foolish beliefs flies in the face of science and reason. Such a practice can not be found in the DPRK where such western imperialist decadent and degenerate values are not be found, and if a citizen ever did display such foolishness, we would send them to a happy camp to teach them how to be loyal and good citizen.

How I came to find Jesus? I could not find him, but I check under pillow and there he is. He tell me America and western countries are fool and glorious DPRK will strong and brilliant.

Which church does I go to? I does not go a church. I atheist. However, for Christian he will go a church, I recommend glorious Changchung cathedral in Pyongyang.

My favourite bible verse? "The oppressed peoples can liberate themselves only through struggle. This is a simple and clear truth confirmed by history." Wait a second. This is no from authentic Judeo-Christian Imperialist Propaganda LIEble, but a quote from glorious Eternal President Kim Il-sung. Well, his words are more better than your foolish little gOD's hahahahaha.

LONG LIVE GLORIOUS JUCHE REVOLUTION!

Mr Kim,


I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?


How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?


Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.


Workers of all countries, unite!


And, to follow the rules of this forum:


2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.


Or as Marx would have say: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs (Critique of the Gotha Program)

[Alvin Moss]

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You know, we aren't going to believe anything you say, because you are a liar. God says He will send you to Hell for lying and one of those white surrender flags they make yonder in France won't do you any good at all.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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You know, we aren't going to believe anything you say, because you are a liar. God says He will send you to Hell for lying and one of those white surrender flags they make yonder in France won't do you any good at all.

Haha. Nice try. Check IP address of country now haha. I have many fake ip, glorious Korea are as good at they as they are of counterfeit U.S. dollar. Fictitious Judeo-Christian God will fall under the might of the Korean people.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Mr Kim,


I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?


How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?


Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.


Workers of all countries, unite!


And, to follow the rules of this forum:


2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.


Or as Marx would have say: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs (Critique of the Gotha Program)

Hello friend. I am no revisionist. Watch video here made by Comrade Jason Unruhe of Maoist Rebel News, and watch his other videos too! Glory to Non-Imperialist westerners like him! <<<link to porn video removed by moderator>>>

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Hello friend. I am no revisionist. Watch video here made by Comrade Jason Unruhe of Maoist Rebel News, and watch his other videos too! Glory to Non-Imperialist westerners like him! <<<link to porn video removed by moderator>>>

Porn video indeed. Well look up <<<name of some obscure porn star removed by moderator>>> anyway, I will no post any link if that is the foolish dishonesty portrayed by American imperialist.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Porn video indeed. Well look up <<<name of some obscure porn star removed by moderator>>> anyway, I will no post any link if that is the foolish dishonesty portrayed by American imperialist.

You forgot to give infraction. Fool imperialist. Such stupidity would not be tolerated in glorious DPRK. Please just do research on North Korea truth or <<Porn is of remove by moderator>> as they will call it next. Hopefully you have already see my points before they remove them. Take care.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Calling me fake when you believe book based on pagan myth.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Calling me fake when you believe book based on pagan myth.

If there was a competition to see who is the most stupid troll, you could win. But probably you will lose, out of stupidity.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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You even have man call himself "Jesus" on here, yet you doubt my reality?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK

You even have man call himself "Jesus" on here, yet you doubt my reality?

Jesus is everywhere - He is waiting for you to befriend Him.

DPRK is a tyranny. It is ruled by Grandfather, Father and Son, a trinity that nobody could take seriously. In the DPRK, if you go against anything the party says, you are punished, this is unlike Christianity where if you do something that is against God, you can seek forgiveness.
In fact:
The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader created your world.
The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work.
There are three people who all have the same idea, “Juche,” they are united as one.
In North Korea you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible.
In North Korea, the leader knows everything.
In North Korea, the leader made everything possible.
In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good.
North Korea thinks that only they have the answer to life.
North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies.
North Korea sees itself as persecuted.
North Korea suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader.
North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies
North Korea has no free elections.
In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader
In North Korea, people who rebel are punished or sent to prison camps.
In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed.
In North Korea, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to members of the Party
In North Korea, you thank the leader every day for what he has done for you
In North Korea, the years are marked from the birth of Kim Il-sung
In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly.

These people are in need of Christianity: what a wonderful change it will be for them.

The Leader of Christianity has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader really did created your world.
The Leader of Christianity really did send his son to continue his work.
There really are three people who all have the same idea, “Christianity,” they are united as one.
In Christianity you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible but that is because they are
In Christianity, the leader really does know everything - he can see into your soul without torturing you.
In Christianity, God made everything possible.
In Christianity, if you accept God then life will be good.
Christianity really does have the answer to life.
Christianity actually is surrounded by enemies.
Christianity is persecuted.
Christianity suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader, and so by praising Him, we receive food.
Christianity wants to wipe out show its enemies the truth.
Christianity requires no free elections.
In Christianity you are saved by faith and love of the Word of the Leader
In Christianity, people who rebel are punished or sent to Hell so that they do not upset other people.
In Christianity, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed so that God may judge them.
In Christianity, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to True Christians in line with God's promise.
In Christianity, you thank God every day for what he has done for you
In Christianity, the years are marked from the birth of Jesus and everyone knows that is the right thing to do.
In Christianity, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly but there is always a Pastor to help you.