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  • DANIEL_HOGG
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2016
    • 6

    #1

    My introduction

    Hello my name is Daniel, i go to church every Sunday Brunswick Methodist Church and my favorite bible verse is any verse which speaks its views on homosexuals.



    This is because it made me realize that, as a homosexual , i need to fix myself. I know dislike who i am but don't know how to get rid of my sinning feelings. I am also very worried about being denied access to heaven. So i ask to everyone on this website , please help me.


    Thanks in advance


    Daniel
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978

    #2
    Re: My introduction

    Originally posted by DANIEL_HOGG View Post
    Hello my name is Daniel, i go to church every Sunday Brunswick Methodist Church and my favorite bible verse is any verse which speaks its views on homosexuals.



    This is because it made me realize that, as a homosexual , i need to fix myself. I know dislike who i am but don't know how to get rid of my sinning feelings. I am also very worried about being denied access to heaven. So i ask to everyone on this website , please help me.


    Thanks in advance


    Daniel
    Hello and a cautious .

    Why do you want us to help you? Can't you read the Holy Bible yourself?

    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: My introduction

      Originally posted by DANIEL_HOGG View Post
      Hello my name is Daniel, i go to church every Sunday Brunswick Methodist Church and my favorite bible verse is any verse which speaks its views on homosexuals.



      This is because it made me realize that, as a homosexual , i need to fix myself. I know dislike who i am but don't know how to get rid of my sinning feelings. I am also very worried about being denied access to heaven. So i ask to everyone on this website , please help me.


      Thanks in advance


      Daniel
      You're in luck, friend! Jesus has taken upon Himself the debt of your disgusting abomination! In a most clever payment system, Jesus temporarily died to redeem those who opt to believe He did just such a thing! While it may not make sense according to what we know about economics, or the properties of blood, or human behavior, or physics, or even common sense, it is nevertheless the Holy Contract Jesus signed on your behalf back there on Calgary! All you have to do to secure the prize is confess your sins and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior (Romans 10:9). Then Jesus will abide in you (no homo; John 15:4), and Satan's wily seductions will have no more appeal (1st John 5:18). There is no specific prayer, any "sinner's prayer" will do. If you'd like, I'll pray with you...
      Dear LORD,

      I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of the Virgin Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that your divine nature means you were impervious to the physical effects of the lack of oxygen in space, that your divine body saved you from any danger of your blood boiling, your eyeballs exploding, or your lungs turning into red slush.

      I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.

      Please forgive me.

      Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.

      Please change my heart to want to read the Holy Bible and agree with all of it.

      Be my Savior.

      By my LORD and Master.

      I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.

      In Jesus' Name I pray.


      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2262

        #4
        Re: My introduction

        Ms. Hogg,


        Please know that I will pray for your release from the sin of lebanonism. Sometimes these homer demons are stubborn, so I will also fast one meal on your behalf. (Mark 9:29) It is good to have an accountability partner so that you have a partner who holds you accountable.


        The last I heard, Brother Faith Machine holds regular sessions via online conferences for this very purpose. I am sure if you contact him via this site he will make himself very available for you and for as long as you like. Our Brother Harold Porter is another excellent source of becoming an ex-gay. He has laid hands on many a homer lezbean and will extend his talent (given by GOD) to you with love and care.


        I look forward to reading of your deliverance. You'll squeal like a pig with delight when Christ enters you. We are a friendly and welcoming bunch, here to glorify the King of Kings with you as soon as your soul is cleansed by the blood of Christ.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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